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My Secret Santa Movie Review: Netflix’s Christmas Comedy Tries to Channel Mrs. Doubtfire

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My Secret Santa. Alexandra Breckenridge as Taylor in My Secret Santa. Cr. Diyah Pera/Netflix ©2025

It’s been a surprisingly solid start for the Netflix-Mas Movies of 2025! So far, we’ve reviewed the 3 big Christmas releases – Alicia Silverstone in A Merry Little Ex-Mas, Minka Kelly in Champagne Problems, & Olivia Holt in Jingle Bell Heist – with positive results above expectations. Each week, the movies have been better than the last, with Jingle Bell Heist currently holding our #1 spot for the holiday season. With only one film left (I don’t think Kate Winslet’s Goodbye June really belongs in this category), can this week’s entry grab the top spot?

From producer Howard Braunstein & Netflix Studios, My Secret Santa is the latest holiday romantic comedy from director Mike Rohl, the filmmaker behind all 3 Princess Switch movies for the streamer over the last decade. The film is co-written by Falling For Christmas scribe Ron Oliver & screenwriter of several TV/Streaming holiday movies Carley Smale (Snowed-Inn Christmas, Yes Chef Christmas). 

Now, I’ve watched my fair share of Netflix holiday films over the past several years since I started with The Christmas Chronicles in 2018. Some with big stars that are good (Jingle Jangle, The first Christmas Chronicles), some with big stars that aren’t so good (Best. Christmas. Ever! is an abomination), and every range of star & quality in-between. But I don’t think I’ve watched anything truly close to My Secret Santa.

The world the film lives in seems unlike anything I’ve encountered in real life. A “Mad Libs” or word salad of things that sound rom-com or Christmas-related, but don’t entirely sound like the way they would in our reality. 

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My Secret Santa. (L to R) Alexandra Breckenridge as Taylor and Ryan Eggold as Matthew in My Secret Santa. Cr. Diyah Pera/Netflix ©2025

A single mother, Taylor Jacobsen (Virgin River star Alexandra Breckenridge), loses her job as a Christmas cookie factory worker of some variety due to downsizing from society’s loss of interest in store-bought holiday cookies. She is immediately behind in her rent and can’t afford the supposedly prestigious snowboarding academy that her daughter got into without her knowledge. While looking for jobs, she realizes that she can get 50% off tuition if she works at the ski hotel/resort at which the snowboarding academy will teach her daughter. Once there, she finds out that the only open position at the ski hotel/resort is that of a Santa Claus who magically gets paid 2k a week if memory serves. Naturally, she turns to her brother, a costume creator/makeup artist, to create a convincing Santa look & suit to land her the job she so desperately needs. Sounds reasonable, right? No? I agree, but let’s continue.

After she lands the job under an absurd fake name and her REAL SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, she enrolls her daughter into the academy and everything is just fine, paid up, and rolling right along (don’t think at all about how the job got her 50% off when she’s under an assumed name that isn’t known to be a relative of her daughter at all … DON’T DO IT!). But there is one more catch: she meets an attractive man named Matthew (“New Amsterdam” star Ryan Eggold) in a record shop who knows her former band and recognizes her as the lead singer; he wants to go on a date with her and pursues her over many attempts, but there’s an issue – he’s the son of the ski hotel/resort owner and her new boss! Taylor must figure out how she can have it all and make it to Christmas without anyone being the wiser. 

Now, setting aside the largely preposterous and logically wrongfooted framework of the first 30-40 minutes AND the Santa voice that Taylor uses that can only be described as Amanda Bynes in She’s The Man level of bad (a movie Alexandra Breckenridge is in btw) AND the miscasting of Eggold if he’s supposed to be a rich guy screw-up on a tabloid level, the movie does switch to a more interesting, heartfelt level as the story progresses. After Taylor as Santa almost gets fired for poor performance and has a heart-to-heart with her daughter to find out what she really wants for Christmas, she comes around to being an almost therapeutic version of Santa with kids and adults finding comfort in letting young kids express their true feelings at a vulnerable time of year. Taylor, as Santa, also finds time to dig deep on the emotional state of her daughter’s bully and give a spiritual lift to the community as a whole, even when they find out the truth. 

