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In Sam Darnold, Seahawks got a younger, cheaper QB. It won’t matter unless they support him

The Seattle Seahawks have their Geno Smith replacement in Sam Darnold. Now they need to get him some help.
Seattle’s agreement with Darnold is a three-year, $100.5 million contract with $55 million guaranteed, according to The Athletic’s Dianna Russini.
On paper, it’s essentially the same deal Baker Mayfield signed with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last offseason after a resurgent 2023 season. When accounting for the rise in the salary cap since then, however, Darnold’s deal looks more like an updated version of the three-year, $75 million contract Smith signed in March 2023 after his breakout season in 2022.
By average annual salary, Darnold’s contract is one of the lowest among veteran starting quarterbacks. Justin Fields’ two-year, $40 million contract with the New York Jets — also agreed to on Monday — is currently the lowest. The rankings could change depending on what happens with Aaron Rodgers and Russell Wilson.
But regardless, the Seahawks are acquiring Darnold for a bargain relative to the rest of the veteran quarterback market, and probably for $7 million to $12 million less per year than Smith’s expected extension with the Raiders.
Geno Smith is expected to get a new deal with Las Vegas. He’s been looking to make between $40-$45 million a year.
— Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) March 8, 2025
Seattle is banking on getting the best version of Darnold, who before last season had just one season in which he threw for more than 3,000 yards and completed at least 60 percent of his passes (2019 with the Jets). At his best, Darnold is an athletic, strong-armed quarterback who can make big-time throws. There’s a reason he had the sixth-highest touchdown rate in the league at 6.4 percent, just a few points behind Joe Burrow (6.6) and well above the league average of 4.8 percent (all stats provided by TruMedia) in 2024.
Seattle saw some of Darnold’s best work up close in Minnesota’s Week 16 win at Lumen Field.
The Vikings were able to get that version of Darnold last season by giving him a capable offensive line — albeit one that struggled late in the year — a very good scheme that was heavy on play-action dropbacks, and one of the best wide receiver tandems in the league. But acquiring a younger, cheaper option at quarterback won’t matter if the Seahawks can’t give him that same level of support, starting with the offensive line.
Seattle is expected to sign former Ravens offensive lineman Josh Jones on a one-year deal worth up to $4.75 million, according to a report Monday from Ian Rapoport of NFL Network. Jones has started multiple games at guard and tackle since entering the league as a third-round pick of the Cardinals in 2020. He’s likely to be a do-it-all depth piece on the line and perhaps a replacement for swing tackle George Fant, who was released as a cap-saving measure last week.
Seattle should still actively search for more bodies up front. The first day of free agency wasn’t a busy one for veteran centers, but a couple of the best options came off the board. The Chicago Bears agreed to terms with The Athletic’s top-ranked center, Drew Dalman, on a three-year, $42 million contract that makes him the second-highest-paid center by average annual salary. Chicago entered this offseason with the same interior offensive line needs as Seattle, and the price the team paid to protect quarterback Caleb Williams speaks to how expensive it can be to upgrade the front line.
Chicago traded a 2026 fourth-round pick to Kansas City for All-Pro guard Joe Thuney, who has a 2025 base salary of $15.5 million but is due for a contract extension ahead of his age-33 season. The Bears also traded a 2025 sixth-round pick to the Rams for 28-year-old guard Jonah Jackson, who is due $17.5 million this season.
Seattle general manager John Schneider has expressed apprehension about making those sorts of commitments. He has made exceptions in the past, such as the three-year, $22.5 million deal he signed 30-year-old Gabe Jackson to after trading a fifth-round pick in 2021. The move appeased quarterback Russell Wilson, who publicly complained about his pass protection, but it was a deviation from Schneider’s typical player acquisition strategy. Jackson was useful for only the first year of the deal.
All of this ties into why the Seahawks were mostly dormant on the first day of the negotiating period. Schneider wants to take calculated risks in free agency, but that can be tough to do when Seattle is one of many teams needing interior offensive upgrades.
