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‘Shazam! Fury of the Gods’ review: 0 stars for a teenage trainwreck

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‘Shazam! Fury of the Gods’ review: 0 stars for a teenage trainwreck

Simply seven months after the world noticed “Black Adam” and was totally satisfied that the film was as little as DC Comics may probably go, right here comes “Shazam! Fury of the Gods” to outdo it within the limbo line of awfulness.

We’re speaking a couple of movie wherein the sentence “Probably the most highly effective factor about you… is you!” is uttered twice.

A movie with a personality named Steve, who’s an all-knowing, enchanted pen.


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Zero stars. Operating time: 130 minutes. Rated PG-13 (for sequences of motion and violence, and language.) In theaters.

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A movie wherein the villains reduce off all the metropolis of Philadelphia from the world utilizing a magical drive subject — a la Stephen King’s “Beneath The Dome” — and no one appears to thoughts, together with Philadelphians!

What occurred? The unique “Shazam” was a cute, modest, coming-of-age film with an brisk lead efficiency from Zachary Levi.

However there may be not one half-way respectable a part of “Fury of the Gods,” and even viewers who’re pathologically forgiving of the worst of comic-book motion pictures — and the decline is swift — will discover themselves asking why the smart historical wizard from the primary movie is now calling an Uber. Or if Philly is actually being saved by a unicorn that eats Skittles.

And our most urgent query of all: Do we have to begin a GoFundMe web page for Helen Mirren?

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On the finish of the 2019 unique — which noticed teenage orphan Billy Batson change into mentioned wizard’s (Djimon Hounsou, jokier than earlier than) “champion” who has the flexibility to show into an grownup superhero (Zachary Levi) anytime he yells “Shazam!” — Billy’s 5 foster-kid siblings additionally all acquired extraordinary powers of their very own. 

Darla (Meagan Good), Mary (Grace Caroline Currey) and Pedro (D.J. Cotrona) are nicknamed “The Philadelphia Fiascos.”
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Now, they’ve shaped a crime-fighting squad that’s not superb at their job. The native newspapers nickname them “The Philadelphia Fiascos.” 

They’re additionally nonetheless main their complicated hormonal lives in school, and Freddy (Jack Dylan Grazer, an especially likable and humorous actor “Shazam” doesn’t deserve) begins a bumbling flirtation with the mysterious new woman, Ann (Rachel Zegler from “West Facet Story”).  

However these misfit screwups need to show their mettle when the Daughters of Atlas, goddesses Hespera (Helen Mirren) and Kalypso (Lucy Liu), steal a harmful picket employees (to not point out the museum scene from “Black Panther”) and are available to Earth seeking to reclaim the powers the wizard stole from their papa eons in the past. 


Rachel Zegler, left, plays the mysterious new girl at school who flirts with Freddy (Jack Dylan Grazer)
Rachel Zegler, left, performs the mysterious new woman in school who flirts with Freddy (Jack Dylan Grazer)
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The Atlas girls are solely new and had been by no means a part of any DC comics earlier than. That is sensible as they’re poorly developed and communicate largely in jokey buttons.

When the sisters plant a legendary tree within the Metropolis of Brotherly Love, and its big roots suffocate the metropolis, “Fury of the Gods” relocates to what seems to be a Rainforest Cafe for the ultimate 20 minutes.

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I couldn’t assist however be reminded, whereas watching Mirren be very severe in a foolish Greek god outfit looking at an overgrown, unicorn-infested Philadelphia, that the actress received the Oscar for enjoying Queen Elizabeth II 16 years in the past this month. Now, she’s slummin’ it in “Xena” cosplay.


Whenever teenage Billy Batson (Zachary Levi)yells "Shazam!" he becomes an adult crime-fighting machine.
Each time teenage Billy Batson (Zachary Levi)yells “Shazam!” he turns into an grownup crime-fighting machine.
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Henry Gayden and Chris Morgan’s script is a shambles, even for a style that’s largely exposition and one-liners. 

Why does a 17-year-old Billy know Bonnie Tyler’s “I Want A Hero” and crack Borscht Belt intercourse jokes comparable to “That was actually satisfying? How was it for you?” throughout combat scenes?

Then, within the heroes’ cave lair, Billy complains that his super-friends are beginning to go off and do their very own factor, as teenagers are wont to do. So, his pal Mary (Grace Caroline Currey) says to him, “Simply because Freddy desires to fly solo for 10 minutes doesn’t imply he’s gonna go away you want your mother.” That is the writing equal of the Ice Bucket Problem.


Jack Dylan Grazer (left) and Asher Angel play secret superheroes in "Shazam! Fury of the Gods."
Jack Dylan Grazer (left) and Asher Angel play secret superheroes in “Shazam! Fury of the Gods.”
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And with sub-par materials, Levi pretending to be a child and naively shouting and pouting has turned grating.

