Entertainment
NOFX aren’t breaking up, they’re retiring — and it’s probably for the best for everyone involved
After 40 years as a band, the bold and brash punk quartet NOFX is calling it quits, but not in a dramatic, explosive way. Instead, they’re signing off this weekend after three final sets at Berth 46 in San Pedro that will wrap up a massive globetrotting tour in which they play 40 songs each night and never the same set twice. It’s the culmination of four decades together as one of the biggest punk bands on the planet, and roughly 10 years of the kind of slow-building resentment that’s usually reserved for close family members and old married couples.
“When you were in a punk band in ’83 all the way through ’88 or so, there was no hope of ever making a living, because no punk band had ever done it,” lead vocalist and bassist “Fat Mike” Burkett says in his backstage trailer at Chicago’s Riot Fest, surrounded by a documentary crew following the final tour and holding a quarter-consumed bottle of Tito’s vodka. “We just did it because we loved it. There was no future. I went to college and real estate school, but I always just wanted to play music with my best friends. It was about saying things you just want to say and not caring what other people think.”
But after spending the bulk of the 1980s fruitlessly bouncing around the SoCal punk rock scene, in the ’90s NOFX — Burkett, guitarists Eric Melvin and Aaron “El Hefe” Abeyta and drummer Erik “Smelly” Sandin — soared to unimagined career heights.
NOFX’s achievements and impact on punk rock at both a local and a global level can’t be overstated. Throughout the ‘90s and 2000s (including 1994’s seminal album “Punk in Drublic”), they became one of the most revered and influential bands in the genre due largely to their unique combination of inappropriate humor, unremorseful attitude, catchy tunes and surprisingly intelligent lyrics. Not only did they define the sound of West Coast punk rock alongside their SoCal contemporaries like Social Distortion, Bad Religion and Descendents but they also opened up opportunities for the next generation of (more radio-friendly) punk rock to reach massive mainstream appeal through bands like Green Day and the Offspring.
Following a decade of success after success as the face, primary songwriter and de facto leader of one of the most prominent bands and record labels in punk rock, Burkett turned his attention to a new cause: ruining the reelection campaign of President George W. Bush. Leading up to the election, Burkett used his platform with the band as well as his Bay Area-based record label, Fat Wreck Chords, to launch Rock Against Bush, a political movement aimed at getting punk fans to vote against the incumbent president. It featured a tour, compilation CDs, merchandise (including the iconic “Not My President” shirts) and tangentially NOFX’s 2003 album, “The War on Errorism.”
Fat Mike Burkett of NOFX performs at Riot Fest 2024 in Chicago.
(Craig Cummins)
“I gave it a year and a half of my life, and I feel I did my civil service,” Burkett says. “I traveled around the country, did radio shows at 6 a.m., did a whole Warped Tour and probably signed up a couple hundred thousand kids. Me and half the staff at Fat Wreck Chords f—ing gave it our all and worked really hard. It was f—ing heartbreaking. That’s why I’m not gonna let it ruin my life if Trump wins. It would be horrible and democracy may be killed, but you can’t let it ruin your life. You still have to be happy and joyful. Help in your community, and do what you can to still make the world a better place even if we’re f—ed.”
People who know Burkett both inside and outside of the band believe the 2004 election was the first time he’d earnestly set out to do something and failed, and he took it extremely hard. To cope with that loss, Burkett — who says he’d never touched cocaine until 1998 — turned harder into drugs and alcohol at a time when some of his bandmates (all of whom were in their late 30s in 2004) were looking to move away from the partying lifestyle.
Nevertheless, NOFX continued on relatively unimpeded for a decade or so, until the band says Burkett’s drug use began to slowly affect his decision-making, recording and live performances. Since then, the rift between the frontman and the others (particularly Melvin) has deepened to the point where the trio has held multiple interventions for Burkett — most recently in 2020, when he went to rehab for a month after vomiting and defecating blood at the vacation home of friend Matt Sanders, singer of Avenged Sevenfold.
“I went to rehab for a month, got out and was sober for pretty much 10 months — but not completely sober,” Burkett says.. “We had a couple rehearsals where I did some lines of coke and had some drinks beforehand, and toward the seventh or eighth month, I was partying again. They all were saying, ‘You’re so much better now. You’re such a nicer person. You’re so much happier.’ And I was thinking, ‘This is hysterical. I’m doing the exact thing I’ve always done.’ When they’d ask me, ‘How’s your sobriety going?’ I would say, ‘Great!’ because if you look up the word ‘sobriety’ in the dictionary, it’s not ‘not drinking,’ it’s that you’re under control of your life.”
