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The inevitability of Haaland, Everton’s new weakness, Fulham’s Arsenal connections – Data column

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Three down, 35 to go.

An international break is upon us just as the Premier League was clicking into gear. On Saturday, Arsenal dropped points at home for the first time since mid-April, Manchester City continued a 12-game winning streak and we were treated to the latest comeback from two goals down in Premier League history at Goodison Park.

Sunday did not disappoint, either. Newcastle United edged a fiercely contested clash with Tottenham Hotspur before Liverpool made light work of Manchester United in a comprehensive 3-0 victory, with Arne Slot becoming the first Liverpool manager to win his first game at Old Trafford since George Kay in 1936.

A trio of Premier League weekends is barely enough time for any statistical trends to emerge but there have been plenty of tactical tales to get our teeth into in the opening stages. Allow The Athletic to walk you through some of the quirks we have spotted from the weekend’s fixtures…

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Haaland is inevitable

It feels too obvious to start with Erling Haaland scoring goals, but there is an obligation when the Norwegian scores successive hat-tricks.

That takes him to seven goals (including one penalty) in the first three Premier League games of 2024-25, more than any player has managed in a team’s opening three games of a season.

To wrap some context around that, those seven strikes are already more than Michail Antonio, Evan Ferguson, Gabriel Jesus, Danny Welbeck, and Taiwo Awoniyi managed in 2023-24 — and more than 17 Premier League teams this season.

Saturday’s hat-trick at West Ham was his first away from the Etihad, taking him to eight hat-tricks in his Premier League career — the joint-fourth highest in the division’s all-time records alongside Thierry Henry, Harry Kane and Michael Owen — and his 11th in a Manchester City shirt. He signed in the summer of 2022, this is not normal.

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Breaking down those hat-tricks per game shows how lucrative his opportunities have been. Of the 24 goals in this sample, only two have been outside the box — both coming this season.

We know it by now, but Haaland does not need to be involved in City’s build-up play to impact the game. Among all players with 900-plus minutes played since he joined the league in 2022-23, Haaland has just 6.2 touches per shot — the fewest of any other player, edging ahead of Fulham’s Rodrigo Muniz (7.1) and Liverpool’s Darwnin Nunez (8.1).

He looks well-rested and more clinical than ever. A deadly combination for opposition defences.


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A defensive weakness is emerging for Everton

Everton’s capitulation was a story in itself on Saturday afternoon, but more worrying was the theme that ran through the goals they conceded — not just against Bournemouth, but across all three of their games.

Of the 10 goals they have conceded, five have been from failing to deal with crosses. 

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Their three goals conceded against Bournemouth saw two situations of poor defending at the back post, with Vitalii Mykolenko out of position or unable to defend the cross.

A similar pattern can be seen on the opposite flank in the opening-day loss to Brighton. This time, Ashley Young is too far advanced as Kaoru Mitoma gets free at the back post for a simple tap-in from Yankuba Minteh’s cross.

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Set-piece crosses were the weakness against Tottenham, with James Tarkowski uncharacteristically dominated in the air by Christian Romero, who rose to head home a corner.

A glance under the bonnet does not provide much positivity for Everton fans. Sean Dyche’s side have conceded the most successful crosses (21) of any team in the opening three weeks of the season.

For a side whose defensive numbers stood up among the best in the league last season — with 1.3 goals conceded per 90 being the fourth-strongest rate — there are clear problems to address.

The good news is the issues are obvious. Deal with crosses at source and ensure that nothing gets past you at the back post.


Can Newcastle keep injuries at bay?

Newcastle overcame Tottenham in a scrappy contest at St James’ Park on Sunday — so scrappy that each of the seven midfielders from both sides picked up a yellow card for their troubles. 

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That is not a statistic to be proud of, but it showed that Eddie Howe’s team have regained their bite after last season’s campaign was ravaged by injury.

Not including Sandro Tonali’s suspension for betting offences, Newcastle players lost a combined total of 2,154 days to injuries last season — a huge uptick from previous campaigns and comfortably the most under Howe.

Howe’s squads have been littered with injury problems across his managerial career and there are still some important players on Newcastle’s treatment table but this season, his side look recharged.

A campaign without European football might see a cleaner bill of health, with Sunday’s victory over Spurs keeping Newcastle undefeated at the start of the season.


Will Southampton learn their lesson quickly?

When playing against Southampton, the pre-match tactics talk writes itself — pressure them high as they build out from the back.

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A high press is a staple of the modern game, but Russell Martin’s side are providing some gift-wrapped opportunities with their deep build-up that is not quite sharpened to the elite level of the Premier League.

