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North Dakota’s fun, little, hazing ritual
Ok, Mother Nature … hahaha … I get it … very funny.
So, as we were on the glidepath towards this past weekend, I had a few people come to me with the, “Say, buddy, you’re getting ready to see a REAL North Dakota blast of arctic cold,” and, “Just wait’ll you see THIS,” type of deal. I reminded them that I actually got here in early February of last year, but, to-no-avail. The “wintercast warnings” were ON!
So, having gotten out of the shower and insufficiently dried my beard before traipsing outside on Saturday, Florida-Man was not prepared for the immediate freezing sensation and the brittleness of my facial hair in-light of the minus-29 degree temperatures between The Studio and my garage.
Sometimes, “WOW!” just doesn’t quite cover it.
In any event, I weathered the weekend and am better for it, but it made me realize just how tough people up here are (again) and — in so many ways — now I’m better-prepared for the next one. Y’all warned me, and I didn’t necessarily listen (otherwise I would have dried my beard better), so yes the joke’s on me.
Down home, we just stay inside when it’s miserably hot and I suppose everybody does the same thing here but in reverse; it’s literally the “polar opposite.” The difference is that being outside during inclement weather up here actually HURTS, and even though the little freezing-cold-emoji guy on my phone has made numerous appearances the last 72 hours from friends down South it’s not necessarily that comical when you’re in the middle of it.
Truth-be-told, I was impressed. I think last February it got down into the negative-teens, but negative-50s with the wind-chill factor was a special kind of breeze and a different breed of cat. What’s also funny is how it seems to help y’all bond with one-another and you don’t understand or appreciate it (as an outsider) until you go through it. Don’t get me wrong, we do the same things down home and until a northerner experiences their first 95/95 day (95 degrees, 95% humidity), they don’t truly understand, either.
I was reminded of a joke they told back in the late-1980s down in Miami after we got My Beloved Marlins franchise and they were trying to decide on a name. One radio station had this bit where they said the team should be called “The Humidity,” because then — in June — people could say, “Yeah it’s not the (Miami) Heat that’s so bad …” you get the rest.
So, this weekend was just another event that is bringing me closer into compliance with my new neighbors, and I’m happy to have gone through it. There will certainly be many more where that came from, and I look forward to the future challenge(s).
It also got me to thinking: It really just briefly slows you people down, doesn’t it? I must have heard the word “hunker” about 15 times between last Thursday and yesterday, so everybody kinda gets into that mindset. I have to admit it threw a spanner into the sports-works for me — and I never appreciate that — and my sports-world stopped turning for a bit. But, hey, we’re back at it now and there’s a ton of stuff that has to be accomplished as a result.
Keep your heads on swivels, folks, because the next month is gonna be busy and we’re doing our best to touch all the bases on the way through it. Also, I wanna thank the athletic directors, players, coaches and fans who have been sending us photos of the scorebooks from games over the last few weeks; it really helps us and ensures the athletes get their names in the paper and they receive the credit they deserve for all their hard work and efforts. Teamwork is dreamwork, as far as I’m concerned, and y’all are great teammates.
With a slight hiccup over the weekend, we will have even more to get caught up on so bear with us and we will get it all done as best we can.
In any event, it was an interesting experience and North Dakota’s little hazing ritual was enlightening to say the least. If you saw my calendar on the fridge you’d understand just how many events we’re looking at for the next month and a half, so I would appreciate it if Mother Nature would give it a rest for a little while. Scheduling is half the battle for us in sports and (driving) distance does NOT make the heart grow fonder, I can assure you that.
Gaylon is a sportswriter originally from Florida, and his columns generally appear on Mondays. He can be reached at
gparker@thedickinsonpress.com
and/or 701-456-1213.
Gaylon is a sportswriter from Jensen Beach, Fla., but has lived all over the world. Growing up with an athletic background gave him a love of sports that led to a journalism career in such places as Enid, Okla., Alamogordo, N.M., Pascagoula, Miss. and Viera, Fla. since 1998. His main passion is small-town community sports, particularly baseball and soccer.
