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MLB Power Rankings: Rangers, Yankees on the rise; Dodgers are right where you think they are

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MLB Power Rankings: Rangers, Yankees on the rise; Dodgers are right where you think they are

By Tim Britton, Johnny Flores Jr. and Andy McCullough

Every week,​ we​ ask a selected group of our baseball​ writers​ — local and national — to rank the teams from first to worst. Here are the collective results, with the average rankings of our panel in parentheses.

The first weekend of the baseball season offered its usual cornucopia of familiar sights and unexpected delights. Shohei Ohtani sent a baseball soaring over the fence at Dodger Stadium; Aaron Judge sent four of his own into orbit in the Bronx. Zack Wheeler looked sharp. Paul Skenes threw hard. Matt Chapman still knows how to pick it. The Braves called up Jesse Chavez.

All of those could have been predicted. But raise your hand if you’d heard of Kameron Misner before last week. Or if you thought Rafael Devers would spend all weekend whiffing. Or if you knew the biggest story in the sport would involve something called a “torpedo bat.”

It’s the time of year when every team still can be optimistic, both about the things they expected and some that have caught them by surprise. Here’s a look at the most encouraging sign from the season’s opening weekend for all 30 teams.

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Record: 6-0
Preseason Power Ranking: 1

Most encouraging sign: Uh, everything?

Roki Sasaki hasn’t been throwing strikes. Mookie Betts hasn’t been able to keep down solid food. Max Muncy hasn’t been making much contact. So far, none of it has really mattered. The Dodgers swept the first two series of the season, taking down the Tigers after downing the Cubs twice in Japan. Ohtani looks like himself. So does Freddie Freeman (although he was not in Monday’s lineup because of a tweak to his surgically-repaired ankle). Betts returned from his gnarly stomach bug to swat a walkoff homer. Michael Conforto has lengthened the lineup. The summer figures to be a delight for Dodgers fans — and a nightmare for all the clubs visiting Chavez Ravine. — Andy McCullough

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Record: 3-0
Preseason Power Ranking: 7

Most encouraging sign: Either the Yankees own magic bats or their lineup hits for enough power to make everyone believe they own magic bats

The biggest story of opening weekend was the Yankees’ use of so-called torpedo bats, which move the barrel down from the end of the bat to a spot closer to the handle. New York smashed 15 home runs in three games against the Brewers, or more long balls than the Mets had hits over the weekend.

The bats are legal, and the Yankees aren’t the only team using them. But New York’s lineup overwhelmed the Brewers so comprehensively that hitters around the league are intrigued. Of course, Judge used a boring old normal bat to slug four homers in three games. Imagine that guy with a magic bat. — Tim Britton

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Record: 3-2
Preseason Power Ranking: 10

Most encouraging sign: Wyatt Langford took a step toward taking the leap

The Rangers brass believes its postseason-missing campaign in 2024 was an aberration and the championship season of 2023 should become more of the norm. Part of the reason is Langford, who was drafted No. 4 that summer. The 23-year-old outfielder held his own as a rookie last season, with 16 homers and an 111 OPS+ in 134 games. Texas believes his ceiling is much higher than that.

In the first weekend of the season, Langford’s five-hit series helped the Rangers knock off the Red Sox. If Langford approaches his potential, a Texas offense that already includes Corey Seager, Marcus Semien and Joc Pederson will be that much more intimidating. — McCullough

Record: 0-5
Preseason Power Ranking: 2

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Most encouraging sign: An 0-4 start in the NL East actually portends greatness

Atlanta is just the ninth team in the last five seasons to start the year 0-4, and five of those teams have resided in the NL East. You might think, given what you know, that starting 0-4 is not optimal, and that starting 0-4 in a typically difficult division like the NL East would be especially troublesome. But it’s basically the opposite.

The other four NL East teams to start 0-4 since 2021 are:

• The 2024 Mets, who went to the NLCS
• The 2022 Phillies, who went to the World Series
• The 2021 Braves, who won the World Series
• The 2024 Marlins, who are the exception that proves the rule.