We knew this would be a key part of Martin’s play, who is uncompromising in his approach — aside from some subtle tweaks during Southampton’s play-off success. Only Tottenham have averaged a higher rate of possession than Southampton’s 68 per cent in the opening weeks.

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They have already lost the ball in their defensive third on 18 occasions this season, which is the second-highest in the league. Crucially, six of them have led to an opposition shot or goal — as it did for Bryan Mbeumo’s second on Saturday.

Debutant goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale was indecisive in possession, going long with 17 passes in the game — more than Southampton’s previous two matches combined.

Parallels with last season’s Burnley spring to mind, with Southampton seemingly unable to exert their Championship superiority at the highest level.

Should Martin double down or inject a dose of pragmatism into his side after the international break?

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Fulham’s left side is cooking

Their 1-1 draw with Ipswich Town may not have stood out among the weekend’s fixtures, but a flowing move for Fulham’s goal uncovered a spark that looks to be igniting in Marco Silva’s side.

The combination of Antonee Robinson, Alex Iwobi and Emile Smith Rowe is prospering in the early weeks of the season and the trio linked up for Fulham’s equaliser against Ipswich. A flowing move saw Robinson’s cross finished by Adama Traore.

Iwobi and Smith Rowe, former team-mates at Arsenal, scored a goal each in the previous gameweek as Fulham overcame Leicester.

With Adama Traore, Kenny Tete and Andreas Pereira finding their own triangles on the right side, there looks to be a nice balance in Fulham’s attack on both flanks.

The arrival of Sander Berge will strengthen Fulham’s midfield further, but playing Smith Rowe and Pereira as attacking central midfielders is an exciting prospect for Silva.

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The Arsenal connections also continue to grow as Reiss Nelson completed a loan move before the window shut last week. If Smith Rowe can continue to get consistent minutes and strengthen those connections with Iwobi and Robinson, Fulham might surprise a few people this season.

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What Happens When We Die? This Wallace Stevens Poem Has Thoughts.

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Whatever you do, don’t think of a bird.

Now: What kind of bird are you not thinking about? A pigeon? A bald eagle? Something more poetic, like a skylark or a nightingale? In any case, would you say that this bird you aren’t thinking about is real?

Before you answer, read this poem, which is quite literally about not thinking of a bird.

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Human consciousness is full of riddles. Neuroscientists, philosophers and dorm-room stoners argue continually about what it is and whether it even exists. For Wallace Stevens, the experience of having a mind was a perpetual source of wonder, puzzlement and delight — perfectly ordinary and utterly transcendent at the same time. He explored the mysteries and pleasures of consciousness in countless poems over the course of his long poetic career. It was arguably his great theme.

Stevens was born in 1879 and published his first book, “Harmonium,” in 1923, making him something of a late bloomer among American modernists. For much of his adult life, he worked as an executive for the Hartford Accident and Indemnity Company, rising to the rank of vice president. He viewed insurance less as a day job to support his poetry than as a parallel vocation. He pursued both activities with quiet diligence, spending his days at the office and composing poems in his head as he walked to and from work.

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Wallace Stevens in 1950.

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As a young man, Stevens dreamed of traveling to Europe, though he never crossed the Atlantic. In middle age he made regular trips to Florida, and his poems are frequently infused with ideas of Paris and Rome and memories of Key West. Others partake of the stringent beauty of New England. But the landscapes he explores, wintry or tropical, provincial or cosmopolitan, are above all mental landscapes, created by and in the imagination.

Are those worlds real?

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Let’s return to the palm tree and its avian inhabitant, in that tranquil Key West sunset of the mind.

Until then, we find consolation in fangles.

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Wil Wheaton Discusses ‘Stand By Me’ and Narrating ‘The Body’ Audiobook

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When the director Rob Reiner cast his leads in the 1986 film “Stand by Me,” he looked for young actors who were as close as possible to the personalities of the four children they’d be playing. There was the wise beyond his years kid from a rough family (River Phoenix), the slightly dim worrywart (Jerry O’Connell), the cutup with a temper (Corey Feldman) and the sensitive, bookish boy.

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Wil Wheaton was perfect for that last one, Gordie Lachance, a doe-eyed child who is ignored by his family in favor of his late older brother. Now, 40 years later, he’s traveling the country to attend anniversary screenings of the film, alongside O’Connell and Feldman, which has thrown him back into the turmoil that he felt as an adolescent.

Wheaton has channeled those emotions and his on-set memories into his latest project: narrating a new audiobook version of “The Body,” the 1982 Stephen King novella on which the film was based.

