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‘He’s one of one’: Josh Allen slings another stunner in Bills’ blowout win against Jaguars

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‘He’s one of one’: Josh Allen slings another stunner in Bills’ blowout win against Jaguars

ORCHARD PARK, N.Y. — The “M-V-P!” chants inside Highmark Stadium began with 3:25 still left in the first quarter.

Though excitedly premature, Buffalo Bills fans weren’t wrong.

They simply couldn’t know Josh Allen was merely beginning his onslaught Monday night. By halftime, he’d already had one of the greatest statistical games of his career. But what was truly remarkable was how Allen went about his nasty business in a 47-10 victory over the Jacksonville Jaguars.

We spent months analyzing and guessing and kvetching about how Allen would perform without Stefon Diggs and Gabriel Davis anymore. Diggs and his brother, Dallas Cowboys cornerback Trevon Diggs, insinuated on social media it was the receiver who made the quarterback, not vice versa.

So whom would Allen throw to?

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Whomever he damn well pleases, apparently.

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At the intermission, he’d completed passes to nine teammates while guiding Buffalo to touchdowns on each of its five possessions. He was 22-of-28 for 247 yards and touchdowns to four players: tight end Dalton Kincaid, rookie receiver Keon Coleman, receiver Khalil Shakir and tailback Ty Johnson. Oh, Allen also led both teams with 22 rushing yards, 3 more than Jacksonville’s entire roster, while protecting his injured left hand.

And there were 30 more minutes left in the game.

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“M-V-P!” indeed.

Right around then, a minted MVP tweeted this:

Bills edge rusher A.J. Epenesa knows how LeBron feels, at least on this topic.

“As a defensive player, I get to watch him a lot, up close and personal,” Epenesa said. “I’ve seen him do some crazy things and it’s just … . He’s one of one. I don’t even want to say ‘It’s miraculous’ because he just does his job to the best of his ability, and he does it so well and is such a great leader for us.

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“Josh defines what a Bill is.”

When Johnson snagged Allen’s 16-yard lob in the end zone 19 seconds before halftime, he became the sixth Bill with at least one touchdown reception this year. No other club has as many TD catchers.

Winking locker room sources confirmed it was no coincidence that, two offensive plays into the third quarter, Allen made sure to get the lone first-half straggler, Mack Hollins, a reception. It was the 10th time in club history at least 10 players caught a pass.

And then there were 25 more minutes left in the game.

“It’s paying dividends of what we’ve worked on through the entire offseason and through training camp of the ‘everybody eats’ mentality,” Allen said. “It could be your play this play. You never know when it’s going to happen. That’s the beauty of it, when guys buy into this and really understand, like, ‘I may not get the ball four or five times thrown to me a game, but the one or two times I do, I’m going to have opportunities to be in the end zone.’”

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To wit, Coleman didn’t play the entire first quarter because he was punished for a tardiness issue. But on his third snap, he caught his first NFL touchdown with 6:19 remaining in the second quarter.


Rookie Keon Coleman scored his first NFL touchdown in the Bills’ win against the Jaguars. (Gregory Fisher / Imagn Images)

“It’s a fun and wonderful thing,” Allen said, “when you’ve got a bunch of guys that don’t care about the stats. They don’t care about the touchdowns.”

Davis, meanwhile, didn’t make Bills fans miss him Monday night. He caught two passes for 18 yards, both in the third quarter. Diggs has played decently for the Houston Texans, catching 20 passes for 164 yards and two touchdowns. But he’s running the shortest routes of his career and he’s 4.0 yards below his career average per reception. The Bills visit Houston in two weeks as part of a grueling upcoming schedule. More on that below.

Shakir has emerged as Allen’s security blanket. They remained perfect, with Allen completing all six of his attempts sent Shakir’s way for 72 yards and the second-quarter touchdown. Shakir this year has 16 catches on 16 targets for 168 yards and two touchdowns.

“I can say this over and over: He’s a freakin’ football player, emphasis on ‘football’” Allen said. “He loves the game. He does things the right way. He’s so selfless in his approach throughout the week. He might get two passes in practice, and he just keeps finding ways to be in the right spot at the right time.”

The Bills scored 34 points through two quarters for the fifth time in club history, including playoffs, a feat unaccomplished since 1992. The regular-season record for largest halftime blowout was 48-10 over the Miami Dolphins in 1966. The Bills led the Los Angeles Raiders 41-3 in the 1990 postseason.

