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Dakota Johnson returns to host 'SNL' with an assist from Justin Timberlake

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Even if Dakota Johnson, the star of “Madame Web” and this week’s “Saturday Night Live” guest host, was in on the monologue joke that musical guest and previous five-time host Justin Timberlake was there to upstage her, it must have seemed a lot less funny to her by the end of the show.

It was an episode that felt undernourished on the performance side while being overstuffed with guest stars. They included “Tonight Show” host Jimmy Fallon, there to bring back “The Barry Gibb Talk Show” sketch with Timberlake; two cast members from “Shark Tank,” Mark Cuban and Barbara Corcoran, for a sketch about a woman (Johnson) debuting a bad T-shirt idea at her book club; and Dave Chappelle, who appeared in no sketches, but could be spotted on stage next to Fallon during the final goodnight at the end of the show. Like last week’s host, Jacob Elordi, Johnson couldn’t seem to pick up the rhythms of the sketches, losing her place in the cue cards multiple times and breaking character often when cast members fired off funny lines next to her. It wasn’t first-time nerves: She hosted previously in 2015 to promote “50 Shades of Grey.”

The episode also included a sketch about a family having trouble ordering a meal at a restaurant called Buccacino’s, one about an overly enthusiastic Delta airport counter employee (Devon Walker) blocking Johnson’s character from retrieving her lost bag, and a sketch about the Stanley cups craze called “Big Dumb Cups” that had funny lines, but suffered from dropped lines and scattershot performances. Befitting of someone who might be more comfortable off of live television, Johnson shined in two pre-taped pieces, one about a family watching old VHS tapes (more on that in a bit), and a “Please Don’t Destroy” video in which Johnson and the three writers get into a beef and exchange very personal insults.

Timberlake performed “Sanctified” with featured performer Toby Nwigwe, and “Selfish,” introduced by Falon. Both songs are from his upcoming new album.

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This week’s cold open parodied CBS’s NFL playoff coverage, with sports analysts including Jim Nantz (James Austin Johnson), Tony Romo (Andrew Dismukes) and James Brown (Kenan Thompson) lamenting “the last real day of football” because the Super Bowl is just a bunch of commercials and nobody watches the Pro Bowl. The melancholy crew, also consisting of Phil Simms (Michael Longfellow), Bill Cowher (Mikey Day) and Nate Burleson (Walker), clapped back at criticisms of Ryan Gosling’s Oscar nomination for “Barbie,” saying that the character of Ken was the first time they felt seen, and asked sadly, “What are men supposed to do on Sundays? Just go to their friends’ houses for no reason?” The existential crisis concluded with an autotuned song that promised better times, “When there’s football again.”

In the monologue, Dakota Johnson showed a prescient photo from when she appeared at an “SNL” 40th-anniversary event. A photo shows her standing up amid a crowd of celebrities including Steven Spielberg, Donald Trump before he was president and someone who Johnson says would become the most powerful person in the country — Taylor Swift. The host said she’s always had trouble handling interviews and press, leading to a clip of her as a child, on stage with her father, Don Johnson. As her dad speaks at the People’s Choice Awards, she’s next to him rolling her eyes and making faces.

With the Dakota Johnson part of the Dakota Johnson monologue dispensed with, Timberlake appeared on the stage to steal the spotlight, and Fallon, already dressed in his Barry Gibb costume, joined. Timberlake offered to fill in when needed because he’s hosted five times. It felt all the more crass given that Timberlake has been telling the press that he “flirted with the idea of hosting” but decided not to, making it seem as if Johnson wouldn’t have been producer Lorne Michaels’ first choice. Yikes. Maybe “Selfish” was an apt song choice.

Best sketch of the night: Home videos full of secrets

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A son (Dismukes) comes across old VHS tapes at his aging parents’ home (played by Day and Johnson) and asks to view them. One of the tapes reveals that his parents were disgusting guests on a Maury Povich-style ‘90s talk show segment, “Is He the Father?” The son learns that his parents were in a dysfunctional relationship that involved lots of cheating and fighting. The pre-taped sketch goes on a little too long, but Day and Johnson, along with fellow cast members Sarah Sherman, Marcello Hernandez and James Austin Johnson, lean into the craziness.