Fat Mike and Eric Melvin of NOFX performing at Riot Fest 2024 in Chicago.
(Craig Cummins)
Burkett doesn’t see his drug use as a problem and believes that he’s as healthy as he’s ever been thanks to moderation and exercise (he’s particularly fond of riding his bicycle, which he says he does 20 to 30 miles per day). In fact, the NOFX ringleader says he “only uses drugs when [he’s] working” and believes that retiring from the band — and the preshow ritual of cocaine and vodka that he says he uses to balance his nerves and energize himself — will be good for his health.
To Burkett, the primary issue causing the familial drama within NOFX after all these years is a perceived lack of gratitude and respect he receives from his bandmates even when he feels as though he’s the one steering the ship.
It’s a situation where who’s “wrong” and who’s “right” likely doesn’t matter, as a resolution is unlikely to be found while they’re all stuck in a band together. Burkett and Melvin will always have their own versions of what’s transpired in recent years, with the other two members and the complicated truth all likely somewhere in the middle. But even amid their ongoing differences, Burkett admits it’s not as simple as just wanting to be thanked for being the primary songwriter or booking new opportunities. Instead, it’s a sense of boredom with playing the same shows and same material since he was a teenager. It’s not that the 57-year-old thinks he’s done writing songs or performing; he just wants new avenues in which to do them.
“I liken it to being a playwright who wrote a great play 40 years ago,“ says Burkett, who actually did write a musical called “Home Sweet Home” back in 2014. “I’m the playwright and the actor, and although the play is good and I’m a good actor, I’ve been acting in this f—ing play for 40 years. It’s been an absolute joy playing in a band with my best friends for 40 years, because all the dudes in my band are friends. They’re swell. They’re good dudes, but we’re not close like we used to be. Everyone’s got families and the things they’re doing now, so when we get together, it’s very professional.”
“We were just treading water, and we were doing fine, but it was nothing like this,” Burkett said. “We called it off at the right time, and when people tell me, ‘You’ll be back in five years…’ they can go f— themselves.”
(Jesse Fisher)
While some may look at the thousands of screaming fans showing up to each night of the farewell tour as proof that NOFX should continue — an idea that Melvin, Sandin and Abeyta are all open to — it also seems like the right time to call it quits before the members (again, particularly Melvin and Burkett, who haven’t spoken to each other in quite some time outside of band necessities) damage their relationship any further. Maybe they could’ve pushed on for another decade, but perhaps it’s better to go out with a bang and allow everyone to move on to the next stage of their lives before they melt down and fight each other onstage. After all, the reunion offers will most certainly be there if and when they’re ready.
As for the band returning in the near future, nothing is certain, but Burkett seems dedicated to keeping his word. Despite cracking jokes — at the expense of metal band Slayer — about a potential reunion at their penultimate tour stop at Riot Fest, he maintains that this is it for NOFX because “it’s so wonderful to have a beginning and an end.”
“I’ve never had my heart filled like it’s been on this tour — and our fan base is just incredible — but we had to stop,” Burkett says. “We were just treading water, and we were doing fine, but it was nothing like this. We called it off at the right time, and when people tell me, ‘You’ll be back in five years…’ they can go f— themselves. They don’t know me. People trust that I’m being honest in my life and in my lyrics, so how could I lie to our entire fan base and to everyone by telling them this is the last tour if it’s not? How could anyone do that? I can’t do it.”
Movie Reviews
Movie review: ‘Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass’ not quite ‘Wet Hot’ fun
Comedy is a matter of taste and preference — it’s a deeply personal thing. Which makes it hard for a critic to give a blanket assessment of a specific kind of comedy, especially if it didn’t work for them, but clearly worked for others (the laughter or lack thereof is the indication). “It’s not funny,” the critic says, “well I had fun,” someone else can reply, and then we’re at an impasse.
Which is the dilemma one finds oneself in with “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass,” a very strange and shaggy Hollywood satire of sorts from David Wain and The State crew, still riding the goodwill of “Wet Hot American Summer” after all these years. If only this were as funny.
“Gail Daughtry” lives in the same world as that iconic summer camp spoof, as well as Wain’s 2014 rom-com parody, “They Came Together,” in that he’s playing with genre convention and expectation, taking well-known norms to the goofiest extremes. But those films hewed more closely to their respective genres, while “Gail Daughtry” is totally scattered, combining crime and spy movie tropes with a fish-out-of-water comedy and a Hollywood send-up. It has far too many ideas for its own good, and yet no ideas that are good enough to sustain this bizarre curio of a comedy.
