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‘Next Goal Wins’ movie review: Taika Waititi’s film is a lazy look at the dreams of American Samoa football team

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‘Next Goal Wins’ movie review: Taika Waititi’s film is a lazy look at the dreams of American Samoa football team

A still from ‘Next Goal Wins’.
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No one has probably said less in as much time as Taika Waititi in his latest film, Next Goal WinsIn the movieadapted from a documentary of the same name, Waititi’s writing erodes the natural qualities of a heartfelt story about a Dutch coach training the American Samoa football team for World Cup qualifiers. Never emerging beyond the stereotypes it seeks to dismiss, Next Goal Wins comes across as an empty shell of its original intentions and ideas.

Set in 2011, ahead of the World Cup Qualifiers, Dutch-American football coach Thomas Rongen (Michael Fassbender), is forced to reinvigorate the world’s worst football team — the national team of American Samoa. No sooner than Rongen arrives at the island nation does the film begin to unravel the tensions that stem from white men coming to save indigenous players. Rongen, disinclined to coach the team, doesn’t take time to get to know his players and dismisses them as losers. While Rongen’s behaviour comes from his character, there is little that justifies why the script also tends to follow in his ignorant dismissive footsteps.

Next Goal Wins (English)

Director: Taika Waititi

Cast: Michael Fassbender, Oscar Kightley, Kaimana, David Fane

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Runtime: 104 minutes

Storyline: In 2011 a Dutch-American football coach tries to turn around the luck of what is considered the worst football team in the world, with just four weeks left for the World Cup Qualifying matches

During an ongoing training session, the team abruptly sits down to pray, and Rongen storms to Federation president Tavita’s (Oscar Kightely) office and quits. Tavita explains that they will not deny who they are for the sake of winning. “These are our customs!” he adds. Unfortunately for the film, the pride in these customs and traditions and how they get intertwined within American Samoa’s dream of playing international football is never given its due. The team players and the larger American Samoan community are more often than not processed through the eyes of Rongen, leading to a very unbalanced and boring script.

It is shown earlier on in the film that the team faced its worst defeat in 2001 when it lost against Australia 31-0. Since then, Tavita has dreamed of the team scoring “one goal, just one”. Yet, neither Tavita’s hope nor the team’s motivations for the sport get space in the over 90-minute runtime.

Take any other successful sports film about an underdog team, and its journey gets inevitably intertwined with the personal journeys of the team players. Their passion propels the team to victory. The American Samoa national team wins its first World Cup qualifying match against Tonga after four weeks of training with Rongen. However, when the scene gets wrapped up, a stranger team wins, evoking little emotion. Jaiyah Saelua (Kaimana), the first transgender player to play in a World Cup Qualifying game, is the only team member the film is interested in exploring. However, even she gets ignored unless she interacts with Rongen.

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Next Goal Wins is a lesson in complacent writing, wherein the script is more focused on cramming in an awkward joke about the eccentricities of the indigenous culture. Any emotional heavy lifting that happens is due to the nature of the story, despite such a script. Barely showing the hardships the team has had to overcome, the film seems more interested in detailing the personal growth of Rongen. Next Goal Wins fails to justify its existence when it struggles to champion, or even show basic interest in the stories of the people it portrays.

Next Goal Wins is currently running in theatres

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Movie Review: 'The Fall Guy' – Catholic Review

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NEW YORK (OSV News) – Screwball comedies showcasing couples verbally duking it out in the battle of the sexes comprised a significant and often winning subgenre during the Golden Age of Hollywood. Whether the sparring partners were Gary Cooper and Jean Arthur or William Powell and Carole Lombard, audiences were likely to enjoy every round.

Such examples of amusing tension are comparatively rare these days, which makes the advent of “The Fall Guy” (Universal) a refreshing development. Although ostensibly an actioner — and a snappy one at that — director David Leitch’s loose adaptation of the eponymous 1980s TV series has even more appeal as a toothsome romantic comedy.

Unfortunately, however, the wit and engaging sentiment that characterize Drew Pearce’s script are offset by an excess of off-color dialogue. As a result, this bit of otherwise classy fun can only be endorsed for grown-ups.

After a near-fatal accident, veteran Hollywood stuntman Colt Seavers (Ryan Gosling) loses confidence in himself and leaves the film business. He also cuts off contact with Jody Moreno (Emily Blunt), the aspiring director he’d been dating, though he continues to carry a torch for her.

Having hit the skids and become a restaurant parking attendant, Colt is summoned back to the world of Tinseltown by producer Gail Meyer (Hannah Waddingham). She’s at work on the science fiction epic that will represent Jody’s feature debut.

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The lavish project is under threat, however, as Gail eventually explains, because its lead, Tom Ryder (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) — the egotistical star for whom Colt used to substitute — has disappeared. Gail begs Colt to track the actor down and, with Jody’s welfare in mind, he complies.

