It seems Donald Trump’s Gulf of Mexico name change is going forward.

Even the Coast Guard is officially calling it “The Gulf of America.”

To me, that’s a sign we’re now allowed to change geographical labels.

Which, of course, got me wondering how we might apply that here.

I’ve long thought that the state’s 39 cities and towns are way too many – maybe now’s the time to consolidate them into a half dozen or so.

I’ll get to that in a moment, but first, if the Gulf of Mexico can be renamed, why not Rhode Island itself?

Frankly, it’s a bit absurd that no one is sure where our name came from.

One theory is that in 1614, Dutch explorer Adriaen Block called it Roodt Eylandt because of the red clay along the Block Island shore. Another is that Italian explorer Giovanni da Verrazzano thought we looked like the Greek island of Rhodes.

Wouldn’t it be better to name us after something more relevant?

From our beginnings, Rhode Island has been known as a contrary state, the first to reject the crown and the last to ratify the Constitution.

So perhaps we should be named Contraria?

Or Rebellia?

I once heard a British visitor say, “Rhode Island is such a funny little state – is it necessary?” Perhaps not, which makes me think we could also be called “Inessentia” or “Afterthoughtica.”

Since there are two Carolinas and Dakotas, we conceivably could be renamed South Massachusetts. But 390 years later, I’m still mad that they kicked out Roger Williams, and I’d rather not be known as their appendage.

We could also be East Connecticut, but why be melded into a state that – how do I put this politely? – does anyone even know what Connecticut is about? Like, what’s nutmeg? At least Rhode Island is distinct, from accent to brash politics – “brash” being a polite word for “occasionally corrupt.”

But I don’t think the name “Corruptia” would help our tourist pitch. This has me thinking it would help if a new state name highlighted our coastal distinction.

So if I had to make a final decision, I’d call us “Beachlandia.”

Meanwhile, let’s get to the idea of compressing the absurd number of 39 Rhode Island cities and towns.

My initial thought was to combine towns by personality – for example putting together East Greenwich, the East Side, parts of Barrington and Newport and call it the town of “Affluence.”

One might also combine Pawtucket and Woonsocket as comparable working-class cities named “Woontucket.”

But I think the towns have to be contiguous. And if we’re going to jettison the absurd number of 39, let’s be serious about making it not much more than a half dozen.

I picture seven.

First, let’s look toward the west – you know, that sea of red in the state’s post-election maps. That would include Burrillville, Hopkinton, Richmond, Exeter, West Greenwich, Coventry, Foster, Scituate and Glocester. As far as I know, there’s only one thing out there in western Rhode Island, so I’d call that town “The Woods.”

Which brings up another Rhode Island region – to the south – also known for one thing. I’d merge Charlestown, South Kingstown, Narragansett, North Kingstown, Westerly and Block Island and call it “The Dunes.”

Now let’s move east across Narragansett Bay. You know how when you ask people from Middletown where they live, they often make it easy on everyone and say, “Newport”? I’m guessing other folks do the same – especially if they’re out of state and someone asks what town they live in.

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So I’d combine Jamestown, Middletown, Portsmouth and even Tiverton and Little Compton, all of which are in the sailing city’s gravitational pull, and name that town, “Le Newport.”

Next, I’m thinking about the wraparounds circling the state’s sole metro area. I’d include Warwick, Cranston, Johnston, North Providence and even East Greenwich.

Of course, those towns all see themselves as distinct, but I’ll bet folks in places like Boston just meld them together as “the land beyond Providence.” I’ll throw West Warwick into that mix because I don’t know where else to put it. And we’ll call that combined town “The Burbs.”

That leaves the state’s urban core – Providence, East Providence, Pawtucket and Central Falls. I might borrow one of my favorite Rhode Islandisms and call it “Down City.”

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To the southeast of Down City, there’s a necklace of towns that don’t quite qualify as Le Newport, the Burbs or The Dunes. I’m talking about Barrington, Warren and Bristol. We’ll call that town “The Marina.”

That leaves Lincoln, the Smithfields and Cumberland, which aren’t quite The Woods. And Woonsocket which is too far to be Down City or the Burbs. I think that amorphous mix of towns should simply called, “The Rest.”

All seven of these new combined towns would make up the newly named Beachlandia.

Let me know if you have better ideas for a state name.

Meanwhile, someone please alert the Coast Guard.

mpatinki@providencejournal.com

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Winning Powerball numbers from Jan. 25 drawing

08-15-17-53-66, Powerball: 14, Power Play: 3

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08-26-28-38-46, Lucky Ball: 06

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Midday: 4-8-3-0

Evening: 2-5-2-8

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01-03-24-28-38, Extra: 26

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• Prizes less than $600 can be claimed at any Rhode Island Lottery Retailer. Prizes of $600 and above must be claimed at Lottery Headquarters, 1425 Pontiac Ave., Cranston, Rhode Island 02920.
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When are the Rhode Island Lottery drawings held?