What’s ironic is that one of the problems driving this wacky plot forward is the characters have to come up with a movie idea to pitch to star Jon Hamm (playing himself of course), leading them to do some pretty inane and shockingly violent things. It’s almost as if Wain and co-writer and co-star Ken Marino had no idea for a movie, then baked their search for an idea into their script, and then turned it into a madcap adventure about a woman on a quest to have sex with Jon Hamm. What an ouroboros!
OK, about the sex quest. Gail Daughtry (Zoey Deutch) is a chipper hairdresser from Kansas born without the part of the brain that recognizes sarcasm or irony. She’s a cheerful, Pollyanna-ish naïf whose literal-mindedness is almost as extreme as Amelia Bedelia. Her childhood sweetheart and fiancé Tom (Michael Cassidy) is the same. She tells him about the concept of the “celebrity sex pass” as a joke, and he promptly boinks Jennifer Aniston at local book reading.
(Nitpicky aside: why didn’t they use the common nomenclature “hall pass”? Is it copyrighted? “Celebrity sex pass” is clunky and sounds like an off-brand version of the well-known slang.)
That infidelity crisis is how Gail ends up in Los Angeles determined to bang Hamm, collecting a motley crew of similarly clueless helpers along the way. There’s her best friend Otto (Miles Guttierez-Riley), her salon bestie; Caleb (Ben Wang), an overly ambitious intern at Creative Artists Agency; Vince (Marino), a screenwriter turned paparazzo with a heart of gold; and John Slattery, as John Slattery, down on his luck. An accidental briefcase swap has a pair of thugs on their tail, in a forgettable and underdeveloped B-plot.
With a parade of celebrity cameos and collaborators in bit parts, “Gail Daughtry” at times feels like an excuse for Wain and co. to make something at home with all of their friends. Fair enough, it’s great to see all these people employed, but what about what we’re watching? Behold, the Los Angeles of the middle-aged working comedian: the CAA lobby, the Chateau Marmont, Griffith Park, etc. And the plot is as half-baked as the pitch they present to Hamm.
What’s actually interesting about this comedy is the distinct streak of despair and even resentment that reveals itself at the climax, a feeling of helplessness and uselessness. Everyone’s been striving to make it in this crazy town: the intern, the actor, the paparazzo. But not even Jon Hamm can help them get a movie made; even he feels inherently powerless. There’s an unexplored anxiety vibrating there that feels the most thematically fruitful, about what it means, some 25 years after bursting onto the scene with a generation-defining comedy, about maintaining the work, the drive, a sense of purpose, after years of strikes, and in the face of a constricting industry. Do they still have it? Is the dream still alive?
Maybe that’s why Wain and Marino need to invent a dreamer stand-in with Gail, a guileless eternal optimist who knows nothing of the craven Los Angeles and accepts everything at face value (though she is filled with a scary bit of rage too). She might behave like she has a head injury, but she’s going to achieve her goal, dammit. “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” might not be as funny as “Wet Hot American Summer” (for this critic), but reframed, it serves as a fascinating status update on life in La La Land for this troupe.
‘Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass’
2 stars (out of 4)
MPA rating: R (for sexual content, violence/bloody images and language)
Running time: 1:33
How to watch: In theaters July 10
Entertainment
Emily Ratajkowski’s viral essay on sex life as a single mom scores her a seven-figure book deal
Emily Ratajkowski’s viral essay detailing her sex life as a single mom just landed her a seven-figure book deal.
According to Page Six, the model’s essay in the Cut had publishers champing at the bit in a 12-way bidding war that culminated in the hefty pay day. Editor Helen Rouner at Penguin Press — who also edited Lauren Christensen’s memoir “Firstborn” and Michael W. Clune’s novel “Pan” — reportedly landed the deal.
Penguin Press did not immediately respond to The Times’ request for comment Friday.
Publishers Marketplace announced the forthcoming memoir, describing it as “an examination of modern female identity through the story of the author’s own efforts as a newly single mother in New York City to discover what really constitutes a good life for a woman.”
The essay, which dropped a month ago and quickly broke the internet, drops the veil on EmRata’s sexual adventures (or maybe misadventures) since she and her former husband, Sebastian Bear-McClard, split in 2022.
“It was a violent transition into a new reality of screaming baby on my aching tit and ring on my swollen finger,” Ratajkowski writes of new motherhood. “And then, in a time period that felt both instant and excruciatingly slow, my marriage collapsed. Six months after my son was born, my husband and I stopped having sex. Less than a year later, we separated.”
