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1986 Movie Reviews – Adventures of the American Rabbit, Adventures of Mark Twain, Clan of the Cave Bear, Iron Eagle, The Longshot, and Troll | The Nerdy
Welcome to an exciting year-long project here at The Nerdy. 1986 was an exciting year for films giving us a lot of films that would go on to be beloved favorites and cult classics. It was also the start to a major shift in cultural and societal norms, and some of those still reverberate to this day.
We’re going to pick and choose which movies we hit, but right now the list stands at nearly four dozen.
Yes, we’re insane, but 1986 was that great of a year for film.
The articles will come out – in most cases – on the same day the films hit theaters in 1986 so that it is their true 40th anniversary. All films are also watched again for the purposes of these reviews and are not being done from memory. In some cases, it truly will be the first time we’ve seen them.
This time around, it’s Jan. 17, 1986, and we’re off to see Adventures of the American Rabbit, Adventures of Mark Twain, Clan of the Cave Bear, Iron Eagle, The Longshot, and Troll.
Adventures of the American Rabbit
I have no idea how I had never once heard of this movie in my life, but after watching it, I highly doubt I will ever hear of it again.
Robert Rabbit (Barry Gordon) is visited by a mysterious old rabbit shortly after his birth that continues to show up throughout his childhood with vague references to his destiny. Eventually it is revealed Robert can turns into the roller skating hero, “American Rabbit” who is capable of heroic deeds and can stop the evil plans of a gang of jackals.
Somehow Toei Animation got dragged into this mess, and I have no clue how. The animation is sub-par. The plot is not remotely entertaining or engaging.
if this had come out in 1976 it would make a bit more sense with how patriotic everything was, but instead we ended up with it in 1986 for no apparent reason.
The Adventures of Mark Twain
This was another film I had never heard of, but at least I enjoyed this one more. Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer sneak aboard Mark Twain’s airship as he prepares to intercept Halley’s Comet. Becky Thatcher follows the two boys on board, and all three end up on a somewhat psychedelic journey with the famous author.
A feature-length claymation movie? I’m on board just at the mention of it. It’s a rather odd concept at the heart that Tom, Huck, and Becky are real in the story, but it works and makes for an interesting retrospective on Twain’s career.
I wasn’t always in love with some of the design choices in the film, but I still enjoyed it and would give it a recommendation.
The Clan of the Cave Bear
There were multiple books in this series. After watching this one, I’m not surprised we have never seen more of them.
Alya, a Cro-Magnon girl, loses her mother in an earthquake and is taken in as a child by a clan of Neanderthals. She is raised in their ways despite being a girl from “The Others.” She ends up breaking numerous taboos of the clan such as learning to use a weapon and disgracing the new Clan leader in combat. She eventually sets out on her own to find more of her kind, leaving her half-Neanderthal son behind.
I hated this movie. Not for Daryl Hannah, I actually thought she did a pretty good job with her role as Alya, but the story was just bonkers. I had heard for years about how ‘realistic’ it was. Oh, so Neanderthals somehow had a communication system to let each other know when a big Clan meetup was happening? And we’ll just ignore how the Clan of the Cave Bear had just moved at the start of the film to a random cave? Did they call all of the other clans and give them their new address?
One thing I have to admit is pretty specific to me. I grew up in the costume industry and was around special effects makeup artists a lot in my youth. I knew how to do things like make bullet holes look realistic by the age of 11. Some of the Cro-Magnon makeup in this film was laughable at times. Blend lines are not difficult to do. Anyone worth their salt can do them. Clearly these folks were not worth their salt.
The Clan of the Cave Bear can stay in its cave and never be seen again.
Iron Eagle
This is an awful movie. It’s just… yeah. It’s awful.
Doug Masters (Jason Gedrick) wants to follow in his dad’s footsteps and become an Air Force pilot. He gets his wish unexpectedly when his father is shot down and taken captive. With the government unwilling to step in, Doug recruits Colonel Charles “Chappy” Sinclair (Louis Gossett Jr.) to jump in a stolen fighter jet and the two of them will go and get Doug’s dad on their own.
Look, I don’t expect movies to reflect realism at all times. But if your film is set in the real world, then you need to at least follow some sort of logic. The idea that Doug and his other teenage buddies can pull this off doesn’t come off as “cool” or like some cunning plan, it comes off that 99.99% of adults are morons and it’s super easy to steal military equipment.
