Alaska
Humor from horror: Alaska Airlines takes jokes for Boeing blunder
Alaska Airlines has been made the butt of recent jokes after a door plug blew off one its planes in mid-air earlier this month, though the issue originated with the plane’s manufacturer.
This past weekend, Saturday Night Live featured a mock ad for Alaska Airlines with the slogan, “You didn’t die and you got a cool story.”
“You know those bolts that, like, hold the plane together? We’re gonna go ahead and tighten some of those,” SNL guest host Jacob Elordi said, referencing an issue airlines found on other planes in their fleets after the Boeing 737 MAX 9 was grounded.
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Alaska and United Airlines, both of which have the 737 MAX 9 in their fleets, have found planes with loose bolts. Alaska and United are the only U.S. carriers that fly the plane with the piece that detached mid-air.
But that issue isn’t an airline problem as the SNL skit seemed to suggest.
“We know there are problems with manufacturing,” FAA Administrator Michael Whitaker told CNBC on Jan. 12. “There have been problems in the past, but these are continuing. The aircraft that was involved in the accident last week on Alaska was less than three months old, so this is a brand-new aircraft. It has just come off the line, and it had significant problems, and we believe there are other manufacturing problems as well.”
The FAA subsequently announced it would audit Boeing’s Seattle-area 737 Max 9 production lines.
Some of the jokes that have taken off from the door plug fiasco have called attention to both the manufacturing issue and the awkward — and potentially legally troublesome — position the incident has put Alaska in.
Seattle’s local “real fake newsroom” The Needling took a more nuanced satirical swing in a piece titled “Alaska Airlines Changes ‘Proudly All Boeing’ Signs on Planes to ‘Oops! All Boeings’,” as its latest jab.
The door plug incident has also reminded critics of another recent episode that put Alaska Airlines in the hot seat, or rather the jump seat.
“We’re the same airline where a pilot tried to turn off the engine mid-flight while on mushrooms, and now, we’re so proud to say that’s our second-worst flight,” Kenan Thompson said in SNL’s skit before the screen cut to another mock slogan: “Alaska, still better than Spirit.”
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Like the core of the skit, this line was half right. An off-duty Alaska Airlines pilot who admitted to taking psychedelic mushrooms tried to shut off the engines on a flight operated by Horizon Airlines in October.
Whether audiences care about the nuance or not, though, Alaska Airlines is still left dealing with a public relations nightmare that could have been much worse.
Alaska
Over $150K worth of drugs seized from man in Juneau, police say
JUNEAU, Alaska (KTUU) – An Alaska drug task force seized roughly $162,000 worth of controlled substances during an operation in Juneau Thursday, according to the Juneau Police Department.
Around 3 p.m. Thursday, investigators with the Southeast Alaska Cities Against Drugs (SEACAD) approached 50-year-old Juneau resident Jermiah Pond in the Nugget Mall parking lot while he was sitting in his car, according to JPD.
A probation search of the car revealed a container holding about 7.3 gross grams of a substance that tested presumptively positive for methamphetamine, as well as about 1.21 gross grams of a substance that tested presumptively positive for fentanyl.
As part of the investigation, investigators executed a search warrant at Pond’s residence, during which they found about 46.63 gross grams of ketamine, 293.56 gross grams of fentanyl, 25.84 gross grams of methamphetamine and 25.5 gross grams of MDMA.
In all, it amounted to just less than a pound of drugs worth $162,500.
Investigators also seized $102,640 in cash and multiple recreational vehicles believed to be associated with the investigation.
Pond was lodged on charges of second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance, two counts of third-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance, five counts of fourth-degree misconduct involving a substance and an outstanding felony probation warrant.
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Alaska
Sand Point teen found 3 days after going missing in lake
SAND POINT, Alaska (KTUU) – A teenage boy who was last seen Monday when the canoe he was in tipped over has been found by a dive team in a lake near Sand Point, according to a person familiar with the situation.
Alaska’s News Source confirmed with the person, who is close to the search efforts, that the dive team found 15-year-old Kaipo Kaminanga deceased Thursday in Red Cove Lake, located a short drive from the town of Sand Point on the Aleutian Island chain.
Kaminanga was last seen canoeing with three other friends on Monday when the boat tipped over.
A search and rescue operation ensued shortly after.
Alaska Dive Search Rescue and Recovery Team posted on Facebook Thursday night that they were able to “locate and recover” Kaminanga at around 5 p.m. Thursday.
“We are glad we could bring closure to his family, friends and community,” the post said.
This is a breaking news story and will be updated when more details become available.
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Alaska
Opinion: Homework for Alaska: Sales tax or income tax?
This is a tax tutorial for gubernatorial candidates, for legislators who will report to work next year and for the Alaska public.
Think of it as homework, with more than eight months to complete the assignment that is not due until the November election. The homework is intended to inform, not settle the debate over a state sales tax or state income tax — or neither, which is the preferred option for many Alaskans.
But for those Alaskans willing to consider a tax as a personal responsibility to help fund schools, roads, public safety, child care, state troopers, prisons, foster care and everything else necessary for healthy and productive lives, someday they will need to decide on a state income tax or a state sales tax after they accept the checkbook reality that oil and Permanent Fund earnings are not enough.
This homework assignment is intended to get people thinking with facts, not emotions. Electing the right candidates will be the first test.
Alaskans have until the next election because nothing will change this year. It will take a new political alignment led by a reality-based governor to organize support in the Legislature and among the public.
But next year, maybe, with the right elected leadership, Alaskans can debate a state sales tax or personal income tax. Plus, of course, corporate taxes and oil production taxes, but those are for another school day.
One of the biggest arguments in favor of a state sales tax is that visitors would pay it. Yes, they would, but not as much as many Alaskans think.
Air travel is exempt from sales taxes. So are cruise ship tickets. That’s federal law, which means much of what tourists spend on their Alaska vacation is beyond the reach of a state sales tax.
Cutting further into potential revenues, state and federal law exempts flightseeing tours from sales tax, which is a particularly costly exemption when you think about how much visitors spend on airplane and helicopter tours.
That leaves sales tax supporters collecting from tourists on T-shirts, gifts for grandchildren, artwork, postcards, hotels, Airbnb, car rentals and restaurant meals. Still a substantial take for taxes, but far short of total tourism spending.
An argument against a state sales tax is that more than 100 cities and boroughs already depend on local sales taxes to pay for schools and other public services. Try to imagine what a state tax piled on top of a local tax would do to kill shopping in Homer, already at 7.85%, or Kodiak, Wrangell and Cordova, all at 7%, and all the other municipalities.
Supporters of an income tax say it would share the responsibility burden with nonresidents who earn income in Alaska and then return home to spend their money.
Almost one in four workers in Alaska in 2024 were nonresidents, as reported by the state Department of Labor in January. That doesn’t include federal employees, active-duty military or self-employed people.
Nonresidents earned roughly $3.8 billion, or about 17% of every dollar covered in the report.
However, many of those nonresident workers are lower-wage and seasonal, employed in the seafood processing and tourism industries, unlikely to pay much in income taxes. But a tax could be structured so that they pay something, which is fair.
Meanwhile, higher-wage workers in oil and gas, mining, construction and airlines (freight and passenger service) would pay taxes on their income earned in Alaska, which also is fair.
It comes down to what would direct more of the tax burden to nonresidents: a tax on income or on visitor spending. Wages or wasabi-crusted salmon dinners.
Larry Persily is a longtime Alaska journalist, with breaks for federal, state and municipal public policy work in Alaska and Washington, D.C. He lives in Anchorage and is publisher of the Wrangell Sentinel weekly newspaper.
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