One of those other needy teams is Minnesota, which agreed to terms with center Ryan Kelly, The Athletic’s third-ranked center, on a two-year, $18 million contract ($9 million guaranteed). This Seahawks free-agency plan listed Kelly as a fallback option in the event the Seahawks couldn’t land Josh Myers, The Athletic’s second-ranked center. At this point in free agency, a Myers signing would be Seattle’s best path to upgrading the center spot, which is critical in Klint Kubiak’s offense.
The beginning of free agency was a good one for guards, and the next few days might produce more of the same. The following deals were agreed to on Monday, according to multiple reports:
- Aaron Banks, Green Bay Packers — four years, $77 million
- Patrick Mekari, Jacksonville Jaguars — three years, $37.5 million
- James Daniels, Miami Dolphins — three years, $24 million
- Ben Bredeson, Tampa Bay Buccaneers — three years, $22 million
- Evan Brown, Arizona Cardinals — two years, $11.5 million
There are still multiple players available from The Athletic’s top 150 rankings, including the top-ranked guard, Will Fries, No. 14 on the list. The others are Mekhi Becton (No. 26), Teven Jenkins (No. 33), Brandon Scherff (No. 51), Kevin Zeitler (No. 58), Will Hernandez (No. 79), Shaq Mason (No. 115) and Dalton Risner (No. 147).
The structure of Darnold’s deal will reveal more about Seattle’s available cap space, but the team hasn’t otherwise made much of a dent with its other signings. Linebacker Ernest Jones IV and defensive tackle Jarran Reed have Year 1 cap hits of $5.2 and $5 million, respectively, according to Over the Cap. Seattle has the cap room to add multiple impact players up front on the second day of free agency.
If Banks’ deal is any indication, Fries is due for a major payday, although the broken leg that ended his 2024 season could limit his market somewhat. Seattle might have to sweeten its proposal with more years, guaranteed money or both to pry him away from another guard-needy team, such as Minnesota. (Update: Fries agreed to a five-year, $88 million deal with Minnesota on Tuesday, a league source told The Athletic’s Dianna Russini.)
Scherff or Zeitler would be nice backup plans who make the Seahawks better, but since they’re 33 and 35, those two former Pro Bowlers would obviously be temporary solutions.
Seattle needs to be active in the wide receiver market, too, but the offensive line should be the priority. Once that is settled, Seattle can pursue receivers such as Demarcus Robinson, Marquez Valdes-Scantling or even Cooper Kupp, who is expected to be released by the Rams (it’s worth noting the Seahawks have former Rams assistant coach Jake Peetz on staff as the passing game coordinator).
An intriguing fullback option has also emerged, as the 49ers are expected to release veteran Kyle Juszczyk, according to The Athletic’s Jeff Howe.
But Day 2 of free agency needs to be about ensuring the Seahawks have a much better run game than they’ve had in recent years, and that Darnold isn’t constantly dodging pass rushers the way he was in the wild-card loss to the Rams. That game looked like many of Seattle’s outings with Smith, who was one of the most pressured quarterbacks in the league last season.
The only way to justify swapping Smith for Darnold in the name of youth and cap savings is to reallocate those funds to the position group most responsible for helping the quarterback be at his best.
(Photo of Sam Darnold, left, and Seahawks outside linebacker Boye Mafe: Steph Chambers / Getty Images)

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Book Review: ‘The Fisherman’s Gift,’ by Julia R. Kelly

THE FISHERMAN’S GIFT, by Julia R. Kelly
“The Fisherman’s Gift” begins with a child washed up on a Scottish beach after a storm in 1900. A fisherman, Joseph, finds the boy, and carries him through the local village, Skerry Sands, past the shop where the novel’s Greek chorus of housewives gather, to the minister, who in time entrusts the boy to the schoolteacher Dorothy. Dorothy’s own son, Moses, disappeared in a similar storm several years earlier when he was just 6 years old. In an early sign of the novel’s difficulties, this stranger child is sometimes uncannily like and at other moments obviously different from Moses.
While the boy is with Dorothy, the story of Moses’ conception, birth and disappearance returns to the center of village life and conversation. Dorothy is not a Skerry native; she moved to the fishing village to teach, and her limited social skills and professional status meant that she has remained an outsider, especially after the breakdown of her marriage to a village man, and after she raised and lost her child in the community. She has remained aloof from the village women; in turn they regard her with suspicion and resentment, particularly for her ambiguous relationship with the otherwise eligible Joseph.