— Britton

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Record: 3-1
Preseason Power Ranking: 4

Most encouraging sign: Jesús Luzardo looked like his best self

While the Phillies are running it back with mostly the same lineup, their deal for Luzardo feels like it went under the radar in the winter. Filling in a fifth starter role that was problematic for long stretches of 2024 for Philadelphia, Luzardo went and struck out 11 Nationals in five innings. In short, he pitched like he did for most of the ’23 season with the Marlins, when All-Star games and Cy Young votes appeared on his horizon. If that’s the version of Luzardo the Phillies get to round out their rotation, they can be even better than the 95-win outfit they were a season ago. — Britton

Record: 2-2
Preseason Power Ranking: 3

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Most encouraging sign: The offense still looks dangerous

After leading the sport in runs last season, Arizona let two crucial hitters, Christian Walker and Pederson, depart in free agency. The team asked a new addition, Josh Naylor, to replace Walker at first base, with holdover Pavin Smith taking Pederson’s at-bats as designated hitter. Naylor and Smith appeared up to the task against the Cubs over the weekend. Naylor drove in three runs and scored three more. Smith clubbed three doubles. The four home runs from Eugenio Suárez didn’t hurt, either. The Diamondbacks may not be able to overtake the Dodgers, but they can hang with anyone. — McCullough

Record: 5-0
Preseason Power Ranking: 13

Most encouraging sign: The back-end starters looked sharp

San Diego’s four-game sweep of Atlanta provided a reminder to anyone who had forgotten: No team pushed the Dodgers harder last season than the Padres. Even if San Diego did not spend to keep up with L.A. this winter, the top-end talent is still there. With Joe Musgrove out for the season and Yu Darvish on the shelf with an elbow injury, the team will need Nick Pivetta and Randy Vásquez to help keep the rotation afloat behind Dylan Cease and Michael King. Pivetta and Vásquez combined for 13 innings of scoreless baseball against Atlanta. — McCullough

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Record: 1-4
Preseason Power Ranking: 6

Most encouraging sign: Kristian Campbell fit right in

In his first series in the big leagues, Campbell showed why the Red Sox maneuvered their infield around to make room for the 23-year-old (and why they appear willing to commit to a long-term contract extension for him). Of the six hits he picked up in four games against the Rangers, three were for extra bases (including his first major-league homer), and he showcased his defensive versatility by starting a game in left field. Ask Xander Bogaerts and Jackie Bradley Jr., and even Mookie Betts what it’s like to be a young, unproven player on a win-now roster in Boston. For one weekend, Campbell — the first in a long line of prospects slated to debut for the Red Sox soon — made it look easy. — Britton

Record: 2-2
Preseason Power Ranking: 5

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Most encouraging sign: The rotation has a chance

It’s a tradition for teams to throw their best starter on Opening Day, followed by their second best and third best, etc. The Mets, foremost keepers of that custom as evidenced by their ridiculous record on Opening Day, decided this year to zag: In their opening series with Houston, they started pitchers who ranked fifth, sixth and seventh in the hierarchy at the start of spring training.

Sure, injuries drove that decision. But New York went with Clay Holmes, Tylor Megill and Griffin Canning against the Astros, and they actually pitched pretty well. Megill and Canning, in particular, cruised for stretches by shifting their pitch mixes and ditching those that didn’t work for them in 2024. The Mets earned some benefit of the doubt by maximizing Sean Manaea and Luis Severino last year, and they might be at it again. — Britton

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Record: 3-2
Preseason Power Ranking: 9

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Most encouraging sign: Adley Rutschman went yard twice

A lot of Baltimore’s limp toward the finish line in 2024 derived from Rutschman’s prolonged second-half slump: He had a .585 OPS after the break, barely cracking a .200 average and hitting all of three home runs.

