1984 Movie Reviews – Dreamscape, Sheena, Tightrope, and The Woman in Red | The Nerdy

Welcome to an exciting year-long project here at The Nerdy. 1984 was an exciting year for films giving us a lot of films that would go on to be beloved favorites and cult classics. Imagine a world where This is Spinal Tap and Repo Man hit theaters on the same day. That is the world of 1984.

We’re going to pick and choose which movies we hit, but right now the list stands at nearly three dozen.

Yes, we’re insane, but 1984 was that great of a year for film.

The articles will come out on the same day the films hit theaters in 1984 so that it is their true 40th anniversaries. All films are also watched again for the purposes of these reviews and are not being done from memory.

This time around it’s August 10, 1984, and we’re off to see Dreamscape, Sheena, Tightrope, and The Woman in Red.

Dreamscape

It seems in the 1980s, everyone has super mental powers and the government wanted to use them for black ops.

Dreamscape follows Alex Gardner (Dennis Quaid) as he is pulled back into a program to study his psychic abilities. This time it’s to see if he can enter people’s dreams and help them get through phobias and cure them of sleep issues. What he doesn’t know is that certain operatives in the government want someone in this program to assassinate the President of the United States via a recurring nightmare he has of nuclear war.

Dreamscape isn’t a bad movie, but it somehow came off feeling a bit too much like Firestarter.

I also want to know how Kate Capshaw is in her third movie in four months! We’ve seen here in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom in May, and Best Defense in July, and here she is back as Jane, Alex’s love interest. Kudos to her for working 1984 like she owned it.

And speaking of Jane, there is one scene that was definitely an issue for me. Alex enters her dreams and makes out with her there. When she wakes up she figures it out and gets made at him for about a total of 20 seconds before she decides she’s in love with him. To say it felt a bit rapey would be an understatement.

It’s an entertaining enough movie, but nothing spectacular, and an easy one to skip. Especially due to the dream intrusion scene.

Sheena

Imagine Tarzan, but with breasts.

Sheena had existed as a comic book character since the late 1930s, and it seemed inevitable somebody would one day turn it into a film. What we ended up with was an excuse for Tanya Roberts to be topless a couple of times while running around a movie with horrible special effects.

The back story of Sheena is quite similar to Tarzan, except that she is raised by a tribe in Africa as their savior from a prophecy. (At least they put the trope on Front Street) When Shaman is arrested for a crime she didn’t commit, Sheena kicks into action and ends up in a battle to save her people while falling in love with the first white man she has seen since she was a very small child.

The plot is nonsense, as is most of the acting. That being said, it is so beautifully shot that it’s hard to look away from it.

Sheena is a tough film to review. It’s not good to be sure, but it’s also not bad. It just simply exists. I’m not sure I have ever walked away from a film with such an absolute feeling of neutrality.

Tightrope

Clint Eastwood spent much of the 1970s and 80s being best-known for the Dirty Harry franchise of police films. In Tightrope he returns to playing a cop, but this time it is Det. Wes Block, a homicide detective with a complicated life that only sets out to become even more so.

Set in New Orleans, a series of murders of women has landed on Block’s desk. It takes him into the seedy underworld of the city filled with prostitutes, sex clubs, and every other form of debauchery. What you learn throughout the course of the film is that Block is not exactly opposed to indulging some of these vices throughout the course of his work, but it isn’t entirely clear if he hates himself for it.

Over the course of the film, the killer learns it’s Block hunting for him and uses his vices against him to raise the body count ever higher. This puts him in a  bad position because now everything could lead back to him as opposed to the actual killer.

Eastwood had become very one-note in this period of his career. The fact that he used another detective role to try to break out of that is intriguing because it works. While I have not seen all of his films, I would rate Tightrope as one of his best performances. This is a heavily flawed man that end of the day wants to do good, but he is also human. Alison Eastwood playing his daughter in the film also really helped to drive home the relationship with his children.

Tightrope isn’t for everyone, but it’s a tense thriller that kept me engaged throughout. This is an easy recommendation on multiple fronts.

The Woman in Red

There it is.

It seems in every batch of films I do there has to be one where I don’t root for any of the characters and I can’t even begin to fathom how anyone thought this movie would somehow be endearing.

Ted Pierce (Gene Wilder) is a married father of two children who works for the city of San Francisco. One day, he sees a beautiful woman—Charlotte (Kelly LeBrock)—walk across a vent and take the Marilyn Monroe dress scene a step further. He is immediately infatuated with her and sets about trying to cheat on his wife with her.

The rest of the film is about the insane lengths Ted goes to to try to get some time with Charlotte. First, he even has to officially meet her, and then he needs to try to convince her to sleep with him. He inevitably does meet her, and they’re just about to hit the sack when you learn, oh, oops, Charlotte is married as well, meaning that both of these people are horrible.

Even after everything that happens, Ted is immediately infatuated with another woman and looks set to go through the whole scenario once again.

There are two standouts in the film: Gilda Radner as Ms. Milner who does indeed want to sleep with Ted, and Charles Grodin as Buddy, Ted’s secretly gay friend. While it’s no surprise Radner is entertaining, I have never been a fan of Grodin. However, in this film he actually plays a fairly layered character while also having an immensely amusing slapstick scene where he pretends to be blind to amuse his friends.

The 1980s trend of unlikeable characters just doesn’t seem to end. This reminds me in a lot of ways of Blame It on Rio, and that’s mainly in the fact I can’t stand the leads, hate the premise, and both have Joseph Bologna as a co-star.

1984 Movie Reviews will return on August 24 with Cal, Love Streams, Old Enough, and Oxford Blues!