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“I like there to be a freshness, a discovery and an immediacy to my narration,” Wheaton said. He recorded “The Body” in his home studio in California. Alex Welsh for The New York Times

A few years ago, Wheaton started to float the idea of returning to the story that gave him his big break — that of a quartet of boys in 1959 Oregon, in their last days before high school, setting out to find a classmate’s dead body. “I’ve been telling the story of ‘Stand By Me’ since I was 12 years old,” he said.

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But this time was different. Wheaton, who has narrated dozens of audiobooks, including Andy Weir’s “The Martian” and Ernest Cline’s “Ready Player One,” says he has come to enjoy narration more than screen acting. “I’m safe, I’m in the booth, nobody’s looking at me and I can just tell you a story.”

The fact that he, an older man looking back on his younger years, is narrating a story about an older man looking back on his younger years, is not lost on Wheaton. King’s original story is bathed in nostalgia. Coming to terms with death and loss is one of its primary themes.

Two days after appearing on stage at the Academy Awards as part of a tribute to Reiner — who was murdered in 2025 alongside his wife, Michele — Wheaton got on the phone to talk about recording the audiobook, reliving his favorite scenes from the film and reexamining a quintessential story of childhood loss through the lens of his own.

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This interview has been edited and condensed.

“I felt really close to him, and my memory of him.”

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Wheaton on channeling a co-star’s performance.

There’s this wonderful scene in “Stand By Me.” Gordie and Chris are walking down the tracks talking about junior high. Chris is telling Gordie, “I wish to hell I was your dad, because I care about you, and he obviously doesn’t.”

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It’s just so honest and direct, in a way that kids talk to each other that adults don’t. And I think that one of the reasons that really sticks with people, and that piece really lands on a lot of audiences, and has for 40 years, is, just too many people have been Gordie in that scene.

That scene is virtually word for word taken from the text of the book. And when I was narrating that, I made a deliberate choice to do my best to recreate what River did in that scene.

“The Body” Read by Wil Wheaton

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“You’re just a kid,

Gordie–”

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“I wish to fuck

I was your father!”

he said angrily.

“You wouldn’t go around

talking about takin those stupid shop courses

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if I was!

It’s like

God gave you something,

all those stories

you can make up,

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and He said:

This is what we got for you, kid.

Try not to lose it.

But kids lose everything

unless somebody looks out for them

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and if your folks

are too fucked up to do it

then maybe I ought to.”

I watched that scene a couple of times because I really wanted — I don’t know why it was so important to me to — well, I know: because I loved him, and I miss him. And I wanted to bring him into this as best as I could, right?

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So I was reading that scene, and the words are identical to the script. And I had this very powerful flashback to being on the train tracks that day in Cottage Grove, Oregon. And I could see River standing next to them. They’re shooting my side of the scene and there’s River, right next to the camera, doing his off-camera dialogue, and there’s the sound guy, and there’s the boom operator. There’s my key light.

I could hear and feel it. It was the weirdest thing. It’s like I was right back there.

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I was able to really take in the emotional memory of being Gordie in all of those scenes. So when I was narrating him and I’m me and I’m old with all of this experience, I just drew on what I remembered from being that little boy and what I remember of those friendships and what they meant to me and what they mean to me today.

“Rob gave me a gift. Rob gave me a career.”

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Wheaton recalls the “Stand By Me” director’s way with kids on set, as well as his recent Oscars tribute.

Rob really encouraged us to be kids.

Jerry tells the most amazing story about that scene, where we were all sitting around, and doing our bit, and he improvised. He was just goofing around — we were just playing — and he said something about spitting water at the fat kid.

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We get to the end of the scene, and he hears Rob. Rob comes around from behind the thing, and he goes, “Jerry!” And Jerry thinks, “Oh no, I’m in trouble. I’m in trouble because I improvised, and I’m not supposed to improvise.”

The context for Jerry is that he had been told by the adults in his life, “Sit on your hands and shut up. Stop trying to be a cutup. Stop trying to be funny. Stop disrupting people. Just be quiet.” And Jerry thinks, “Oh my God. I didn’t shut up. I’m in trouble. I’m gonna get fired.”

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Rob leans in to all of us, and Rob says, “Hey, guys, do you see that? More of that. Do that!”

Rob Reiner in 1985, directing the child actors of “Stand By Me,” including Wil Wheaton, at left. Columbia/Kobal, via Shutterstock

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The whole time when you’re a kid actor, you’re just around all these adults who are constantly telling you to grow up. They’re mad that you’re being a kid. Rob just created an environment where not only was it supported that we would be kids — and have fun, and follow those kid instincts and do what was natural — it was expected. It was encouraged. We were supposed to do it.