The ending of “Fury of the Gods,” directed by David F. Sandberg, is open-ended. You might interpret it both as connecting with the broader DC Prolonged Universe, or wrapping issues up with a smile whereas DC aggressively makes an attempt to reconfigure and course-correct its flailing movie sequence. 

My guess is that we received’t be listening to Billy yell “Shazam!” ever once more.  

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‘It’s Not Me’ Review: Leos Carax’s Cinema Collage Mixes Movies, History and Real Life into a Personal Manifesto

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‘It’s Not Me’ Review: Leos Carax’s Cinema Collage Mixes Movies, History and Real Life into a Personal Manifesto

After Jean-Luc Godard, Leos Carax is probably the French filmmaker most associated with the term enfant terrible. In some ways, he’s been even more terrible than Godard ever was, adopting a pseudonym (he was born Alex Dupont) as a teenager and bursting onto the scene at age 24 with Boy Meets Girl — Godard made Breathless when he was 30 — which immediately turned him into a major young auteur to be reckoned with.

He followed that up with the powerful, AIDS-inspired Mauvais Sang, and then made The Lovers on the Bridge, a film infamous for being a French Heaven’s Gate that went way over budget and flopped (it’s still a fantastic movie). After that Carax disappeared for a while, then reemerged to make a few shorts, compose pop songs and shoot a new feature every decade, the last one being the Adam Driver-Marion Cotillard starrer, Annette.

It’s Not Me

The Bottom Line

A short and dense film autobiography suited for the auteur’s fans.

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Venue: Cannes Film Festival (Cannes Première)
Cast: Denis Lavant, Nastya Golubeva Carax, Anna-Isabel Siefken, Bianca Maddaluno, Kateryna Yuspina, Loreta Juodkaite, Peter Anevskii
Director, screenwriter, editor: Leos Carax

40 minutes

His latest work, the medium-length, autobiographical collage It’s Not Me (C’est pas moi), is both that of an enfant terrible and a true-blooded Godard disciple. It mimics, or pays homage to, the late Franco-Swiss director’s montage films like Histoire(s) du cinéma and The Image Book, using the same colorful on-screen titles that JLG once used to comment on footage both old and new.

That footage was assembled by Carax for an exhibition meant to happen at the Pompidou Center a few years ago, but still yet to take place. (Back in 2006, Godard was asked to do his own show at the same museum, then abandoned it due to “artistic, financial and technical difficulties,” only to replace it several months later with what was best described as a “non-exhibition.)

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In preparation for the show, the organizers ask Carax a simple question: Who are you? The answer, according to It’s Not Me, it that he’s everything from silent movies to Hollywood Golden Age classics to scenes from his own work. He’s also the music of Nina Simone and David Bowie and The Fall, as well as Ravel and Beethoven. He’s Monsieur Merde (Mister Shit), a raving alter-ego played by Denis Lavant, who’s starred in nearly all of his films. And he’s above all a person who defines himself through the cinema, whether it’s the movies he loves or those he’s made throughout his turbulent career.

People unfamiliar with Carax’s oeuvre will likely be lost here, while fans and cinephiles will find a hearty meal to feast on. It’s Not Me is chock-full of references and influences, from F.W. Murnau to Jean Vigo to Godard himself, whose trembling voice is heard on a voice message he once left the director.

There are also scenes featuring Carax’s real family, including his daughter, the actress Nastya Golubeva Carax, whom we see skipping along the Seine in old cell phone footage, then marvelously playing piano in a scene illuminated by candles. The auteur himself appears a few times as well: at the very start, where he’s lying on something like his deathbed, and later walking through the Buttes-Chaumont park accompanied by Monsieur Merde, who gleefully runs down a hill and defecates in a bush.

The film jumps around so quickly that it’s sometimes hard to follow the director’s lead. At other moments Carax more succinctly expresses his views, such as in a rapid-fire montage of world leaders that groups together Putin, Trump, Kim Jong-il and Benjamin Netanyahu. Another scene provides a brief history of Roman Polanski’s tumultuous and controversial life, in what seems like a plea for his defense.

While Carax’s movies have never been overtly political or historical, this one makes several references to Hitler and the Nazis. In one sequence, the director cuts in footage of Isadore Greenbaum, the Jewish plumber who tried to interrupt a pro-Nazi rally held at Madison Square Garden in 1939. In a later scene staged by Carax — and shot by cinematographer Caroline Champetier, the DP of Holy Motors — a mother sits beside her children in bed, eerily reading a bedtime story that describes the Final Solution.

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Again, it’s a hearty meal, and also a condensed one at only 40 minutes. The auteur seems to be squeezing everything he can into a personal manifesto in which cinema, history and real life become interchangeable, and in which he tries to situate his work within film’s larger trajectory. The most telling evidence of this is a sequence which cuts from Eadweard Muybridge’s pioneering photos of a horse in movement to a tracking shot of Lavant gloriously running and dancing down a Paris street in Mauvais Sang.