The novel’s plot is simple: A stranger comes to town, and then a stranger child comes to town. It’s a good engine for unraveling the stories buried in an isolated village, and in “The Fisherman’s Gift” there are many tales lurking underneath the animating mystery. They include the daughter of a violent marriage resisting her own violent husband; several women more and less maddened by grief for sons and brothers lost at sea; mothers with too many children and some with children lost; men struggling to fulfill their required roles on land and sea.
The village of Skerry is nicely realized, and Kelly describes the sea and weather vividly. The story is well paced and the dialogue strong, always a challenge with dialect speech from long ago.
But there are flaws in craft and focus. The omniscient narrator treads heavily, often in prominent sentence fragments pointing out the obvious. A chapter begins, “And there are other things she must face in this moment of truth in her life.” A paragraph between two reflections is, “How much has happened since.” These things shouldn’t, and in fact don’t, need flagging. And there are repetitions of images and phrases, to which we are all prone but they shouldn’t make it to publication. Three times someone’s instinct for mishap is compared to “the way you know when you knock at a door that no one’s home.” Small matters, maybe, but the cumulative effect is a distracting clumsiness.
Furthermore, there is fundamental indecision about what kind of book this is. The novel gestures toward fable and fantasy, first hinted at with an epigraph from Yeats’s “The Stolen Child.” Fine; there are some excellent recent novels that play with North Atlantic folklore to explore community, individualism and the powers of the natural world.
But “The Fisherman’s Gift” invokes the supernatural and then strives to provide realist explanations at every turn. The story depends heavily on coincidences, including a minor character apparently brought in solely to fall off a bicycle with an important telegram as Dorothy happens to be passing. A full investment in folklore would obviate the need for such far-fetched events. And still there are clunky omens (lucky wedding salt spilled as Dorothy’s ill-fated husband carries her over the threshold on her wedding day, dreams and sleepwalking that foreshadow disaster) and a central resolution in supernatural terms.
This feels, in the end, like a promising novel that needed more conviction. It is not without strengths — the characters and setting are memorable — but the magic and rationalism undermine each other, leaving the reader frustrated by both.
THE FISHERMAN’S GIFT | By Julia R. Kelly | Simon & Schuster | 355 pp. | $28.99
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The funniest 2025 March Madness bracket names: Picking our favorites

There’s not too much shame in a botched March Madness bracket. The NCAA Tournament is compressed chaos in single elimination, upsets are part of the game, and only one entrant can actually win it all.
What we can’t forgive is a lazy, uninspired bracket name.
The men’s and women’s tournaments give us a wealth of punnable school, player and coach names to choose from — even an arena or two. Here are this correspondent’s favorite puns and frivolities for 2025 bracket names. Give us yours in the comments below.
Men’s
Ok, Broomer — For those who see Auburn as an inevitability, go with their star, Johni Broome. These are not your postwar Tigers.
Green Flaggs — A lot of folks will swipe right on the Blue Devils if their megastar Cooper Flagg is healthy.
Lipsey’s Hustle — The marathon continues for Tamin Lipsey, Iowa State and the Fightin’ Otzelbergers.
Knuck If You Buzz — Texas A&M head coach Buzz Williams has the sheer intensity and righteous passion of prime Lil Scrappy.
Let’s Get Oweh From It All — To Kentucky’s Otega Oweh: “Let’s take a boat to Bermuda, let’s take a plane to Lexington.”
Yes, UConn — For the Huskies believers.
No, UConn’t — For people who actually watched UConn this season.
Creighton for a Star to Fall — The name whispered on the wind was, in fact, “Ryan Kalkbrenner.”
Caleb Love and Basketball — For what? Our hearts, of course. And an Arizona run.
Caleb Grillz — Missouri bucket-getter Caleb Grill has his whole top diamond and the bottom row gold … we think.
Littlejohn and the Eastside Boyz — Chase Hunter and Clemson have forced their tourney seeding to Get Low. Looking to bring some hardware back to Littlejohn Coliseum.
