REMEMBER THE MAINE!

By some means this evolves into our Canine Buffet canine treats being on sale.

Have been you even conscious of the Maine Compromise of 1850? Or was it the Treaty of Ghent? Versailles? The Second Council of Lyon? Sturgis? The First Council of Nicasia? Assist a man whose nervous system is reeling from ingesting a bottle and a half of straight blue Curaçao in underneath an hour.

Certain, it was known as “The Missouri Compromise” although Maine had been a “Factor” for over 250 years. That is why EVERY SINGLE MAINER won’t ever willingly drive, fly, boat, jet pack, swim, stroll, air balloon, jog, pack horse, drive cattle, streak, or in any other case cross over Missouri territory.

Maine was thrown a sop when the nation was beseeched to “REMEMBER THE MAINE! TO HELL WITH SPAIN!” in 1898. However I’d actually relatively keep in mind Spain with its pretty oranges and Flamenco music than tolerate the St. Louis Cardinals, Deep Dish Pizza, get a Brazilian Wax Job, or drink one other Budweiser on prime of all that Curaçao. Actually, the one issues I can tolerate from Missouri is the battleship and the flicks “Roadhouse” and “Ready for Guffman.”

ANYWAY…..

These Canine Buffets comprise nothing from Missouri. Not even the glue that attaches the labels. Not even the labels themselves. These treats weren’t trucked or flown by means of Missouri as a result of that’s what I demand of our canine deal with suppliers.

ATTENTION! THE ONLY FACT OF THE NEWSLETTER IS COMING UP!

Jest lookit what every bg accommodates:*
(3) Pig Ears @ $3/ea = $9.00
(2) Duck Toes @ $1.75/ea = $3.50
(6) 6″ Bully Sticks @ $6.25/ea = $37.50
(1) Beef Tendon = Priceless
(1) Esophagus = Timeless
* Your mileage might differ.
Whole Worth = $32,571,890,752.76

ALL CANINE BUFFETS NOW ONLY $17.75
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