Also good: ‘The Barry Gibb Talk Show’ still works

The first “Barry Gibb Talk Show” sketch with Timberlake and Fallon was in October 2003, and whatever you think of Fallon and Timberlake more than 20 years later, the shtick still works. Even if the guests on the made-up show, including Johnson, have nothing to do, Fallon’s Barry Gibb impression is still killer, the random harmonized lyrics are still funny, and Timberlake admirably doesn’t break as the quiet, unopinionated Robin Gibb. If that doesn’t win you over, there’s Fallon-as-Gibb warbling, “If you don’t cry at [Australian animated show] ‘Bluey,’ you’re not a real man!” Hard agree.

‘Weekend Update’ winner: Give Ethan all the Oscars

There’s something about Bowen Yang and award shows, as we’ve mentioned before. For this guest segment, Yang plays Ethan, a 15-year-old in a tux who makes up his own Oscar categories including “Best Performance That Reminded Ethan of Moments From Ethan’s Past” such as having an eye problem like Paul Giamatti’s character in “The Leftovers.” “Been there,” Ethan says and sighs. Ethan’s Academy of Motion Pictures membership is 100% Asian, leading him to share a hashtag for his one-person ceremony, #EthansSoAsian! He concludes the segment by stealing Niecy Nash-Betts’ Emmy speech and revealing that his last name is Oscars. Here’s hoping Ethan makes a return appearance before the Academy Awards in March.

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Review | Hoppers: Pixar’s new animation is a hilarious, heartfelt animal Avatar

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Review | Hoppers: Pixar’s new animation is a hilarious, heartfelt animal Avatar

4/5 stars

Bounding into cinemas just in time for spring, the latest Pixar animation is a pleasingly charming tale of man vs nature, with a bit of crazy robot tech thrown in.

The star of Hoppers is Mabel Tanaka (voiced by Piper Curda), a young animal-lover leading a one-girl protest over a freeway being built through the tranquil countryside near her hometown of Beaverton.

Because the freeway is the pet project of the town’s popular mayor, Jerry (Jon Hamm), who is vying for re-election, Mabel’s protests fall on deaf ears.

Everything changes when she stumbles upon top-secret research by her biology professor, Dr Sam Fairfax (Kathy Najimy), that allows for the human consciousness to be linked to robotic animals. This lets users get up close and personal with other species.

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“This is like Avatar,” Mabel coos, and, in truth, it is. Plugged into a headset, Mabel is reborn inside a robotic beaver. She plans to recruit a real beaver to help populate the glade, which is set to be destroyed by Jerry’s proposed road.
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Kurt Cobain’s Fender, Beatles drum head among $1-billion collection going to auction

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In the summer of 1991, Nirvana filmed the music video for “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on a Culver City sound stage. Kurt Cobain strummed the grunge anthem’s iconic four-chord opening riff on a 1969 Fender Mustang, Lake Placid Blue with a signature racing stripe.

Nearly 35 years later, the six-string relic hung on a gallery wall at Christie’s in Beverly Hills as part of a display of late billionaire businessman Jim Irsay’s world-renowned guitar collection, which heads to auction at Christie’s, New York, beginning Tuesday. Each piece in the Beverly Hills gallery, illuminated by an arched spotlight and flanked by a label chronicling its history, carried the aura of a Renaissance painting.

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Irsay’s billion-dollar guitar arsenal, crowned “The Greatest Guitar Collection on Earth” by Guitar World magazine, is the focal point of the Christie’s auction, which has split approximately 400 objects — about half of which are guitars — into four segments: the “Hall of Fame” group of anchor items, the “Icons of Pop Culture” class of miscellaneous memorabilia, the “Icons of Music” mixed batch of electric and acoustic guitars and an online segment that compiles the remainder of Irsay’s collection. The online sale, featuring various autographed items, smaller instruments and historical documents, features the items at the lowest price points.

A portion of auction proceeds will be donated to charities that Irsay supported during his lifetime.

The instruments of famous musicians have long been coveted collector’s items. But in the case of the Jim Irsay Collection, the handcrafted six-strings have acquired a more ephemeral quality in the eyes of their admirers.

Amelia Walker, the specialist head of private and iconic collections at Christie’s, said at the recent highlight exhibition in L.A. that the auction represents “a real moment where these [objects] are being elevated beyond what we traditionally call memorabilia” into artistic masterpieces.