• Powerball: 10:59 p.m. ET on Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday.
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Nestled in the southeastern corner of Rhode Island, Little Compton is a picturesque small town that often escapes the spotlight. While Newport and Providence draw millions of visitors each year, Little Compton offers an equally captivating experience with its tranquil charm and understated beauty. This idyllic New England destination is a treasure trove of natural landscapes, rich history, and a close-knit community that makes visitors feel right at home. With a commitment to preserving its historic character and natural environment, this coastal haven is a must-visit for anyone looking to explore a different side of Rhode Island.

Historical Significance

Incorporated in 1682, Little Compton was originally part of the Plymouth Colony and later became a part of Rhode Island in the mid-18th century. The historic Wilbor House, built in 1692, serves as the headquarters for the Little Compton Historical Society. Visitors can tour the house and the surrounding grounds, learning about the area’s Native inhabitants, its early settlers, and its evolution over the centuries.

Another historical highlight is the Commons, the town’s historic district. This central area features a collection of Colonial and Federal-style buildings, many of which date back to the 18th and 19th centuries. The United Congregational Church, with its white steeple and classic New England architecture, is a striking focal point.

Little Compton is also the final resting place of Elizabeth Pabodie, believed to be the first child of the Mayflower settlers born in the New World. Her grave, located in the Old Commons Burial Ground, draws history enthusiasts eager to connect with this fascinating piece of American heritage.

Natural Beauty

For nature lovers, Little Compton offers a wealth of stunning landscapes. South Shore Beach is a favorite spot for both locals and visitors. Its expansive shoreline and gentle waves make it ideal for swimming, sunbathing, and picnicking. Adjacent to the beach is Goosewing Beach Preserve, a protected area managed by The Nature Conservancy. This preserve is home to rare shorebirds and features a small nature center where visitors can learn about the local ecosystem.

Sakonnet Point is another natural highlight. This scenic spot offers sweeping ocean views and is a popular location for fishing, kayaking, and simply enjoying the tranquil surroundings. The nearby Sakonnet Greenway provides several walking trails that wind through the countryside, offering opportunities to spot wildlife and take in the area’s pastoral beauty.

Additionally, Little Compton is dotted with vineyards, orchards, and family-owned farms, many of which welcome visitors. Picking fresh fruit at a local orchard or enjoying a glass of wine at a vineyard with views of rolling hills is an experience unique to this corner of Rhode Island.

Local Food and Wine

Little Compton’s culinary offerings reflect its agricultural roots and coastal location. The town boasts a variety of farm-to-table restaurants and seafood shacks that serve up fresh, locally sourced fare. The Commons Lunch, a beloved local institution, offers hearty comfort food and classic New England dishes like clam chowder and lobster rolls.

For a more upscale dining experience, The Tap Room Restaurant at the Stone House Inn provides an elegant setting with menus that highlight seasonal ingredients from nearby farms and fishermen. The town’s proximity to the ocean ensures that seafood is always fresh, whether you are savoring oysters from local waters or indulging in a plate of scallops.

Wine enthusiasts will appreciate a visit to Sakonnet Vineyard, one of the oldest wineries in New England. Here, guests can sample award-winning wines while relaxing on the vineyard’s picturesque grounds. During the summer months, the vineyard often hosts live music and other events, adding to its appeal.

Arts, Culture, and Community

Despite its small size, Little Compton has a thriving arts and culture scene. The Little Compton Community Center frequently hosts events ranging from art exhibits to musical performances, providing a platform for local talent and fostering a sense of community. The town’s natural beauty has long inspired artists, and visitors will find galleries, such as Kathrine Lovell Gallery and Donovan Studio, showcasing works by local painters, sculptors, and photographers.

Little Compton is also home to the annual Summer Art Show, which attracts artists and art enthusiasts from across the region. This event is a celebration of creativity and offers a chance to purchase unique, locally made artwork. Local arts and crafts are also a big part of the annual Summer Fair, which includes a road race, family-friendly games, and the famous Lobster Luncheon.

Conclusion

Little Compton’s charm lies in its ability to transport visitors to a simpler time. While it may not have the high-profile attractions of larger cities, Little Compton’s understated allure is precisely what makes it special. It is a place where visitors can slow down, connect with nature, and immerse themselves in the timeless charm of New England. For those seeking an off-the-beaten-path destination that combines history, natural beauty, and a welcoming community, Little Compton deserves a spot on your travel itinerary.