You can call it “girl dinner”, but I just call it delicious. Give me a charcuterie board and a glass of wine, and I will call it dinner any day of the week.

Don’t come at me with your “that is not a nutritious meal” hooplah. It covers all of the necessary food groups.

Of course the various meats are a great source of protein, the cheese is dairy, many boards come with pickled vegetables (so there are your veggies), and wine is made of grapes, so there’s your fruit. The next time you want a charcuterie board for dinner, you don’t have to feel an ounce of guilt about it. YOU’RE WELCOME!

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I love being a member of the Facebook Group “Seacoast Eats”, because it is nothing but good vibes. It is a place where locals raise up small businesses and praise the best eateries in our neck of the woods. If anyone posts a complaint or a disparaging comment about a local business, it is promptly taken down. It is simply not the place for that. Save your negative comments for the YELP review.

I discover so many restaurants through being a member of this group, and I just added another to my list: Board in Kittery, Maine!

Kayla Marie is a member of the group, and posted some amazing pics highlighting her experience at Board:

They have wine flights (I repeat, WINE FLIGHTS):

I know I just said that no one complains in this group. However, I did see someone in the comments voicing their displeasure that they give you TOO MUCH WINE in the flights. Griping over a generous pour. That’s a new one.

Here’s their rotating selection of meats and cheeses:

They also always have cheesy toast on the menu, but the flavor rotates. This one has mozzarella, tomato, pesto, basaltic drizzle, and bacon, and it belongs in my belly.

Have you been to this fine establishment? What Seacoast restaurant has the best charcuterie board in the game?

LONDONDERRY, NH — A Massachusetts man is due in court next week to face a drunken driving charge after a crash on early Tuesday morning.

Just before 1 a.m., several officers were sent to Route 28-Rockingham Road near Smith Lane for a crash report. When they arrived, they found a single vehicle had crashed into trees on the south shoulder of the road. A utility pole had also been severed.

During an on-scene investigation, police accused the driver, James Shea, 31, of Malden, Massachusetts, of being impaired, “attributing his condition as the sole cause of the accident,” police said on Facebook. He was arrested on driving while intoxicated and false report to law enforcement charges.

Police said Route 28 was closed for several hours during the cleanup and pole repair work.

Shea was released on personal recognizance and is due in Derry District Court on May 7.

CONCORD, NH — Joseph R. Giconte, born 1995, of White River Junction, Vermont, was arrested at 11:30 p.m. on April 30, 2024, on criminal threatening and domestic violence-criminal threatening charges. He was after an incident or investigation on Fisherville Road.

Kristine Anita Vanwezel, born 1964, of Concord received a summons on a criminal trespass charge at 10:21 p.m. on April 17, 2024, after an incident or investigation at Planet Fitness at 89 Fort Eddy Road.

Anthony Michael Shinholster, born 1978, of Concord received a summons at 10:07 a.m. on April 15 on a theft by unauthorized taking-less than $1,000 charge. He was arrested after an incident or investigation at Lens Crafters at 240 Loudon Road.

Myles Leland Davison, born 2004, of Chichester received a summons at 1:01 p.m. on April 3 on a criminal trespass charge after an incident or investigation on Loudon Road.

Kristi L. Schipilliti, born 1988, of Concord was arrested at 12:47 a.m. on March 31 on simple assault, domestic violence-simple assault, breach of bail, and two criminal mischief charges after an incident or investigation on North Emperor Drive.

Ryan Anthony Iworsley, born 2004, of Andover, Massachusetts, was arrested at 11 p.m. on March 30 on a criminal trespass charge after an incident or investigation at the Steeplegate Mall at 270 Loudon Road.

Jean Mateo, born 1990, of Concord received a summons at 8:03 p.m. on March 26 on a criminal trespass charge after an incident or investigation at the Merrimack County Attorney’s Office at 4 Court St.

Julianna Marie LaBrake, 50, of Pittsfield received a summons at 11 a.m. on March 25 on a driving after revocation or suspension charge on Interstate 393 east at the Exit 3 offramp. She has an active reckless conduct, DUI-second offense, and DUI charges, as well as a “hands-free” and fail-yield to emergency vehicle violations case out of Manchester from February in Hillsborough County Superior Court North.

William Slocum, 37, of Concord was arrested on three bench warrants at 10:10 a.m. on March 20 after an incident or investigation at Cumberland Farms at 196 N. Main St.

Jennifer E. Quinn, 40, of Concord received a summons at 11:40 p.m. on March 19 on a bench warrant after an incident or investigation at 192 N. State St.

Tyler Brissette, 40, of Concord was arrested at 2:12 p.m. on March 14 on a theft by unauthorized taking charge, a felony, due to two prior convictions. Crystal R. Russo, born 1988, of Concord received a summons on a willful concealment charge. They were charged after an incident or investigation at Market Basket at 108 Fort Eddy Road.

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