The creators also try their best attempt at recreating the magic of the restaurant scene at the end of Mrs. Doubtfire, which, as a massive fan of that film, I felt mixed emotions; an homage of a classic with a reasonably funny shot of the painted toenails of a woman and Santa boots as the sounds of thrusting come from a Men’s room bathroom will probably work for most people, but I may be too close to it to verify. 

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My Secret Santa. (L to R) Ryan Eggold as Matthew and Alexandra Breckenridge as Santa Claus in My Secret Santa. Cr. Diyah Pera/Netflix ©2025

All in all, you can tell that fun was had making this film; maybe not on the days when Breckenridge has to be in prosthetic makeup for a few hours, but definitely while creating some of the wildly absurd things that occur in the film. The script is the letdown here, as it feels more like an AI fever dream than any fault of its lead actors. My gift to everyone involved will be my lack of commentary on the “musical performances” in the movie or the liberal use of “punk rock”. Merry Christmas to all involved. 

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Maybe I’m not used to the “of course it’s insane, it’s a Christmas movie” level of holiday film or maybe I like a semblance of realism in a non-fantastical version of a Christmas story, but after 3 straight quality Netflix Christmas films, unfortunately My Secret Santa should have stayed a secret, long buried where put the ark of the Covenant perhaps. This one didn’t work for me, which of course means it will be as big as Hot Frosty or any other illogical, zeitgeist-crossing megahit that Netflix will produce this time of year. 


Watch My Secret Santa If You Liked

  • Falling For Christmas
  • The Princess Switch Trilogy
  • Virgin River
  • New Amsterdam

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Ryan Eggold as Matthew

While I REALLY know that I should give this to Breckenridge for the effort alone of donning the prosthetics & the costumes, I cannot give anything to the voice of Santa that just took me out of the movie entirely. 

For me, even in all the noise, Ryan Eggold just has such a warm, hug-type of presence in the film that makes him pop in every scene he’s in. He felt like a man in a Christmas movie as a bearded, kind-hearted soul who just wants to do better and be with someone who’s good and good for him. Eggold’s fine features and captivating smile made him too easy a casting, especially since he does not seem like an irresponsible trust-fund man-child in the slightest. 

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★★☆☆☆

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One of the classic “this only gets made or even remotely makes sense because it’s a Christmas movie” premises that does not live up to the label as a “modern, merry Mrs. Doubtfire”. 

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‘Thrash’ Review: It’s Netflix and Chomp, as Phoebe Dynevor Stars in a Familiar but Gruesomely Competent Shark Thriller

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‘Thrash’ Review: It’s Netflix and Chomp, as Phoebe Dynevor Stars in a Familiar but Gruesomely Competent Shark Thriller

“Thrash,” like just about every shark thriller, has a grade-Z son-of-“Jaws” quality. (The one exception: the ingenious “Open Water.”) Everything in the movie, from the chomping shark attacks that splash up the waves with Hawaiian Punch foam to the way a humongous great white meets her fate at the end, takes an obvious page from Steven Spielberg’s gambits and techniques. But shark movies, because of that derivative quality (and because the directors are not Spielberg), often tend to be dreary and claustrophobic affairs. Whereas “Thrash” has a lively competence about it, a touch of fluid originality in the staging.

It’s set in the small town of Annieville, S.C., which in the first half hour gets subjected to a hurricane so intense it’s like a tsunami, bolstered by vintage stupido lines like, “If they ever considered creating a Category 6, this would be it. It’s a monster!” It’s all part of the film’s environmental message (the storm starts off as a Category 2 until it hits record-temperature warm waters off the coast). But once Hurricane Henry floods the town, the film’s writer-director, Tommy Wirkola, turns a submerged neighborhood block into a kind of water-world stage set, like a giant pond with the top halves of houses poking out the top. They’re places of refuge, only they keep shifting and collapsing.

The storm has brought with it a school of bull sharks, who are smaller and faster than great whites, but just as ravenous. The movie wastes no time delivering the gory goods, which are served up for our delectation like the killings in a slasher movie. If fear was once the pulse of a shark thriller, now it’s voyeurism — our chance to feast on what it looks like when a shark feasts. In this case, though, only the unappealing characters get eaten. That’s part of the lip-smacking quality of it all — the idea that certain movie characters deserve to have their limbs bitten off. 