Allen passed for only 16 yards in the second half (the Hollins completion) but still posted the fattest Week 3 fantasy football total among all quarterbacks and was second only to San Francisco 49ers receiver Jauan Jennings in non-PPR leagues. Allen also was the game’s leading rusher with 44 yards at the time Mitchell Trubisky relieved him with 9:58 remaining.

The Bills are 3-0, but the schedule gets arduous from here. Buckle up.

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Their next three games — four of their next five games and five of their next six games — are on the road, starting Sunday night with the Baltimore Ravens.

Allen, unsolicited, made an MVP Award reference himself. He knows the measuring stick.

“We got a short week, and we’re going into a hostile environment with the Ravens and two-time MVP Lamar Jackson,” Allen said. “We’re going to turn this real quick and start focusing on them real quick.”

Then the Bills visit the Texans and New York Jets before they return to Highmark Stadium. Their bye is in Week 12, sandwiched between a pair of home games against last season’s Super Bowl teams, the Kansas City Chiefs and 49ers.

“You don’t win a Super Bowl or get in the playoffs with only three games,” Allen said. “I think this team understands that. We’ll watch this film and put this behind us as quickly as we can.”

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The Ravens defense, on the other hand, will be watching Allen’s footage on a loop all week.

They’ll see what LeBron did, but to them, it won’t be nearly as amusing.

(Top photo: Bryan M. Bennett / Getty Images)

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What Happens When We Die? This Wallace Stevens Poem Has Thoughts.

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Whatever you do, don’t think of a bird.

Now: What kind of bird are you not thinking about? A pigeon? A bald eagle? Something more poetic, like a skylark or a nightingale? In any case, would you say that this bird you aren’t thinking about is real?

Before you answer, read this poem, which is quite literally about not thinking of a bird.

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Human consciousness is full of riddles. Neuroscientists, philosophers and dorm-room stoners argue continually about what it is and whether it even exists. For Wallace Stevens, the experience of having a mind was a perpetual source of wonder, puzzlement and delight — perfectly ordinary and utterly transcendent at the same time. He explored the mysteries and pleasures of consciousness in countless poems over the course of his long poetic career. It was arguably his great theme.

Stevens was born in 1879 and published his first book, “Harmonium,” in 1923, making him something of a late bloomer among American modernists. For much of his adult life, he worked as an executive for the Hartford Accident and Indemnity Company, rising to the rank of vice president. He viewed insurance less as a day job to support his poetry than as a parallel vocation. He pursued both activities with quiet diligence, spending his days at the office and composing poems in his head as he walked to and from work.

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Wallace Stevens in 1950.

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As a young man, Stevens dreamed of traveling to Europe, though he never crossed the Atlantic. In middle age he made regular trips to Florida, and his poems are frequently infused with ideas of Paris and Rome and memories of Key West. Others partake of the stringent beauty of New England. But the landscapes he explores, wintry or tropical, provincial or cosmopolitan, are above all mental landscapes, created by and in the imagination.

Are those worlds real?

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Let’s return to the palm tree and its avian inhabitant, in that tranquil Key West sunset of the mind.

Until then, we find consolation in fangles.

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Wil Wheaton Discusses ‘Stand By Me’ and Narrating ‘The Body’ Audiobook

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When the director Rob Reiner cast his leads in the 1986 film “Stand by Me,” he looked for young actors who were as close as possible to the personalities of the four children they’d be playing. There was the wise beyond his years kid from a rough family (River Phoenix), the slightly dim worrywart (Jerry O’Connell), the cutup with a temper (Corey Feldman) and the sensitive, bookish boy.

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Wil Wheaton was perfect for that last one, Gordie Lachance, a doe-eyed child who is ignored by his family in favor of his late older brother. Now, 40 years later, he’s traveling the country to attend anniversary screenings of the film, alongside O’Connell and Feldman, which has thrown him back into the turmoil that he felt as an adolescent.

Wheaton has channeled those emotions and his on-set memories into his latest project: narrating a new audiobook version of “The Body,” the 1982 Stephen King novella on which the film was based.

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“I like there to be a freshness, a discovery and an immediacy to my narration,” Wheaton said. He recorded “The Body” in his home studio in California. Alex Welsh for The New York Times

A few years ago, Wheaton started to float the idea of returning to the story that gave him his big break — that of a quartet of boys in 1959 Oregon, in their last days before high school, setting out to find a classmate’s dead body. “I’ve been telling the story of ‘Stand By Me’ since I was 12 years old,” he said.