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Scientists discover ancient river-dwelling mosasaur in North Dakota
Some 66 million years ago, a city bus-sized terrifying predator prowled a prehistoric river in what is now North Dakota.
This finding is based on the analysis of a single mosasaur tooth conducted by an international team of researchers from the United States, Sweden, and the Netherlands.
The tooth came from a prognathodontine mosasaur — a reptile reaching up to 11 meters long. This makes it an apex predator on par with the largest killer whales.
It shows that massive mosasaurs successfully adapted to life in rivers right up until their extinction.
Isotope analysis
Dating from 98 to 66 million years ago, abundant mosasaur fossils have been uncovered in marine deposits across North America, Europe, and Africa.
However, these marine reptile fossils have been rarely found in North Dakota before.
In this new study, the large mosasaur tooth was unearthed in a fluvial deposit (river sediment) in North Dakota.
Its neighbors in the dirt were just as compelling: a tooth from a Tyrannosaurus rex and a crocodylian jawbone. Interestingly, all these fossilized remains came from a similar age, around 66 million years old.
This unusual gathering — sea monster, land dinosaur, and river croc — raised an intriguing question: If the mosasaur was a sea creature, how did its remains end up in an inland river?
The answer lay in the chemistry of the tooth enamel. Using advanced isotope analysis at the Vrije Universiteit in Amsterdam, the team compared the chemical composition of the mosasaur tooth with its neighbors.
The key was the ratio of oxygen isotopes.
The mosasaur teeth contained a higher proportion of the lighter oxygen isotope than is typical for mosasaurs living in saltwater. This specific isotopic signature, along with the strontium isotope ratio, strongly suggests that the mosasaur lived in a freshwater habitat.
Analysis also revealed that the mosasaur did not dive as deep as many of its marine relatives and may have fed on unusual prey, such as drowned dinosaurs.
The isotope signatures indicated that this mosasaur had inhabited this freshwater riverine environment. When we looked at two additional mosasaur teeth found nearby, slightly older sites in North Dakota, we saw similar freshwater signatures. These analyses show that mosasaurs lived in riverine environments in the final million years before going extinct,” explained Melanie During, the study author.
Transformation of the Seaway
The adaptation occurred during the final million years of the Cretaceous period.
It is hypothesized that the mosasaurs were adapting to an enormous environmental shift in the Western Interior Seaway, the vast inland sea that once divided North America.
Increased freshwater influx gradually transformed the ancient sea from saltwater to brackish water, and finally to mostly freshwater, similar to the modern Gulf of Bothnia.
The researchers hypothesize that this change led to the formation of a halocline: a structure where a lighter layer of freshwater rested atop heavier saltwater. The findings of the isotope analyses directly support this theory.
The analyzed mosasaur teeth belong to individuals who successfully adapted to the shifting environments.
This transition from marine to freshwater habitats (reverse adaptation) is considered less complex than the opposite shift and is not unique among large predators.
Modern parallels include river dolphins, which evolved from marine ancestors but now thrive in freshwater, and the estuarine crocodile, which moves freely between freshwater rivers and the open sea for hunting.
Findings were published in the journal BMC Zoology on December 11.
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HORACE, N.D. — A 64-year-old woman was found dead after a residential fire south of Horace on Tuesday evening, Dec. 9, according to a release from the Cass County Sheriff’s Office.
Authorities said the homeowner returned shortly before 7 p.m. and found the house filled with smoke. The Cass County Sheriff’s Office, Southern Valley Fire & Rescue, the West Fargo Fire Department, the North Dakota Highway Patrol and Sanford Ambulance responded.
Fire crews contained the blaze, and most of the damage appeared to be inside the structure, the release said. The woman’s name has not been released.
The cause of the fire remains under investigation.
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