Of the ones in “Thrash” who don’t, the most original character is Lisa (played by Phoebe Dynevor, from “Fair Play”), not because there’s anything complex in how she’s drawn, but because she’s pregnant — as in not just about to have a baby, but she’s going to have it during the movie, as she struggles to wriggle away from the sharks. That sounds precarious, and is, but once her infant son has popped out, talk about providing someone with motivation to take on nature’s predators. She’s assisted by Dakota (Whitney Peak), the film’s other, younger heroine, who at one point makes her way over a floating rooftop and rickety branches, improvising the acrobatics of survival. Dakota, whose mother recently died, is being raised by her marine-biologist uncle, played by Djimon Hounsou as the film’s token scientist-philosopher of disaster.

Wirkola, who’s Norwegian, has written a bare-bones script, but he knows how to play with space. He stages an encounter in which Ron (Stacy Clausen), a teenage okie foster child, is swimming around in a basement, with that great white on his tail, and the sequence has a delectably flowing sense of danger.

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Mostly, though, we’re watching the kills come right on cue. This is a Netflix and Chomp movie, just 80 minutes long (if you don’t count the closing credits), and the compact run time does more than keep “Thrash” from wearing out its welcome. It’s part of the film’s lean-and-mean structural unity — the way it treats an entire underwater street and its houses like the shark boat in the last act of “Jaws,” as a safety zone that’s rapidly disintegrating. Ron and his two siblings have been living with foster parents who are government-sponging creeps (they eat steak in the basement while tossing their meal-ticket kids packages of Wonder Bread), and when Bob (Josh McConville), the loathsome father, gets what’s coming to him, it’s not scary — it’s closer to mutilation porn. He’s the steak, there to sate our hunger.

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Movie Review: ‘Faces of Death’

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The Video Age was an amazing boost to the film industry. Not only did it open up a whole new marketplace for studios to sell successful films too, it also became a secondary outlet to eventually recoup losses if a film performed poorly in theaters. It even opened up some films to a wider audience.Most Mom and Pop stores didn’t care that you weren’t seventeen and would rent you anything on their shelves, outside of those tapes behind the saloon doors in the back corner (from an industry that, let’s face it, probably profited more than any others since you no longer had to go to a gross and grimy theater), because every rental simply meant profit.This era also expanded an already moderately active subculture: The Cult Film. Some of those movies that didn’t do well in the theaters caught on with the rental audiences, and so did some that you might not have heard about until you stepped into the store that day. Video also helped bring into your home those movies you only heard about as being shown in midnight screenings in larger cities.There were also those that somehow became legendary through rumor. Movies whispered about in school halls or at recess. Movies that someone’s brother/cousin/friend-of-a-friend had seen at a sleepover. Movies so taboo that you’d be grounded for life if your parents found out you’d watched them. One of the most legendary of these was Faces of Death.A documentary supposedly featuring footage of real deaths, it was the king of the no-no videos, going well beyond anything else on the Video Nasties list. Though later debunked as containing faked scenes, it still holds a solid spot in the pantheon of Cult Cinema. This being the 21st century, where any past property is fair game, we of course now have a meta-reimagining also titled Faces of Death.Margot (Barbie Ferreira) works for Kino, an app similar to TikTok, as a content moderator. Every day she sits at her computer, watches the first moments of a video submitted for review and decides if it violates company standards or can stay on the platform.Margot has personal reasons for doing this, having gone horribly viral in a video, and she wants to make sure the internet is a safer place. When a series of videos come across her desk featuring deaths that look too real, she tries to get her boss, Josh (Jermaine Fowler), to go further than simply banning them, but he refuses. Since no one will listen to her, she violates the terms of the company’s NDA and begins investigating them in her free time.During her investigation, she discovers the existence of a movie called Faces of Death, and her horror-loving roommate, Ryan (Aaron Holliday), happens to have a copy. It turns out that someone is recreating scenes from the video, using the voiceover from the movie and possibly performing actual murders. That someone is Arthur (Dacre Montgomery), and Margot’s investigating puts her directly in his crosshairs.If you’re going to do anything modern with the rights to the original Faces of Death, this is definitely the direction to go. The film is a creative look into the desensitized modern screen culture and the Insta-fame of influencers. Director Daniel Goldhaber and his co-writer Isa Mazzei, who together in the same capacities brought us the excellent Netflix film Cam, have created an interesting and surprisingly entertaining treatise on the extremes that current society can make a person go to, similar to the message behind their other film How to Blow Up a Pipeline.While based on such a grotesquery as Faces of Death, Goldhaber has decided to hold back on the gore created for this version. There’s still a good amount of blood, but not as much as you might expect from something carrying this brand.Instead, the film’s more of a psychological cat-and-mouse thriller, where the emphasis is put on Margot’s investigation. Yes, through that we get to see not only Arthur’s recreations but also clips from the original video, but the filmmakers graciously curb the content shown. Plus, the slightly grainy look and the subdued lighting the Goldhaber gives to the film helps make it feel like a videotape from the 1980s, dipping us deeper into the intended effect I believe he is going for, here.Ferreira makes for an interesting choice for a Final Girl. While she’s a beautiful woman, she’s not the person would typically get hired for this role being that she’s also plus sized. This makes her more relatable than your usual Hollywood beauty. She’s not Jamie Lee or Neve, she’s you and me, and that makes the situation she finds herself in even more frightening.Montgomery is well cast as Arthur, too. He has the ability to put on this nerdy kind of public face, but his private persona is much more dangerous and off kilter. I look forward to viewing this where I can pause and see what videotape titles the filmmakers decided to put on the bookcase/door to his secret studio to see if that gives even more insight into Arthur’s mental state.While it didn’t blow me away, I really had no idea what to expect from Faces of Death. So, therefore, I can honestly say that my expectations were exceeded.