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But this time was different. Wheaton, who has narrated dozens of audiobooks, including Andy Weir’s “The Martian” and Ernest Cline’s “Ready Player One,” says he has come to enjoy narration more than screen acting. “I’m safe, I’m in the booth, nobody’s looking at me and I can just tell you a story.”

The fact that he, an older man looking back on his younger years, is narrating a story about an older man looking back on his younger years, is not lost on Wheaton. King’s original story is bathed in nostalgia. Coming to terms with death and loss is one of its primary themes.

Two days after appearing on stage at the Academy Awards as part of a tribute to Reiner — who was murdered in 2025 alongside his wife, Michele — Wheaton got on the phone to talk about recording the audiobook, reliving his favorite scenes from the film and reexamining a quintessential story of childhood loss through the lens of his own.

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This interview has been edited and condensed.

“I felt really close to him, and my memory of him.”

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Wheaton on channeling a co-star’s performance.

There’s this wonderful scene in “Stand By Me.” Gordie and Chris are walking down the tracks talking about junior high. Chris is telling Gordie, “I wish to hell I was your dad, because I care about you, and he obviously doesn’t.”

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It’s just so honest and direct, in a way that kids talk to each other that adults don’t. And I think that one of the reasons that really sticks with people, and that piece really lands on a lot of audiences, and has for 40 years, is, just too many people have been Gordie in that scene.

That scene is virtually word for word taken from the text of the book. And when I was narrating that, I made a deliberate choice to do my best to recreate what River did in that scene.

“The Body” Read by Wil Wheaton

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“You’re just a kid,

Gordie–”

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“I wish to fuck

I was your father!”

he said angrily.

“You wouldn’t go around

talking about takin those stupid shop courses

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if I was!

It’s like

God gave you something,

all those stories

you can make up,

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and He said:

This is what we got for you, kid.

Try not to lose it.

But kids lose everything

unless somebody looks out for them

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and if your folks

are too fucked up to do it

then maybe I ought to.”

I watched that scene a couple of times because I really wanted — I don’t know why it was so important to me to — well, I know: because I loved him, and I miss him. And I wanted to bring him into this as best as I could, right?

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So I was reading that scene, and the words are identical to the script. And I had this very powerful flashback to being on the train tracks that day in Cottage Grove, Oregon. And I could see River standing next to them. They’re shooting my side of the scene and there’s River, right next to the camera, doing his off-camera dialogue, and there’s the sound guy, and there’s the boom operator. There’s my key light.

I could hear and feel it. It was the weirdest thing. It’s like I was right back there.

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I was able to really take in the emotional memory of being Gordie in all of those scenes. So when I was narrating him and I’m me and I’m old with all of this experience, I just drew on what I remembered from being that little boy and what I remember of those friendships and what they meant to me and what they mean to me today.

“Rob gave me a gift. Rob gave me a career.”

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Wheaton recalls the “Stand By Me” director’s way with kids on set, as well as his recent Oscars tribute.

Rob really encouraged us to be kids.

Jerry tells the most amazing story about that scene, where we were all sitting around, and doing our bit, and he improvised. He was just goofing around — we were just playing — and he said something about spitting water at the fat kid.

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We get to the end of the scene, and he hears Rob. Rob comes around from behind the thing, and he goes, “Jerry!” And Jerry thinks, “Oh no, I’m in trouble. I’m in trouble because I improvised, and I’m not supposed to improvise.”

The context for Jerry is that he had been told by the adults in his life, “Sit on your hands and shut up. Stop trying to be a cutup. Stop trying to be funny. Stop disrupting people. Just be quiet.” And Jerry thinks, “Oh my God. I didn’t shut up. I’m in trouble. I’m gonna get fired.”

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Rob leans in to all of us, and Rob says, “Hey, guys, do you see that? More of that. Do that!”

Rob Reiner in 1985, directing the child actors of “Stand By Me,” including Wil Wheaton, at left. Columbia/Kobal, via Shutterstock

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The whole time when you’re a kid actor, you’re just around all these adults who are constantly telling you to grow up. They’re mad that you’re being a kid. Rob just created an environment where not only was it supported that we would be kids — and have fun, and follow those kid instincts and do what was natural — it was expected. It was encouraged. We were supposed to do it.

“The Body” Read by Wil Wheaton

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They chanted together:

“I don’t shut up,

I grow up.

And when I look at you

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I throw up.”