“The Body” Read by Wil Wheaton

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They chanted together:

“I don’t shut up,

I grow up.

And when I look at you

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I throw up.”

“Then your mother goes around the corner

and licks it up,”

I said,

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and hauled ass out of there,

giving them the finger over my shoulder as I went.

I never had any friends later on

like the ones I had when I was twelve.

Jesus,

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did you?

When we were at the Oscars, I looked at Jerry. And we looked at this remarkable assemblage of the most amazingly talented, beautiful artists and storytellers. We looked around, and Jerry leans down, and he said, “We all got our start with Rob Reiner. He trusted every single one of us.”

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Jerry O’Connell and Wheaton joined more than a dozen actors from Reiner’s films to honor the slain director at the Academy Awards on March 15, 2026. Kevin Winter/Getty Images

And to stand there for him, when I really thought that I would be standing with him to talk about this stuff — it was a lot.

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“I was really really really excited — like jumping up and down.”

The scene Wheaton was most looking forward to narrating: the tale of Lard Ass Hogan.

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I was so excited to narrate it. It’s a great story! It’s a funny story. It’s such a lovely break — it’s an emotional and tonal shift from what’s happening in the movie.

I know this as a writer: You work to increase and release tension throughout a narrative, and Stephen King uses humor really effectively to release that tension. But it also raises the stakes, because we have these moments of joy and these moments of things being very silly in the midst of a lot of intensity. ​​

That’s why the story of Lard Ass Hogan is so fun for me to tell. Because in the middle of that, we stop to do something that’s very, very fun, and very silly and very celebratory.

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“The Body” Read by Wil Wheaton

“Will you shut up

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and let him tell it?”

Teddy hollered.

Vern blinked.

“Sure.

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Yeah.

Okay.”

“Go on, Gordie,”

Chris said.

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“It’s not really much—”

“Naw,

we don’t expect much

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from a wet end like you,”

Teddy said,

“but tell it anyway.”

I cleared my throat.

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“So anyway.

It’s Pioneer Days,

and on the last night

they have these three big events.

There’s an egg-roll for the little kids

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and a sack-race for kids that are like eight or nine,

and then there’s the pie-eating contest.

And the main guy of the story

is this fat kid nobody likes

named Davie Hogan.”

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When I narrate this story — whenever there is a moment of levity or humor, whenever there are those brief little moments that are the seasoning of the meal that makes it all so real and relatable — yes, it was very important to me to capture those moments.

I’m shifting in my chair, so I can feel each of those characters. It’s something that doesn’t exist in live action. It doesn’t exist in any other media.

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“I feel the loss.”

Wheaton remembers River Phoenix.

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The novella “The Body” is very much about Gordie remembering Chris. It’s darker, and it’s more painful, than the movie is.

I’ve been watching the movie on this tour and seeing River a lot. I remember him as a 14- and 15-year-old kid who just seemed so much older, and so much more experienced and so much wiser than me, and I’m only a year younger than him.

What hurts me now, and what I really felt when I was narrating this, is knowing what River was going through then. We didn’t know. I still don’t know the extent of how he was mistreated, but I know that he was. I know that adults failed him. That he should have been protected in every way that matters. And he just wasn’t.

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And I, like Gordie, remember a boy who was loving. So loving, and generous and cared deeply about everyone around him, all the time. Who deserved to live a full life. Who had so much to offer the world. And it’s so unfair that he’s gone and taken from us. I had to go through a decades-long grieving process to come to terms with him dying.

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Near the end

of 1971,

Chris

went into a Chicken Delight

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in Portland

to get a three-piece Snack Bucket.

Just ahead of him,

two men started arguing

about which one had been first in line.

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One of them pulled a knife.

Chris,

who had always been the best of us

at making peace,

stepped between them

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and was stabbed in the throat.

The man with the knife had spent time in four different institutions;

he had been released from Shawshank State Prison

only the week before.

Chris died almost instantly.

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It is a privilege that I was allowed to tell this story. I get to tell Gordie Lachance’s story as originally imagined by Stephen King, with all of the experience of having lived my whole adult life with the memory of spending three months in Gordie Lachance’s skin.

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Do You Know the Comics That Inspired These TV Adventures?

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Welcome to Great Adaptations, the Book Review’s regular multiple-choice quiz about printed works that have gone on to find new life as movies, television shows, theatrical productions and more. This week’s challenge highlights offbeat television shows that began as comic books. Just tap or click your answers to the five questions below. And scroll down after you finish the last question for links to the comics and their screen versions.

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