He nearly matched that power total on Opening Day, when he went deep twice in Toronto. The Orioles have enough young talent to withstand an unexpectedly down season from someone, somewhere. But Rutschman and Gunnar Henderson are the driving forces of that position-player core — the duo that lifts the ceiling of this group from postseason participant to World Series challenger. — Britton

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Record: 2-2
Preseason Power Ranking: 8

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Most encouraging sign: Jose Altuve is still Jose Altuve — at the plate

Altuve’s transition from second base to left field has featured plenty of hiccups. He biffed several low-stress plays in the Grapefruit League during spring training. It will still take him time to adjust to fielding near Daikin Park’s Crawford Boxes. The team may need to remove him for defensive purposes later in games, as manager Joe Espada did on Sunday. But Altuve can still hit better than almost every other person on the planet. In a season-opening series victory against the Mets, Altuve collected five hits in 11 at-bats. With Alex Bregman and Kyle Tucker gone, the lineup requires hearty contributions from Altuve more than ever. — McCullough

Record: 2-3
Preseason Power Ranking: 11

Most encouraging sign: Andrés Muñoz still has it

The 2025 Mariners looked a lot like the Mariners of recent vintage in a four-game sample against the Athletics. The rotation is strong despite the absence of George Kirby; Logan Gilbert demonstrated why he is a trendy Cy Young Award candidate with seven innings of one-run baseball on Opening Day. The lineup, of course, is less daunting. Seattle will need Muñoz, an All-Star reliever in 2024, to lock down as many save opportunities as he can. Muñoz bookended the Athletics series with crisp performances, sitting down six of the seven batters he faced. — McCullough

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Record: 3-4
Preseason Power Ranking: 12

Most encouraging sign: Kyle Tucker is that guy

On Saturday, Tucker came within one triple of the cycle. The next day, his three-run homer in the eighth inning gave the Cubs a 97 percent chance of winning. That’s exactly the player that Tucker is. On any given day of the week, he gives you a strong chance to win, whether that’s with his defense, bat or speed. If the Cubs manage to get out of the 83-win cellar, it’ll be because Kyle Tucker does Kyle Tucker things for a full campaign. — Johnny Flores Jr.

Record: 3-2
Preseason Power Ranking: 18

Most encouraging sign: Is Bo Bichette back?

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A series of maladies to his right leg undercut Bichette’s production from late 2023 through all of last season. (Bichette’s career OPS before his knee injury in August 2023 was .834; since his recovery it was .625 through the end of last season.) In the opening series with Baltimore, the shortstop in his platform season picked up seven hits, including two doubles, and scored four times.

When Bichette and Vlad Guerrero Jr. have both been at their best, the Blue Jays tend to win 90-plus games, as they did in 2021 and 2022. Toronto has one more shot to put it all together behind that duo this year. — Britton

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Record: 3-1
Preseason Power Ranking: 20

Most encouraging sign: Justin Verlander looked closer to 40 than 45

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Verlander made his Giants debut a little over a month after his 42nd birthday. It was only five innings, but Verlander subdued the Reds with his fastball. His velocity touched 96 mph. He generated six whiffs with the heater. All of this is encouraging for a club that will rely upon its arms and defense to stay within striking distance of a postseason berth. But the bigger question will come as the season progresses: Can Verlander continue to hold off Father Time? — McCullough

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Record: 1-3
Preseason Power Ranking: T-16

Most encouraging sign: Spencer Torkelson might be putting it together

By this point, it’s no secret that this is something of a make-or-break season for former No. 1 overall pick Spencer Torkelson. The former Arizona State slugger largely forced his way into Detroit’s 2025 plans with a standout spring (.340/.389/.680) and picked up right where he left off to begin the season. Four hits, including one double and one homer, as well as four walks against the defending World Series champions are a major development for Torkelson. It’s the type of performance that will keep him on the roster, even as the Tigers begin to see the likes of Wenceel Perez and Matt Vierling come off the IL. — Flores 

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Record: 3-1
Preseason Power Ranking: 14

Most encouraging sign: The rotation holdovers held it down over the weekend

Before Drew Rasmussen returned this week, before Shane McClanahan comes back down the line, before the Rays have all the makings of a shutdown rotation — the guys who kept them in it last year looked just fine again over the weekend. The trio of Ryan Pepiot, Zach Littell and Taj Bradley combined to allow four earned runs in 18 innings, striking out 22 and walking one. That’s the kind of ratio that plays regardless of how much smaller your new home ballpark is.