“They deserve the kind of the pedestal that we give to art as well,” Walker said. “Because they are not only works of art in terms of their creation, but what they have created, what their owners have created with them — it’s the purest form of art.”

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Cobain’s Fender was only one of the music history treasures nestled in Christie’s gallery. A few paces away, Jerry Garcia’s “Budman” amplifier, once part of the Grateful Dead’s three-story high “Wall of Sound,” perched atop a podium. Just past it lay the Beatles logo drum head (estimated between $1 million and $2 million) used for the band’s debut appearance on “The Ed Sullivan Show,” which garnered a historic 73 million viewers and catalyzed the British Invasion. Pencil lines were still visible beneath the logo’s signature “drop T.”

A drum head.

Pencil lines are still visible on the drum head Ringo Starr played during the Beatles’ debut appearance on “The Ed Sullivan Show.”

(Christie’s Images LTD, 2026)

It is exceptionally rare for even one such artifact to go to market, let alone a billion-dollar group of them at once, Walker said. But a public sale enabling many to participate and demonstrate the “true market value” of these objects is what Irsay would have wanted, she added.

Dropping tens of millions of dollars on pop culture memorabilia may seem an odd hobby for an NFL general manager, yet Irsay viewed collecting much like he viewed leading the Indianapolis Colts.

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Irsay, the youngest NFL general manager in history, said in a 2014 Colts Media interview that watching and emulating the legendary NFL owners who came before him “really taught me to be a steward.”

“Ownership is a great responsibility. You can’t buy respect,” he said. “Respect only comes from you being a steward.”

The first major acquisition in Irsay’s collection came in 2001, with his $2.4-million purchase of the original 120-foot scroll for Jack Kerouac’s 1957 novel, “On the Road.” He loved the book and wanted to preserve it, Walker said. But he also frequently lent it out, just like he regularly toured his guitar collection beginning 20 years later.

A scroll of writing.

Jim Irsay purchased the original 120-foot scroll manuscript of Jack Kerouac’s “On the Road” for $2.4 million in 2001.

(Christie’s Images)

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“He said publicly, ‘I’m not the owner of these things. I’m just that current custodian looking after them for future generations,’ ” Walker said. “And I think that’s what true collectors always say.”

At its L.A. highlight exhibition, Irsay’s collection held an air of synchronicity. Paul McCartney’s handwritten lyrics for “Hey Jude” hung just a few steps from a promotional poster — the only one in existence — for the 1959 concert Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. “The Big Bopper” Richardson were en route to perform when their plane crashed. The tragedy spurred Don McLean to write “American Pie,” about “the day the music died.”

Holly was McCartney’s “great inspiration,” Christie’s specialist Zita Gibson said. “So everything connects.”

Later, the Beatles’ 1966 song “Paperback Writer” played over the speakers near-parallel to the guitars the song was written on.

Irsay’s collection also contains a bit of whimsy, with gems like a prop golden ticket from 1971’s “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory” — estimated between $60,000 and $120,000 — and reading, “In your wildest dreams you could not imagine the marvelous surprises that await you!”

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Another fan-favorite is the “Wilson” volleyball from 2000’s “Cast Away,” starring Tom Hanks, estimated between $60,000 and $80,000, Gibson said.

Historically, such objects were often preserved by accident. But as the memorabilia market has ballooned over the last decade or so, Gibson said, “a lot of artists are much more careful about making sure that things don’t get into the wrong hands. After rehearsals, they tidy up after themselves.”

If anything proves the market value of seemingly worthless ephemera, Walker added, it’s fans clawing for printed set lists at the end of a concert.

“They’re desperate for that connection. This is what it’s all about,” the specialist said. It’s what drove Irsay as well, she said: “He wanted to have a connection with these great artists of his generation and also the generation above him. And he wanted to share them with people.”

In Irsay’s home, his favorite guitars weren’t hung like classic paintings. Instead, they were strewn about the rooms he frequented, available for him to play whenever the urge struck him.

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Thanks to tune-up efforts from Walker, many of the guitars headed to auction are fully operational in the hopes that their buyers can do the same.

“They’re working instruments. They need to be looked after, to be played,” Walker said. And even though they make for great gallery art, “they’re not just for hanging on the wall.”

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Film reviews: ‘How to Make a Killing,’ ‘Pillion,’ and ‘Midwinter Break’

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‘How to Make a Killing’

Directed by John Patton Ford (R)

★★

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