Frankie Fidler on the Roof — To life, to life, to Sparty. Tevye would’ve trusted Michigan State’s Tom Izzo in March.
Love (Ma)shack — It’s a lil’ old place where we can get together … and make Alabama really upset. Tennessee’s Jahmai Mashack had one of the coolest moments of this college season.
LJ Cryer and the Infinite Sadness — A [Houston] Cougar with Butterfly Wings. Underestimate whatever that is at your own peril.
Queen’s Gambit — Maryland’s freshman center Derik Queen is the tallest, fleetest turtle we’ve ever seen.
Kameron Presents…the (Golden) Diplomats — Based on Marquette’s guard Kameron Jones. Does that make David Joplin Juelz Santana?
Silkk Da Shaka — Another great Marquette play.
Toppin My Collar — For those both appreciating Texas Tech’s resurgence (and star JT Toppin) and wishing it was 2005 again.
“What Are You Doing in My Swamp?!”— The Florida Gators would win and cover against Lord Farquaad.
Rick Pitino’s Bodega Corner — The Johnnies have taken New York by (red) storm.
Throw it Down, Big Man —For those wanting to honor the late Bill Walton.
One Shining Moment — For those wanting to honor the late Greg Gumbel.
Grant Nelson’s Mustache — In celebration of the sport’s modern canon.
The Parentheses Preferers — Who needs brackets? Proper punctuation prevents poor performance.
Tar Heels and Glass Slippers — Maybe, just maybe, there’s someone out there who has UNC making a Cinderella turn.
The Floor Slappers Federation — Yup, it’s about that time.
Women’s
Elementary, My Dear Watkins — For those who fashion JuJu Watkins and the Trojans as “A Study in Scarlet.”
JuJu Fruit — We’re sweet on JuJu and USC.
For Bueckers or Worse — Paige Bueckers is the superstar, but Sarah Strong and Azzi Fudd also balled out this year.
For Auriemma, Forever Ago — Do we think UConn’s iconic coach, Geno Auriemma, knows who or what Bon Iver is?
Place Your Betts — UCLA and Lauren Betts could certainly cash out after their inspired Big Ten tourney performance.
Dawn and On — South Carolina and Dawn Staley pursue their fourth national title of this era. We’ll take every opportunity to hear more Erykah Badu.
Boom Boom Paopao — The WNBA-bound Gamecock Te-Hina Paopao is so 3008.
The Van, The Lith, The Legend — TCU’s superstar Hailey Van Lith just put in work as the MVP of the Big 12 Tournament.
Hidalgo To Bed — Don’t sleep on Notre Dame (or Hannah Hidalgo) despite the late-season slump.
Came Out a Beast — Flau’jae Johnson is nice on the boards and in the booth.
Taylor Jones’ Block Party — Everyone’s invited. Texas is tough in the frontcourt.
Wes is Moore — A guiding mantra. NC State’s sideline strategist Wes Moore is the ACC’s Coach of the Year.
Lawson’s Creek — For those switching over to Duke (coached by Kara Lawson) after their conference tournament title. Casting recommendation: Michelle Williams as Toby Fournier.
O.K., Sooner — We brought it back one time for those rolling with Raegan Beers and Oklahoma.
(Illustration: Kelsea Petersen / The Athletic; Harry How / Getty Images, Grant Halverson / Getty Images, Kevin C. Cox / Getty Images)
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Book Review: ‘The Buffalo Hunter Hunter,’ by Stephen Graham Jones

THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER, by Stephen Graham Jones
Stephen Graham Jones’s new novel would give Gen. Philip Sheridan fits. The Civil War officer is often cited as the source of one of the most infamous sayings in American history, “The only good Indian is a dead Indian,” and there are dozens if not hundreds of dead Indians in “The Buffalo Hunter Hunter.” There’s also a very long-living or, more accurately, undead one who opines: “What I am is the Indian who can’t die. I’m the worst dream America ever had.” Take that, General!
Good Stab is an Indigenous man from the Blackfeet tribe living in Montana around the time of the 1870 Marias Massacre, when U.S. Army troops killed nearly 200 unarmed women, children and elderly members of the Blackfeet Nation, a tragedy that figures in a multitude of ways throughout this gruesome joyride of a novel.