In the missive, the model interrogates her sexuality — is she a Madonna or a whore? — while untangling bigger questions around gender, power and self-actualization. If Carrie Bradshaw wrote about “Sex and the City,” then Ratajkowski is writing about sex, the city and single motherhood. And naturally, her fleeting paramours have vague monikers: “Vegan Graffiti Artist,” “Spanish Gen-Zer” and “Son of a Billionaire.”
“And then there was the Elder Millennial: obsessed with dental hygiene, psychedelics, and dirty talk,” she writes. “He had approached the subject coyly at first, like it was something he was kind of embarrassed about — the way a kid will test you to see if you’ll talk to them about their dorky obsession of the moment. Do you like Godzilla? What about Star Wars?”
Would-be sleuths with Ratajkowski’s essay and a gossip rag handy will have their work cut out for them.
This will be Ratajkowski’s second book. The first, “My Body,” dropped in 2021 and was a bestselling collection of essays exploring gender, power dynamics, sexuality and the commodification of female beauty in the modeling and entertainment industries.
Ratajkowski’s foray into the spotlight came more than a decade ago when Robin Thicke’s controversial “Blurred Lines” music video made the model an overnight star. She was cast in David Fincher’s adaptation of “Gone Girl,” which hit theaters the following year, and catapulted to top fashion runways — Marc Jacobs, Versace, Victoria’s Secret and Dolce & Gabbana, to name a few. She she’s been romantically linked to Harry Styles, Eric Andre, Shaboozey, Brad Pitt and Pete Davidson, among others.
In 2023, she moonlighted as the host of the “High Low With EmRata” podcast, where she interviewed sex workers, investigated ethical nonmonogamy and pondered the etymology of the word “toxic.” The same year, she told The Times that she was coming into herself post-divorce, “Being able to assert what I want — that feels like it just started: My life as a creator and not as a muse.”
Movie Reviews
‘Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass’ Review: We’re Off to Hump the Wizard
Wainheads will be delighted to see his alums in cameos: Kerri Kenney-Silver, Michael Ian Black, Thomas Lennon, and supporting roles for Zickel and Truglio. A large portion of the cast are his homies. But with Deutch, Gutierrez-Riley, Wang, Slattery, Impacciatore, and yes, Hamm, it’s as if they’re being inducted into a new mad family. Wain and Marino are basically catching Pokémon and hoping they can hold onto the roster (by that logic, yes, Paul Rudd is a legendary Pokémon). The film is anchored by Zoey — everything everywhere all this summer with Voicemails From Isabelle to Minions & Monsters — Deutch in the Dorothy Gale role, exuding a high level of perkiness consistent with the character’s can-do, wide-eyed, midwestern charm and heart.
A major standout, Ben Wang finally gets to show off his comedic abilities, portraying a self-assured, quick-witted agent who makes me laugh every time he reveals his sheltered upbringing in snappy whines at every inconvenience. Sabrina Impacciatore, who has proven to be a comedic juggernaut in The Paper, is having so much fun hamming it up as the mob boss-esque wicked witch counterpart, torturing her henchmen and deliciously chewing up the scenery whenever onscreen. I don’t think they use her to the height of her comedic prowess, but she’s a delight nonetheless. John Slattery is the film’s comedic MVP. The way the writers use his over-the-top character for comedy is downright hilarious every time. They use him as either a punchline or a force of nature, and he’s great. This movie is like Mad Men propaganda, and by God, it works. As someone who’s never seen it, Gail allowed me a better appreciation for Slattery and Hamm.
Man, we don’t deserve Jon Hamm. This is the second time I’ve seen him play a silly, fictionalized version of himself this year (the other being the SXSW crowd-pleasing rom-com Wishful Thinking, which Gail distributor Sony Pictures Classics acquired), and he also voice-acted in his comedic Mayor Jerry role in Hoppers. Maybe working with Wain in 2007’s The Ten was the canon event, but I consider his weird little sex scene with Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids his awakening. Since then, I’ve only seen him as unserious, and it’s delightful. Oz-like in appearance, he’s funny and befitting the film’s overall light, joyful nature.
LAST STATEMENT
Ultimately, Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass is a campy, delightful romp that succeeds as both a distinctive Hollywood‑centric riff and a Wizard of Oz reimagining, retaining a loving, twisted, demented charm. It’s a weird description, but it’s so high‑spirited and light‑hearted despite being strangely ultraviolent. It might as well be a live‑action episode of Smiling Friends (RIP), yet it’s everything the theatrical market needs today. Ten years ago, this would’ve been a studio production rather than an indie Sundance acquisition, but thank God it exists for the big screen. More absurdist Gail Daughtrys for cinemas (not streaming), please, because this is the most fun to be had in a theater all summer, if not the year thus far.
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