From the premise to some of the action scenes, the film is laughable in scope and presentation. I remembered not being that in love with the film when I saw it back in ’86, and I like it even less now.
The Longshot
A harmless comedy that forgets to be funny for long stretches.
Dooley (Tim Conway) and his three friends are down-on-their-luck gamblers who want to score just want to score one big win. When he learns of someone willing to drug a horse, they gamblers feel they are finally in line for their score, but, of course, nothing goes quite according to plan.
Teaming up Conway with Harvey Korman should have been a recipe for a great comedy, but what you end up with is just a middle-of-the-road one. There are some truly amusing moments (the cookout in the car scene gave me a good laugh), but then the complete implausibility of a lot of what was happening was just getting to be too much.
Conway and Korman were cornerstones of The Carol Burnett Show, but putting them in something structured like a movie was just too constraining for their talents, and it showed.
Troll
The first time the characters introduced themselves, boy did I do a double-take.
Harry Potter Sr. (Michael Moriarty) moves his family into an apartment building in San Francisco, unaware it is about to become the center of a long-standing magical war. Wendy Anne (Jenny Beck) is kidnapped by a Troll, and it ends up falling to her older brother, Harry Potter Jr. (Noah Hathaway), to team up with a fairy princess and put a stop to the evil plans.
As I said, I did a double-take at the names.
The movie is silly as can be, but I actually found myself entertained by it. A lot of that is due to Moriarty’s deadpan performance as the dad who becomes increasingly befuddled by everything that is happening around his family.
The script was a bit of fun, the performances were fine, and it was just a harmless little contemporary fantasy to pass 90 minutes.
1986 Movie Reviews will continue on Jan. 24, 2026, with My Chauffeur.
Movie Reviews
‘Project Hail Mary’ Review: Ryan Gosling and a Rock Make Sci-Fi Magic
In contrast to other sci-fi heroes, like Interstellar’s Cooper, who ventures into the unknown for the sake of humanity and discovery, knowing the sacrifice of giving up his family, Grace is externally a cynical coward. With no family to call his own, you’d think he’d have the will to go into space for the sake of the planet’s future. Nope, he’s got no courage because the man is a cowardly dog. However, Goddard’s script feels strikingly reflective of our moment. Grace has the tools to make a difference; the Earth flashbacks center on him working towards a solution to the antimatter issue, replete with occasionally confusing but never alienating dialogue. He initially lacks the conviction, embodying a cynicism and hopelessness that many people fall into today.
The film threads this idea effectively through flashbacks that reveal his reluctance, giving the story a tragic undercurrent. Yet, it also makes his relationship with Rocky, the first living thing he truly learns to care for, ever more beautiful.
When paired with Rocky, Gosling enters the rare “puppet scene partner” hall of fame alongside Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol, never letting the fact that he’s acting opposite a puppet disrupt the sincerity of his performance. His commitment to building a gradual, affectionate friendship with this animatronic creation feels completely natural, and the chemistry translates beautifully on screen. It stands as one of the stronger performances of his career.
Project Hail Mary is overly long, and while it can be deeply affecting, the film leans on a few emotional fake-outs that become repetitive in the latter half. By the third time it deploys the same sentimental beat, the effect begins to feel cloying, slightly dulling the powerful emotions it built earlier. The constant intercutting between past and present can also feel thematically uneven at times, occasionally undercutting the narrative momentum. At 2 hours and 36 minutes, the film feels like it’s stretching itself to meet a blockbuster runtime when a tighter cut might have served better.
FINAL STATEMENT
Project Hail Mary is a meticulously crafted, hopeful, and dazzling space epic that proves the most moving friendship in film this year might just be between Ryan Gosling and a rock.
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Dan Webster reviews “WTO/99”
DAN WEBSTER:
It may now seem like ancient history, especially to younger listeners, but it was only 26 years ago when the streets of Seattle were filled with protesters, police and—ultimately—scenes of what ended up looking like pure chaos.
It is those scenes—put together to form a portrait of what would become known as the “Battle of Seattle” —that documentary filmmaker Ian Bell captures in his powerful documentary feature WTO/99.
We’ve seen any number of documentaries over the decades that report on every kind of social and cultural event from rock concerts to war. And the majority of them follow a typical format: archival footage blended with interviews, both with participants and with experts who provide an informational, often intellectual, perspective.