“Then your mother goes around the corner

and licks it up,”

I said,

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and hauled ass out of there,

giving them the finger over my shoulder as I went.

I never had any friends later on

like the ones I had when I was twelve.

Jesus,

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did you?

When we were at the Oscars, I looked at Jerry. And we looked at this remarkable assemblage of the most amazingly talented, beautiful artists and storytellers. We looked around, and Jerry leans down, and he said, “We all got our start with Rob Reiner. He trusted every single one of us.”

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Jerry O’Connell and Wheaton joined more than a dozen actors from Reiner’s films to honor the slain director at the Academy Awards on March 15, 2026. Kevin Winter/Getty Images

And to stand there for him, when I really thought that I would be standing with him to talk about this stuff — it was a lot.

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“I was really really really excited — like jumping up and down.”

The scene Wheaton was most looking forward to narrating: the tale of Lard Ass Hogan.

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I was so excited to narrate it. It’s a great story! It’s a funny story. It’s such a lovely break — it’s an emotional and tonal shift from what’s happening in the movie.

I know this as a writer: You work to increase and release tension throughout a narrative, and Stephen King uses humor really effectively to release that tension. But it also raises the stakes, because we have these moments of joy and these moments of things being very silly in the midst of a lot of intensity. ​​

That’s why the story of Lard Ass Hogan is so fun for me to tell. Because in the middle of that, we stop to do something that’s very, very fun, and very silly and very celebratory.

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“The Body” Read by Wil Wheaton

“Will you shut up

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and let him tell it?”

Teddy hollered.

Vern blinked.

“Sure.

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Yeah.

Okay.”

“Go on, Gordie,”

Chris said.

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“It’s not really much—”

“Naw,

we don’t expect much

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from a wet end like you,”

Teddy said,

“but tell it anyway.”

I cleared my throat.

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“So anyway.

It’s Pioneer Days,

and on the last night

they have these three big events.

There’s an egg-roll for the little kids

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and a sack-race for kids that are like eight or nine,

and then there’s the pie-eating contest.

And the main guy of the story

is this fat kid nobody likes

named Davie Hogan.”

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When I narrate this story — whenever there is a moment of levity or humor, whenever there are those brief little moments that are the seasoning of the meal that makes it all so real and relatable — yes, it was very important to me to capture those moments.

I’m shifting in my chair, so I can feel each of those characters. It’s something that doesn’t exist in live action. It doesn’t exist in any other media.

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“I feel the loss.”

Wheaton remembers River Phoenix.

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The novella “The Body” is very much about Gordie remembering Chris. It’s darker, and it’s more painful, than the movie is.

I’ve been watching the movie on this tour and seeing River a lot. I remember him as a 14- and 15-year-old kid who just seemed so much older, and so much more experienced and so much wiser than me, and I’m only a year younger than him.

What hurts me now, and what I really felt when I was narrating this, is knowing what River was going through then. We didn’t know. I still don’t know the extent of how he was mistreated, but I know that he was. I know that adults failed him. That he should have been protected in every way that matters. And he just wasn’t.

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And I, like Gordie, remember a boy who was loving. So loving, and generous and cared deeply about everyone around him, all the time. Who deserved to live a full life. Who had so much to offer the world. And it’s so unfair that he’s gone and taken from us. I had to go through a decades-long grieving process to come to terms with him dying.

“The Body” Read by Wil Wheaton

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Near the end

of 1971,

Chris

went into a Chicken Delight

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in Portland

to get a three-piece Snack Bucket.

Just ahead of him,

two men started arguing

about which one had been first in line.

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One of them pulled a knife.

Chris,

who had always been the best of us

at making peace,

stepped between them

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and was stabbed in the throat.

The man with the knife had spent time in four different institutions;

he had been released from Shawshank State Prison

only the week before.

Chris died almost instantly.

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It is a privilege that I was allowed to tell this story. I get to tell Gordie Lachance’s story as originally imagined by Stephen King, with all of the experience of having lived my whole adult life with the memory of spending three months in Gordie Lachance’s skin.

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Do You Know the Comics That Inspired These TV Adventures?

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Welcome to Great Adaptations, the Book Review’s regular multiple-choice quiz about printed works that have gone on to find new life as movies, television shows, theatrical productions and more. This week’s challenge highlights offbeat television shows that began as comic books. Just tap or click your answers to the five questions below. And scroll down after you finish the last question for links to the comics and their screen versions.

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