Rasmussen and McClanahan (along with Shane Baz, who came back in the second half last season) certainly raise the level of what the Rays can do this season. But the three holdovers from last year make this a dangerously deep rotation as well. — Britton

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Record: 0-4
Preseason Power Ranking: T-16

Most encouraging sign: Joe Ryan’s return from injury

In his first start since August, Ryan posted five innings of one-run ball with no walks and five strikeouts. It was an encouraging sign for the 29-year-old, who missed much of last year’s second half due to a season-ending grade 2 teres major sprain. The Twins will need these kinds of starts to make up for a lackluster winter, in which they did not make any free agent moves until well into February. Much like the Mariners out west, if the bats are going to struggle to put together hits, it’ll be on the starters to keep other teams in line and give the team just enough opportunities to make a difference. That Ryan was able to look mostly like his old self is a strong sign in that regard. — Flores 

Record: 2-2
Preseason Power Ranking: 21

Most encouraging sign: Kyle Manzardo’s bat

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For what feels like years, the Guardians have been searching for another complementary hitter to pair with José Ramírez. Franmil Reyes went from hitting in the middle of their order to playing in Japan, the Josh Bell experiment didn’t work and Josh Naylor is no longer in Cleveland. It’s only three games, but Manzardo looked like the hitter that the Guardians need, slugging two homers over Cleveland’s first three games. It’s the type of stabilizing presence that could carry the Guardians into another AL Central title and perhaps even a longer postseason run. — Flores 

Record: 0-4
Preseason Power Ranking: 15

Most encouraging sign: Freddy Peralta looks like Freddy Peralta

The Yankees’ lineup may have thrashed the rest of Milwaukee’s staff, but the same can’t be said about Peralta, who turned in five innings of two-run ball on Opening Day. With news of Aaron Civale being placed on the IL, the Brewers are down to just two established starters, Peralta and Nestor Cortes. For Milwaukee to stay afloat in the NL Central until Jose Quintana, Tobias Myers and Brandon Woodruff all make their season debuts, it’ll be on Peralta to provide stability every fifth day. Five solid innings against one of baseball’s best offenses is a step in that direction. — Flores 

Record: 2-2
Preseason Power Ranking: 19

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Most encouraging sign: Jonathan India at leadoff

While the Royals still feel a bit like Bobby Witt Jr. and company, the addition of India provides Kansas City with another bat to give the lineup a bit more length. If at least one of the Royals’ 5-9 hitters (10-for-56 with 11 strikeouts) can turn into a serviceable bat, the team can go from being in the bottom half leaguewide on offense to something more middle-of-the-pack. India goes a long way in helping the team get there. — Flores 

Record: 3-1
Preseason Power Ranking: 24

Most encouraging sign: Nolan Arenado might still have it

After spending what felt like the entire offseason in an awkward trade limbo, Arenado came out and reminded everyone of the player that he can still be. Over three games, he authored five hits, three of which went for extra bases. He got the curtain-call treatment from the St. Louis faithful, and the Cardinals marched to a 3-0 start, just how everyone drew it up. A return to form for Arenado could make absorbing his salary a bit more palatable for another team, or provide St. Louis with enough reason to try to make the postseason in an otherwise weak NL Central. — Flores 

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Record: 2-2
Preseason Power Ranking: 23

Most encouraging sign: Nick Lodolo’s ability to battle

In his first start of 2025, Lodolo did not have his best stuff, nor did he really have any command of the strike zone. He still managed to turn in six innings of two-run ball. In particular, after throwing 57 pitches through the first three innings, Lodolo needed just 29 to complete his next three, retiring eight of nine batters. He relied on his defense to make plays behind him with the Reds suffocating 11 grounders to keep the Giants off the bases. It’s the kind of start that veteran pitchers know how to make and one that will be important for Cincinnati as Lodolo looks to take a step forward in his age-27 season. — Flores 