WTO/99 is something different. Like The Perfect Neighbor, a 2026 Oscar-nominated documentary feature, Bell’s film consists of what could be called found footage. What he has done is amass a series of news reports and personal video recordings into an hour-and-42-minute collection of individual scenes, mostly focused on a several-block area of downtown Seattle.
That is where a meeting of the WTO, the World Trade Organization, was set to be held between Nov. 30 and Dec. 3, 1999. Delegates from around the world planned to negotiate trade agreements (what else?) at the Washington State Convention and Trade Center.
Months before the meeting, however, a loose coalition of groups—including NGOs, labor unions, student organizations and various others—began their own series of meetings. Their objective was to form ways to protest not just the WTO but, to some of them, the whole idea of a world order they saw as a threat to the economic independence of individual countries.
Bell’s film doesn’t provide much context for all this. What we mostly see are individuals arguing their points of view as they prepare to stop the delegates from even entering the convention center. Meanwhile, Seattle authorities such as then-Mayor Paul Schell and then-Police Chief Norm Stamper—with brief appearances by Gov. Gary Locke and King County Executive Ron Sims—discuss counter measures, with Schell eventually imposing a curfew.
That decision comes, though, after what Bell’s film shows is a peaceful protest evolving into a street fight between people parading and chanting, others chained together and splinter groups intent on smashing the storefronts of businesses owned by what they see as corporate criminals. One intense scene involves a young woman begging those breaking windows to stop and asking them why they’re resorting to violence. In response a lone voice yells their reasoning: “Self-defense.”
Even more intense, though, are the actions of the Seattle police. We see officers using pepper spray, tear gas, flash grenades and other “non-lethal” means such as firing rubber pellets into the crowd. In one scene, a uniformed guy—not identified as a police officer but definitely part of the security crowd, which included National Guardsmen—is shown kicking a guy in the crotch.
The media, too, can’t avoid criticism. Though we see broadcast reporters trying to capture what was happening—with some affected like everybody else by the tear gas that filled the streets like a winter fog—the reports they air seem sketchy, as if they’re doctors trying to diagnose a serious illness by focusing on individual cells. And the images they capture tend to highlight the violence over the well-meaning actions of the vast majority of protesters.
Reactions to what Bell has put on the screen are bound to vary, based on each viewer’s personal politics. Bell revels his own stance by choosing selectively from among thousands of hours of video coverage to form the narrative he feels best captures what happened those two decades-and-change ago.
If nothing else, WTO/99 does reveal a more comprehensive picture of what happened than we got at the time. And, too, it should prepare us for the future. The way this country is going, we’re bound to see a lot more of the same.
Call it the “Battle for America.”
For Spokane Public Radio, I’m Dan Webster.
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Movies 101 host Dan Webster is the senior film critic for Spokane Public Radio.
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Movie Review: ‘Scream 7’ – Catholic Review
NEW YORK (OSV News) – As its title suggests, “Scream 7” (Paramount) is the latest extension of a long-lived horror franchise, one that’s currently approaching its 30th anniversary on screen. Since each chapter of this slasher saga has been a bloodsoaked mess, the series’ longevity will strike moviegoers of sense as inexplicable.
Yet the slog continues. While the previous film in the sequence shifted the action from California to New York, this second installment, following a 2022 quasi-reboot, settles on a Midwestern locale and reintroduces us to the series’ original protagonist, Sidney Evans, nee Prescott (Neve Campbell).
Having aged out of the adolescent demographic on whom the various murderers who have donned the Ghostface mask that serves as these films’ dubious trademark over the years seem to prefer to prey, Sidney comes equipped with a teen daughter, Tatum (Isabel May). Will Tatum prove as resourceful in evading the unwanted attentions of Ghostface as Mom has?
On the way to answering that question, a clutch of colorless minor characters fall victim to the killer, who sometimes gets — according to his or her lights — creative. Thus one is quite literally made to spill her guts, while another ends up skewered on a barroom’s pointy beer tap.
Through it all, director Kevin Williamson and his co-writer Guy Busick try to peddle a theme of female empowerment in the face of mortal danger. They also take a stab, as it were, at constructing a plotline about intergenerational family tensions. When not jarring viewers with grisly images, however, they’re only likely to lull them into a stupor.
The film contains excessive gory violence, including disembowelment and impaling, underage drinking, mature topics, a couple of profanities, several milder oaths, pervasive rough and considerable crude language and occasional crass expressions. The OSV News classification is O — morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association rating is R — restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
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