As a cover for carrying out this surreptitious mission, Gail has arranged for Colt to join the set of Judy’s production. This offers Judy the opportunity to take sweet revenge on Colt for his ghosting of her.

The screenplay tends to turn Colt’s misdeed into more of an obstacle to reconciliation than it might represent in real life. But the path to reunion is a thoroughly enjoyable one to travel, especially as it leads through some savvy satire of the entertainment industry’s mannerisms.

Although one exchange in the dialogue can be interpreted as suggesting that Colt and Judy’s former liaison included a sexual component, this remains uncertain. As for what’s seen on screen, past or present, nothing of the sort transpires. Instead, they pursue their kicks by doing fast doughnuts in Colt’s truck.

While Pearce keeps his lovers away from the bedroom, he also lowers the tone with a constant barrage of S-words. It’s a shame that indulging in them necessarily restricts the appropriate audience for his sharp barbs and Leitch’s well-choreographed bumps.

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The film contains considerable stylized violence, including gunplay, a possible offscreen premarital sexual relationship, several instances each of profanity and milder swearing, fleeting rough language, pervasive crude talk and obscene gestures. The OSV News classification is A-III — adults. The Motion Picture Association rating is PG-13 — parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.

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Mind Body Spirit – Review | Yoga Found Footage Horror Movie | Heaven of Horror

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Want to be a yoga influencer?

If ever you wanted to be a yoga influencer, then Mind Body Spirit will cure you of that. Just kidding, as it isn’t the practice of yoga that makes this a horror movie, but rather an old book full of ancient rituals. I always find myself thinking “Has nobody watched Evil Dead?” whenever they embark on reading out loud from weird books.

However, for this particular horror story, the book was left behind by the lead character’s grandmother. Anya has just inherited her grandmother’s old house and before she finds the book, she also discovers a huge part of the house. Including a strange room and a huge attic.

Both would have made me leave the house immediately. And if not then, the things that happen next most certainly would have. You see, I have actually watched a whole lot of horror movies, so I already know that this cannot end well for Anya.

From self-help to despair

Anya has never met her grandmother, but the book (along with the house) was left for her. While Anya’s mom begs her to leave the place and recognizes that her grandmother was not a good person, Anya looks at it all like some sort of fate.

What starts as a spiritual self-help guide that Anya follows to kick off her aspiring career as a yoga influencer turns into something very sinister. The only other person in Anya’s house is an already established lifestyle influencer who tries to help Anya get started – because Anya’s mother asks her to.

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While Anya is portrayed wonderfully (and also creepily, at times) by Sarah J. Bartholomew, the influencer Kenzi is portrayed by Madi Bready. I loved how we also got to watch commercials for various products that sponsor these influencers.

Not least seeing Kenzi from KenziFit in her element. A great detail that made it all come alive and feel very real.

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‘For Sale’ review: Fun horror comedy can’t quite close the deal

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‘For Sale’ review: Fun horror comedy can’t quite close the deal

For Sale is an interesting little comedy horror. Mason McGinness (Andrew Roth, The Wire) is a smarmy salesman who is not above cutting some corners to close the deal. When he pushes things too far, he finds himself out of a job and a home. He has a chance to right his life if he can sell a house with a sordid past and lots of unwanted guests.

The debate between practical effects and CGI is an ongoing one that will only end when there are no longer audiences old enough to have nostalgia for old school effects. Even though special effects are a relatively big part of For Sale, it does not offer much to that particular argument. Instead, it is an example of the effectiveness of simplicity.

For Sale is a haunted house movie, so there has to be ghosts, mysterious happenings, and strange sightings. While nothing is Savini-esque and the budget does not allow for massive computer generated spectacle, the film is great at using small moments to create maximum terror. There are some excellent jump scares and the use of shadows add to the biggest moments. When the specters who inhabit the house make their appearances, they have a cheesy look that works with the story being told.

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Charm may be the strongest thing about the film. Quirky music and characters are the biggest takeaway from For Sale. Roth is particularly good as the shady agent who will do anything to get his sale. He is in just about every scene and his personality ensures that anyone watching will not be bored of him. The plot is more about the development of his character than the actual scares.

For some, this may end up being an issue. For Sale skirts around the horror elements for the vast majority of the time. It is not until about an hour in that the story truly kicks in. Everything before is set up. This would be fine – and it is very well paced – except a tone is never established. It is not tense enough for horror fans, but also does not provide constant laughs. And when the terror finally does take center stage, things come to a screeching halt.

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The ending is also a little erratic. At first, it appears as if viewers will be getting a more family friendly ending complete with Mason learning a life lesson. This is before a dark turn that leads to a confusing finale that is sorta cute and sorta funny but incomplete more than anything else.

For Sale opens on digital platforms May 7

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