Record: 2-3
Preseason Power Ranking: 25

Most encouraging sign: A healthy Jeffrey Springs is a low-key beast

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Springs struck out nine Mariners across six scoreless innings in his Athletics debut. He scattered three singles and walked one. He looked a lot like the pitcher who starred for Tampa Bay in 2022 before Tommy John surgery wiped him out for most of the next two seasons. The Athletics took on Springs’ salary this past winter and paired him with Luis Severino atop the rotation. The duo should help the Athletics, for the first time in a while, at least stay competitive in the American League West. — McCullough

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Record: 1-4
Preseason Power Ranking: 22

Most encouraging sign: The starting pitching was strong

Here are the lines for Pittsburgh’s starters through the first four games:
Paul Skenes: 5 1/3 IP | 2 ER | 2 BB | 7 K
Mitch Keller: 6 IP | 1 ER | 1 BB | 4 K
Bailey Falter: 6 IP | 2 ER | 4 K
Andrew Heaney: 5 IP | 1 ER | 1 BB | 1 K

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Here’s the Pirates’ record through four games: 1-3, with three losses all on walk-offs. Consider that Jared Jones is on the IL and Bubba Chandler is in Indianapolis, meaning there is room for this rotation to be even stronger. Starting pitching is half the battle, and provided the lineup can string together just enough hits, this team could end up winning a lot more games than originally anticipated. — Flores 

Record: 1-3
Preseason Power Ranking: 26

Most encouraging sign: MacKenzie Gore can do that?

Since they lowered the mound in 1969, here’s the list of pitchers with more strikeouts in an Opening Day start than the 13 Gore piled up against the Phillies:

• Randy Johnson (1993 and 1996)
• Shane Bieber (2020)

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Bieber won the Cy Young that season. Johnson won it five times, though not in either of those seasons.

How good was Gore Thursday? His FIP is 1.70 — sorry, minus-1.70, which, if maintained, would be a record. Since coming over in the Juan Soto trade, the lefty has established himself as a pretty good major-league starter. Thursday suggested the leap to something more could be imminent. — Britton

Record: 3-2
Preseason Power Ranking: 28

Most encouraging sign: Clutch exists and the Marlins have it

Statistically speaking, the best chance for the Marlins to outperform expectations is to be, and this is a specifically defined term, “crazy good” in close games — 2012 Orioles good in close games. And in the first weekend, that somehow looked like a plausible blueprint.

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Miami became the first team since the ’01 Tigers to win with three walk-offs in its first series. You hear ’01 Tigers and probably think of Tony Clark and Bobby Higginson. No, I mean the ’01 Tigers of Kids Gleason and Elberfeld — the 1901 Tigers, who overcame deficits of nine, one and three in the ninth inning to earn those walk-offs against the ur-Milwaukee Brewers. It’s disheartening no one on that Detroit roster earned “Clutch” as a nickname, but their mistake doesn’t have to be ours. What a game Clutch Conine had Sunday, eh? — Britton

Record: 3-1
Preseason Power Ranking: 27

Most encouraging sign: Jack Kochanowicz missed some bats

Kochanowicz, a 24-year-old right-hander, presented a puzzle for analysts last season. He stands 6-foot-7 and wields a fastball that touches the upper 90s. Yet in his rookie season, he struck out only 3.4 batters per nine innings. He has solid command, so any improvement to his whiff rate could help him level up. He made decent progress in his first outing of 2025. It was only four batters in six innings, and it occurred against the White Sox. But progress is progress is progress. — McCullough

Record: 1-3
Preseason Power Ranking: 29

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Most encouraging sign: Ryan McMahon could rejuvenate his trade value…

But then again, the Rockies haven’t been very aggressive with trying to move homegrown players in recent years. McMahon is a quality defender at third base, but he’s been a slightly below-average hitter for his entire career. There is probably a team or two willing to gamble on McMahon’s upside getting out of Colorado, especially if he produces at the plate like he did in the season’s first weekend. — McCullough

Record: 2-2
Preseason Power Ranking: 30

Most encouraging sign: Chicago’s 1-2 punch

Yes, the White Sox lost two of three games to the Angels, and yes, they had a massive malfunction with their tarp that became the stuff of internet tomfoolery.