The Video Age was an amazing boost to the film industry. Not only did it open up a whole new marketplace for studios to sell successful films too, it also became a secondary outlet to eventually recoup losses if a film performed poorly in theaters. It even opened up some films to a wider audience.

Most Mom and Pop stores didn’t care that you weren’t seventeen and would rent you anything on their shelves, outside of those tapes behind the saloon doors in the back corner (from an industry that, let’s face it, probably profited more than any others since you no longer had to go to a gross and grimy theater), because every rental simply meant profit.

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This era also expanded an already moderately active subculture: The Cult Film. Some of those movies that didn’t do well in the theaters caught on with the rental audiences, and so did some that you might not have heard about until you stepped into the store that day. Video also helped bring into your home those movies you only heard about as being shown in midnight screenings in larger cities.

There were also those that somehow became legendary through rumor. Movies whispered about in school halls or at recess. Movies that someone’s brother/cousin/friend-of-a-friend had seen at a sleepover. Movies so taboo that you’d be grounded for life if your parents found out you’d watched them. One of the most legendary of these was Faces of Death.

A documentary supposedly featuring footage of real deaths, it was the king of the no-no videos, going well beyond anything else on the Video Nasties list. Though later debunked as containing faked scenes, it still holds a solid spot in the pantheon of Cult Cinema. This being the 21st century, where any past property is fair game, we of course now have a meta-reimagining also titled Faces of Death.

Margot (Barbie Ferreira) works for Kino, an app similar to TikTok, as a content moderator. Every day she sits at her computer, watches the first moments of a video submitted for review and decides if it violates company standards or can stay on the platform.

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Margot has personal reasons for doing this, having gone horribly viral in a video, and she wants to make sure the internet is a safer place. When a series of videos come across her desk featuring deaths that look too real, she tries to get her boss, Josh (Jermaine Fowler), to go further than simply banning them, but he refuses. Since no one will listen to her, she violates the terms of the company’s NDA and begins investigating them in her free time.

During her investigation, she discovers the existence of a movie called Faces of Death, and her horror-loving roommate, Ryan (Aaron Holliday), happens to have a copy. It turns out that someone is recreating scenes from the video, using the voiceover from the movie and possibly performing actual murders. That someone is Arthur (Dacre Montgomery), and Margot’s investigating puts her directly in his crosshairs.

If you’re going to do anything modern with the rights to the original Faces of Death, this is definitely the direction to go. The film is a creative look into the desensitized modern screen culture and the Insta-fame of influencers. Director Daniel Goldhaber and his co-writer Isa Mazzei, who together in the same capacities brought us the excellent Netflix film Cam, have created an interesting and surprisingly entertaining treatise on the extremes that current society can make a person go to, similar to the message behind their other film How to Blow Up a Pipeline.