One day, Good Stab is caught in a violent encounter with a wagon train of white settlers holding a supernatural being in a cage. The strange, humanish creature is bloodthirsty, death-defying, antagonistic, charismatic and chatty. He’s called the Cat Man, and he’s a centuries-old vampire. During an ensuing skirmish with the white settlers, the Cat Man is freed and his blood gets mixed into a wounded Good Stab, who then becomes a bloodsucker as well.
Now released, the Cat Man preys on Good Stab’s tribe, which enrages Good Stab, leading to decades of conflict between the two. All the while, each is on a near-perpetual quest for vengeance against white settlers and for survival in 19th-century Montana.
None of this will be any surprise to readers of Jones’s past fiction, which has confidently mashed up various horror genres with pointed explorations of Native American experience. But two features stand out with his latest: first, the particular terms of vampiric living.
Rather than cloaked, castled mystery and wealthy Eurotrash vibes (familiar features of the vampire story, from Bram Stoker’s “Dracula” in 1897 through to Robert Eggers’s remake of “Nosferatu” in 2024), the monsters in “The Buffalo Hunter Hunter” are High Plains eternal drifters who have to drain their victims completely to remain vital. Moreover, in a mordant deep joke on the saying that you are what you eat, Cat Man and Good Stab inevitably take on the attributes of their victims, whether humans or animals.
Dante would be pleased with the situation Jones has created, though social justice-oriented readers looking for an easy-to-cheer-for BIPOC vigilante be warned: Good Stab can only defend his people and carry out vengeance on behalf of the Blackfeet by, as the novel’s title suggests, killing and feeding on lots and lots of Native Americans himself.
And his Blackfeet victims aren’t just fellow warriors in the midst of battles, either. In one case, Good Stab gorges on a child after crawling into the lodge of a sleeping family. First he quietly bites into her throat. “I didn’t think she could scream anymore, but I didn’t want her mother to have to see this,” he observes. But his remorse means little compared with his sudden insight: The younger the person he blood-sucks dry, the stronger he becomes. Cat Man already knows this, which leads to a wrenching climactic encounter with Good Stab that recalls the awful dilemma at the center of Ursula K. Le Guin’s story “The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas.”
The consequences of this showdown stay with Good Stab forevermore. He unpacks his unquiet heart decades later, and his doing so plays out through the second distinctive feature of Jones’s novel: its story-within-story-within-story structure.
The novel opens with a discovery — in 2012, a book hidden in the wall of an old parsonage is found by an unnamed construction worker. It turns out to be a journal, written in 1912 and belonging to Arthur Beaucarne, the pastor of the local Lutheran congregation. Inside it contains the story of his strange encounters with Good Stab, who, after years of carnage, has seemingly come to him to confess.
In the novel’s 1912 sections, Jones adeptly plays into the expectations we have of horror tales. Good Stab appears and disappears in the church at will; people in town are being killed inexplicably; the sheriff doesn’t believe Beaucarne when he tries to tell him his suspicions about Good Stab; and Beaucarne himself has a secret past, which makes his vow to listen to Good Stab’s confession with “a good heart” increasingly suspect. Jones creates and builds a strong sense of suspense and mystery in the 1912 sections, whereas the Good Stab passages are comparatively loose and repetitively graphic, to the point of tedium.
This all comes to us through yet another frame narrative — at the beginning of the novel, Etsy Beaucarne, a flailing academic and descendant of Arthur, acquires the journal. Reading it, she’s curious about what she learns of her ancestor and his undead companion. As the novel unfolds, Jones moves back and forth between Beaucarne’s haunting in 1912 and Good Stab’s hunting in the years before, reserving Etsy’s discovery of her family connection to a strange and supernatural past for the opening and closing segments of the book.
What is Jones doing here, with this trifold narrative structure? He has created a novel that invites us to reflect on how the stories we tell about ourselves can be at once confessions and concealments. At the same time, he’s using this framework to set up some scary, big reveals. Do the vampire math, people: The story Etsy’s reading from a hundred years ago isn’t finished yet.
THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER | By Stephen Graham Jones | Saga Press | 435 pp. | $29
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