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But consider this: Between Opening Day starter Sean Burke and Game 2 arm Jonathan Cannon, the duo managed to put up 11 scoreless innings, with eight strikeouts against just three walks. Now, the Angels aren’t some offensive powerhouse, and the weather was rather cold, but seeing as Chicago lost an astounding 121 games in 2024, a reliable 1-2 duo is the kind of progress that the White Sox need so that they stay away from another historically bad season. — Flores 

(Top image of Texas’ Wyatt Langford and Joc Pederson: Ron Jenkins / Getty Images)

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What Happens When We Die? This Wallace Stevens Poem Has Thoughts.

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Whatever you do, don’t think of a bird.

Now: What kind of bird are you not thinking about? A pigeon? A bald eagle? Something more poetic, like a skylark or a nightingale? In any case, would you say that this bird you aren’t thinking about is real?

Before you answer, read this poem, which is quite literally about not thinking of a bird.

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Human consciousness is full of riddles. Neuroscientists, philosophers and dorm-room stoners argue continually about what it is and whether it even exists. For Wallace Stevens, the experience of having a mind was a perpetual source of wonder, puzzlement and delight — perfectly ordinary and utterly transcendent at the same time. He explored the mysteries and pleasures of consciousness in countless poems over the course of his long poetic career. It was arguably his great theme.

Stevens was born in 1879 and published his first book, “Harmonium,” in 1923, making him something of a late bloomer among American modernists. For much of his adult life, he worked as an executive for the Hartford Accident and Indemnity Company, rising to the rank of vice president. He viewed insurance less as a day job to support his poetry than as a parallel vocation. He pursued both activities with quiet diligence, spending his days at the office and composing poems in his head as he walked to and from work.

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Wallace Stevens in 1950.

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As a young man, Stevens dreamed of traveling to Europe, though he never crossed the Atlantic. In middle age he made regular trips to Florida, and his poems are frequently infused with ideas of Paris and Rome and memories of Key West. Others partake of the stringent beauty of New England. But the landscapes he explores, wintry or tropical, provincial or cosmopolitan, are above all mental landscapes, created by and in the imagination.

Are those worlds real?

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Let’s return to the palm tree and its avian inhabitant, in that tranquil Key West sunset of the mind.

Until then, we find consolation in fangles.

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When the director Rob Reiner cast his leads in the 1986 film “Stand by Me,” he looked for young actors who were as close as possible to the personalities of the four children they’d be playing. There was the wise beyond his years kid from a rough family (River Phoenix), the slightly dim worrywart (Jerry O’Connell), the cutup with a temper (Corey Feldman) and the sensitive, bookish boy.

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Wil Wheaton was perfect for that last one, Gordie Lachance, a doe-eyed child who is ignored by his family in favor of his late older brother. Now, 40 years later, he’s traveling the country to attend anniversary screenings of the film, alongside O’Connell and Feldman, which has thrown him back into the turmoil that he felt as an adolescent.

Wheaton has channeled those emotions and his on-set memories into his latest project: narrating a new audiobook version of “The Body,” the 1982 Stephen King novella on which the film was based.

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“I like there to be a freshness, a discovery and an immediacy to my narration,” Wheaton said. He recorded “The Body” in his home studio in California. Alex Welsh for The New York Times

A few years ago, Wheaton started to float the idea of returning to the story that gave him his big break — that of a quartet of boys in 1959 Oregon, in their last days before high school, setting out to find a classmate’s dead body. “I’ve been telling the story of ‘Stand By Me’ since I was 12 years old,” he said.

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But this time was different. Wheaton, who has narrated dozens of audiobooks, including Andy Weir’s “The Martian” and Ernest Cline’s “Ready Player One,” says he has come to enjoy narration more than screen acting. “I’m safe, I’m in the booth, nobody’s looking at me and I can just tell you a story.”

The fact that he, an older man looking back on his younger years, is narrating a story about an older man looking back on his younger years, is not lost on Wheaton. King’s original story is bathed in nostalgia. Coming to terms with death and loss is one of its primary themes.

Two days after appearing on stage at the Academy Awards as part of a tribute to Reiner — who was murdered in 2025 alongside his wife, Michele — Wheaton got on the phone to talk about recording the audiobook, reliving his favorite scenes from the film and reexamining a quintessential story of childhood loss through the lens of his own.