At such moments, it’s clear that Carax has not only reserved his own place in cinema’s trajectory, but that his films remain instantly recognizable through their romantic exuberance and visual splendor, their dark humor and existential gloom. These traits may not describe who Carax is or wants to be — if one is to believe that his latest movie is not, in fact, him (c’est pas moi). But they’re what we know and love about a great filmmaker, and still very much an enfant terrible at age 63, who’s always put the whole of himself into his work.

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Black Dog: Chinese director Guan Hu makes Cannes debut

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2.5/5 stars

Black Dog begins with all the trappings of a revenge Western. Set in a godforsaken town where bad guys roam around with impunity, it revolves around a reticent man returning home after a decade-long absence to confront his sworn enemies.

It also seems to have everything in place for a political allegory. Juxtaposing images of crumbling tenements with incessant radio news bulletins about the Beijing Olympics, the story, set in 2008, could offer commentary about the clash of reality and dreams in 21st century China.

As it turns out, Guan Hu’s film is neither. From the big bang of its first half-hour, Black Dog is slowly reduced to a whimper, as what was set up to be a hard-boiled genre film turns into a sentimental relationship drama about a wayward man’s attempt to connect with his family, friends, foes and his new four-legged buddy.

Having transformed himself from a Sixth Generation indie filmmaker to a master of battle-heavy blockbusters like The Eight Hundred and The Sacrifice, Guan begins Black Dog with what is arguably the most stunning set piece in mainland Chinese cinema so far this year.
Somewhere amid the tumbleweed-filled steppes of northwest China, hundreds of dogs run down a mountain towards a remote road, causing a travelling bus to flip over. Among those who crawl from the debris is Lang (Eddie Peng Yu-yan), a mysterious, taciturn ex-convict returning home after a decade away.

Settling into his long-abandoned home, his past returns to haunt him in the form of the local butcher, who accused Lang of having caused his nephew’s death.

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A still from Black Dog.

But the bad guy in town is Yao (Jia Zhangke), the chain-smoking leader of a bunch of “dog management officers” who capture strays and steal pets in order to resell them elsewhere for a profit.

Lang joins Yao to earn some hard cash, only to find his humanity flickering back to life when he forms a bond with a raging, rabies-stricken hound. This inspires him to reconcile with his adversaries, his ailing zoo-master father and his younger self.

While there’s nothing wrong with Guan’s decision to steer a fatalistic tale towards a happy ending, the change of tone does Peng few favours, as he is forced to reprise the kind of gawky man-child role he has been typecast in for just too long.

A still from Black Dog, set in the steppes of northwest China.

Meanwhile, the flood of positive energy in the second half of the film renders its remarkable set design evoking doom and gloom irrelevant. The same can be said even of apparently important characters: Dong Liya’s circus acrobat, for example, is left with nothing to do as the prospect of forming a relationship with Lang evaporates.

The canines are cute, though – and for some, perhaps, that is Black Dog’s main draw.

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Kinds of Kindness: Poor Things director at his most elusive

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Kinds of Kindness: Poor Things director at his most elusive

In the first, “The Death of R.M.F.”, Jesse Plemons plays Robert, a man who appears in thrall to Raymond (Willem Dafoe), who sets Robert’s agenda, from his diet to his sexual encounters.

In the second, “R.M.F. Is Flying”, Plemons plays Daniel, a cop whose wife Liz (Emma Stone) has gone missing; when she returns, he is convinced she is an imposter.

Finally, in “R.M.F. Eats a Sandwich”, Stone plays Emily, a woman who seeks out a cult leader (Dafoe) for a spiritual and sexual awakening.

Hong Chau in a still from Kinds of Kindness. Photo: Atsushi Nishijima

Inevitably, as is the case with most portmanteau films, one episode stands out – in this case “The Death of R.M.F.”, which has an unnerving quality to it.

The second instalment is the most shocking, featuring Liz and Daniel sitting around with friends (Mamoudou Athie and Margaret Qualley) watching a highly explicit sex tape the four of them made.

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Bringing up the rear is the final short, which rather drags with its depictions of sweat lodges, bodily contamination, and Stone skidding around in her cool-looking Dodge Challenger.

With Hong Chau (The Whale) and Joe Alwyn (who featured in Lanthimos’ The Favourite) also appearing, it is undoubtedly a fine cast, one led by Plemons, who truly understands how to perform in the Lanthimos style.

Stone, now on her third movie with the Greek director, seems to relish the extremes she gets to go to.

(From left) Willem Dafoe, Jesse Plemons and Hong Chau in a still from Kinds of Kindness. Photo: Atsushi Nishijima

Quite what it all means, however, is another thing entirely. The characters seem to be in states of crisis, with miscarriage a common theme.

Looking at humanity in all its weirdness, Kinds of Kindness is a baffling film to take in, as abrasive as its musical score from Jerskin Fendrix, who performed similar tricks on Poor Things.

Certainly, compared to his more accessible films, such as The Favourite and Poor Things, this feels like Lanthimos at his most elusive and frustrating.

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