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While based on such a grotesquery as Faces of Death, Goldhaber has decided to hold back on the gore created for this version. There’s still a good amount of blood, but not as much as you might expect from something carrying this brand.

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Instead, the film’s more of a psychological cat-and-mouse thriller, where the emphasis is put on Margot’s investigation. Yes, through that we get to see not only Arthur’s recreations but also clips from the original video, but the filmmakers graciously curb the content shown. Plus, the slightly grainy look and the subdued lighting the Goldhaber gives to the film helps make it feel like a videotape from the 1980s, dipping us deeper into the intended effect I believe he is going for, here.

Ferreira makes for an interesting choice for a Final Girl. While she’s a beautiful woman, she’s not the person would typically get hired for this role being that she’s also plus sized. This makes her more relatable than your usual Hollywood beauty. She’s not Jamie Lee or Neve, she’s you and me, and that makes the situation she finds herself in even more frightening.

Montgomery is well cast as Arthur, too. He has the ability to put on this nerdy kind of public face, but his private persona is much more dangerous and off kilter. I look forward to viewing this where I can pause and see what videotape titles the filmmakers decided to put on the bookcase/door to his secret studio to see if that gives even more insight into Arthur’s mental state.

While it didn’t blow me away, I really had no idea what to expect from Faces of Death. So, therefore, I can honestly say that my expectations were exceeded.

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BAFTA Film Awards Review of Tourette’s Fiasco Finds “Weaknesses” in Planning and Crisis Procedures, But No “Malicious Intent”

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An independent review of the BAFTA Film Awards has found a “number of structural weaknesses” in planning, escalation procedures, and crisis coordination before John Davidson‘s Tourette’s outburst.

Davidson, an executive producer on the BAFTA-winning I Swear, dominated headlines for weeks after involuntarily shouting the n-word as Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo presented the award for best visual effects at the 79th British Academy Film Awards on Feb. 22.

The BBC has had its own questions to answer after airing the slur despite the two-hour tape delay, and just this week also ruled the incident a breach of the broadcaster’s editorial standards. Chief content officer Kate Phillips has maintained the breach was “not intentional,” though former director-general Tim Davie was unable to say why the ceremony remained available to stream on BBC iPlayer 15 hours after the event.

On Friday, a review commissioned by the BAFTA board and carried out by RISE Associates concluded its findings on what happened and what must change. Sent to The Hollywood Reporter, the review identified “a number of structural weaknesses” across the British Academy’s planning and crisis management.

“However,” said a note from the BAFTA board, “it did not find evidence of malicious intent on the part of those involved in delivering the event. We accept its conclusions in full.”

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The board continued: “We apologize unreservedly to the Black community, for whom the racist language used carries real pain, brutality, and trauma; to the disability community, including people with Tourette Syndrome, for whom this incident has led to unfair judgement, stigma, and distress; and to all our members, guests at the ceremony and those watching at home. What was supposed to be a moment of celebration was diminished and overshadowed.”

The statement added: “We have written to those directly impacted on the night to apologize.”

The review is clear that while it is “not a failure of intent,” BAFTA’s planning and processes “have not kept pace with its diversity and inclusion goals.” The board also admits they did not “adequately anticipate or fully prepare for the impact of such an incident in a live event environment and as a result our duty of care to everyone at the ceremony and watching at home fell short.”

Work is already underway to address the specific areas of improvement recommended in the review to reduce the risk of this happening again. This includes improving the escalation process and the chain of information sharing around BAFTA Awards ceremonies, strengthening how they plan for and deliver access, inclusion, and support at their events, and addressing any internal cultural gaps or lack of knowledge that “may prevent BAFTA from meeting its commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion across all our work.”

The BBC, too, has vowed to learn from their mistakes and prevent history from repeating itself. The corporation has set out measures to improve event planning, live production, and the iPlayer takedown processes.

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The backlash from the incident lasted weeks. Davidson claimed he was “deeply mortified” if anyone thought his tics were “intentional.” It became a topic of discussion at the NAACP Image Awards, as well as the subject of a bad-taste SNL sketch that had The Hollywood Reporter asking: Is there a U.S.-U.K. gap on Tourette’s education?

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