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This interview has been edited and condensed.

“I felt really close to him, and my memory of him.”

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Wheaton on channeling a co-star’s performance.

There’s this wonderful scene in “Stand By Me.” Gordie and Chris are walking down the tracks talking about junior high. Chris is telling Gordie, “I wish to hell I was your dad, because I care about you, and he obviously doesn’t.”

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It’s just so honest and direct, in a way that kids talk to each other that adults don’t. And I think that one of the reasons that really sticks with people, and that piece really lands on a lot of audiences, and has for 40 years, is, just too many people have been Gordie in that scene.

That scene is virtually word for word taken from the text of the book. And when I was narrating that, I made a deliberate choice to do my best to recreate what River did in that scene.

“The Body” Read by Wil Wheaton

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“You’re just a kid,

Gordie–”

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“I wish to fuck

I was your father!”

he said angrily.

“You wouldn’t go around

talking about takin those stupid shop courses

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if I was!

It’s like

God gave you something,

all those stories

you can make up,

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and He said:

This is what we got for you, kid.

Try not to lose it.

But kids lose everything

unless somebody looks out for them

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and if your folks

are too fucked up to do it

then maybe I ought to.”

I watched that scene a couple of times because I really wanted — I don’t know why it was so important to me to — well, I know: because I loved him, and I miss him. And I wanted to bring him into this as best as I could, right?

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So I was reading that scene, and the words are identical to the script. And I had this very powerful flashback to being on the train tracks that day in Cottage Grove, Oregon. And I could see River standing next to them. They’re shooting my side of the scene and there’s River, right next to the camera, doing his off-camera dialogue, and there’s the sound guy, and there’s the boom operator. There’s my key light.

I could hear and feel it. It was the weirdest thing. It’s like I was right back there.

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I was able to really take in the emotional memory of being Gordie in all of those scenes. So when I was narrating him and I’m me and I’m old with all of this experience, I just drew on what I remembered from being that little boy and what I remember of those friendships and what they meant to me and what they mean to me today.

“Rob gave me a gift. Rob gave me a career.”

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Wheaton recalls the “Stand By Me” director’s way with kids on set, as well as his recent Oscars tribute.

Rob really encouraged us to be kids.

Jerry tells the most amazing story about that scene, where we were all sitting around, and doing our bit, and he improvised. He was just goofing around — we were just playing — and he said something about spitting water at the fat kid.

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We get to the end of the scene, and he hears Rob. Rob comes around from behind the thing, and he goes, “Jerry!” And Jerry thinks, “Oh no, I’m in trouble. I’m in trouble because I improvised, and I’m not supposed to improvise.”

The context for Jerry is that he had been told by the adults in his life, “Sit on your hands and shut up. Stop trying to be a cutup. Stop trying to be funny. Stop disrupting people. Just be quiet.” And Jerry thinks, “Oh my God. I didn’t shut up. I’m in trouble. I’m gonna get fired.”

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Rob leans in to all of us, and Rob says, “Hey, guys, do you see that? More of that. Do that!”

Rob Reiner in 1985, directing the child actors of “Stand By Me,” including Wil Wheaton, at left. Columbia/Kobal, via Shutterstock

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The whole time when you’re a kid actor, you’re just around all these adults who are constantly telling you to grow up. They’re mad that you’re being a kid. Rob just created an environment where not only was it supported that we would be kids — and have fun, and follow those kid instincts and do what was natural — it was expected. It was encouraged. We were supposed to do it.

“The Body” Read by Wil Wheaton

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They chanted together:

“I don’t shut up,

I grow up.

And when I look at you

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I throw up.”

“Then your mother goes around the corner

and licks it up,”

I said,

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and hauled ass out of there,

giving them the finger over my shoulder as I went.

I never had any friends later on

like the ones I had when I was twelve.

Jesus,

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did you?

When we were at the Oscars, I looked at Jerry. And we looked at this remarkable assemblage of the most amazingly talented, beautiful artists and storytellers. We looked around, and Jerry leans down, and he said, “We all got our start with Rob Reiner. He trusted every single one of us.”

