Welcome to this version of the Alaska Stalker, a lighthearted spherical up of the perfect and worst of Alaska’s social media panorama.
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Have you ever performed your vacation procuring but this yr? Don’t fret. As standard, the Stalker has you lined with our annual reward information for all of the politicos in your life.
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On the high of each Alaska voter’s Christmas record this yr? A heartfelt plea to Congresswoman Mary Peltola to by no means textual content us, EVER once more. All of us voted for a pro-fish, pro-family and pro-privacy candidate. Nicely, that goes double for our private cellular phone numbers, Mary! 🙅♀️
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Don’t overlook a one yr membership to the OathKeepers. The best current in your creepy uncle within the Valley that you simply solely see every year, or an appreciation reward to Buzz Kelley for a really breakout political yr. At solely $100 a pop, you may think about buying a membership for a political rival – you realize, simply in case Eastman loses the lawsuit.
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Excellent for Cheechakos contemplating a run for workplace: a calendar from 2019! Give potential candidates an opportunity to recollect once they truly moved to Alaska — or at the least the prospect to get their story straight. 📅
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Do you have got an outdoorsy gal in your life who loves vogue, sustainable materials and pandering to the woke mob? Get her a Salmon Sister’s hoodie gown! Designed by a women-owned firm in Montana and 100% not a kuspuk (till an indignant troll military pressured the Salmon Sisters to apologetically pretending it’s). However hey, the proceeds at the moment are going to Yukon River villages to feed households so, why not?
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For the politician seeking to REALLY up their Carhartt recreation this yr, might I current the Carhartt bikini! Does anybody have Senator-elect Forrest Dunbar’s identify for Secret Santa this yr? 🙏🎅👙
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In search of a brand new present to get cozy subsequent to your sweetie with this winter? Alaska Each day has all of it: pictures of all of your favourite Anchorage areas, Alaska Easter eggs galore, jokes on the decrease 48’s expense and a whole episode devoted to the Alaska State Honest. In case your higher half likes anxiousness assaults and white cis villians, purchase season one on Amazon in the present day.
No guarantees on season two tho. Nothing says one and performed like your 48-year-old lead actress having twins later this yr…
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Know somebody headed to Juneau this yr? How a couple of ebook, written by a disgruntled former #akleg staffer, concerning the homicide of a State Senator. The personal lives of the Capitol’s occupants make them the proper victims. OMG. On second thought, possibly don’t… 🔪😱***
Want a final minute White Elephant reward? The Patriot Freedom Tour Kelly Tshibaka mild saber saber swords in pink, inexperienced, pink or blue will elicit laughter, tears or each relying in your group of mates. Batteries not included. Significantly – they don’t even mild up. I hear Jeff Landfield might have a number of hundred left within the trunk of his automotive he’s seeking to unload. Additionally they make a terrific stocking stuffer for youths* – far more sturdy than the carboard tubes that come in the midst of wrapping paper.
*The Landmine shouldn’t be accountable for any whacks to the top, unintentional or in any other case, in case you give these to kids.
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Some of us have had their Christmas procuring performed for weeks. Simply have a look at what a beneficiant reward far-right Home candidate Kelly Nash gave her opponent Maxine Dibert this vacation season. Now Maxine is headed to Juneau and Kelly has the Democratic Consultant she deserves! 🤣
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Did I miss any prerequisites this yr? You’ll want to record them within the feedback. For me, the best reward of all this yr is who gained all of the legislative races. I can’t watch for January. Dunbar, Mina, Allard, Coulombe, Armstrong, Groh, Grey and ALYSE GALVIN. I’ve a lot to be glad about this yr. Thanks for studying!
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The Alaska Stalker was born and raised in Alaska. She lives in South Anchorage along with her husband and three younger kids. She shouldn’t be Jeff Landfield.