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Jerry O’Connell and Wheaton joined more than a dozen actors from Reiner’s films to honor the slain director at the Academy Awards on March 15, 2026. Kevin Winter/Getty Images

And to stand there for him, when I really thought that I would be standing with him to talk about this stuff — it was a lot.

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“I was really really really excited — like jumping up and down.”

The scene Wheaton was most looking forward to narrating: the tale of Lard Ass Hogan.

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I was so excited to narrate it. It’s a great story! It’s a funny story. It’s such a lovely break — it’s an emotional and tonal shift from what’s happening in the movie.

I know this as a writer: You work to increase and release tension throughout a narrative, and Stephen King uses humor really effectively to release that tension. But it also raises the stakes, because we have these moments of joy and these moments of things being very silly in the midst of a lot of intensity. ​​

That’s why the story of Lard Ass Hogan is so fun for me to tell. Because in the middle of that, we stop to do something that’s very, very fun, and very silly and very celebratory.

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“The Body” Read by Wil Wheaton

“Will you shut up

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and let him tell it?”

Teddy hollered.

Vern blinked.

“Sure.

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Yeah.

Okay.”

“Go on, Gordie,”

Chris said.

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“It’s not really much—”

“Naw,

we don’t expect much

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from a wet end like you,”

Teddy said,

“but tell it anyway.”

I cleared my throat.

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“So anyway.

It’s Pioneer Days,

and on the last night

they have these three big events.

There’s an egg-roll for the little kids

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and a sack-race for kids that are like eight or nine,

and then there’s the pie-eating contest.

And the main guy of the story

is this fat kid nobody likes

named Davie Hogan.”

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When I narrate this story — whenever there is a moment of levity or humor, whenever there are those brief little moments that are the seasoning of the meal that makes it all so real and relatable — yes, it was very important to me to capture those moments.

I’m shifting in my chair, so I can feel each of those characters. It’s something that doesn’t exist in live action. It doesn’t exist in any other media.

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“I feel the loss.”

Wheaton remembers River Phoenix.

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The novella “The Body” is very much about Gordie remembering Chris. It’s darker, and it’s more painful, than the movie is.

I’ve been watching the movie on this tour and seeing River a lot. I remember him as a 14- and 15-year-old kid who just seemed so much older, and so much more experienced and so much wiser than me, and I’m only a year younger than him.

What hurts me now, and what I really felt when I was narrating this, is knowing what River was going through then. We didn’t know. I still don’t know the extent of how he was mistreated, but I know that he was. I know that adults failed him. That he should have been protected in every way that matters. And he just wasn’t.

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And I, like Gordie, remember a boy who was loving. So loving, and generous and cared deeply about everyone around him, all the time. Who deserved to live a full life. Who had so much to offer the world. And it’s so unfair that he’s gone and taken from us. I had to go through a decades-long grieving process to come to terms with him dying.

“The Body” Read by Wil Wheaton

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Near the end

of 1971,

Chris

went into a Chicken Delight

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in Portland

to get a three-piece Snack Bucket.

Just ahead of him,

two men started arguing

about which one had been first in line.

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One of them pulled a knife.

Chris,

who had always been the best of us

at making peace,

stepped between them

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and was stabbed in the throat.

The man with the knife had spent time in four different institutions;

he had been released from Shawshank State Prison

only the week before.

Chris died almost instantly.

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It is a privilege that I was allowed to tell this story. I get to tell Gordie Lachance’s story as originally imagined by Stephen King, with all of the experience of having lived my whole adult life with the memory of spending three months in Gordie Lachance’s skin.

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Do You Know the Comics That Inspired These TV Adventures?

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Do You Know the Comics That Inspired These TV Adventures?

Welcome to Great Adaptations, the Book Review’s regular multiple-choice quiz about printed works that have gone on to find new life as movies, television shows, theatrical productions and more. This week’s challenge highlights offbeat television shows that began as comic books. Just tap or click your answers to the five questions below. And scroll down after you finish the last question for links to the comics and their screen versions.

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