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Giants 7, Twins 1: Lack of basics, also ball talc
Short version: the Giants played better defense than the Twins and won. Also, Joe Ryan uses ball talc.
Mid-length version: semi-rookie Matt Wallner misplayed a first-inning ball, and Twins hitters swung at everything, and that 1-0 lead ballooned because “ballooned” is a verb, kind of.
And Joe Ryan uses ball talc.
Long version:
F**cking John Foley, who I have on good authority cannot even find his NERD GLASSES on his NERD FACE, wrote a thing about how Joe Ryan is UNDIFEEETABLE now, because eggheads gonna egghead, amirite?
Of course, this is why the eggheads are fulla beans. An early single by Giants player Jorge Soler was misplayed by Mr. Wallner, which was scored a triple, instead of a single + error. (IMO, almost EVERY triple should be scored “single + error,” or the very concepts of “triples” and “errors” have virtually no objective meaning whatsoever.)
And: per the postgame discussion on radio, Joe Ryan wouldn’t deny that this should have been scored an error, but postgame reporter people, do you really need to be asking a pitcher to “deny” these questions? I guess you do. I guess it gets Clicks.
Anyways, the Giants got more hits that fell into grass afterwards (it’s San Francisco, grass should be a local cultural plus, along with massive income inequality), and when the Twins swang mightily, the Giants played better defense, and, LOSE LOSE
(Also, Joe Ryan uses ball talc.)
Longest version:
I don’t care about recaps, only previews, and Friday Night TwinkieTown After Dark gamethreads (which, as of yet, haven’t died!)
Plus, new fill-in radio announcer Sean Arenson was talking so fast, I had a hard time following the game. (Per imakesandwichesforaliving, he’s a veteran St. Paul Saints announcer.)
Arenson has a LOVELY voice, and it’s perfect for baseball. But, too fast for me. And I’d been thinking DEEP THOUGHTS in my head about the state of stuff and other stuff. That’s just where my mind is!
So, too fast for me. But…
You can all do the thing where you link on this clicky thing for the score thing! It’s a boxscore! You can read boxscores! If you can’t read boxscores, listen to KFAN talk about how the Twins need more “will to win” and “clutch” and crap like that! Yell on gamethreads! Please not here! Not on Fridays, at any rate!
(And, please, don’t start crazy Giants/Dodgers fan fights.)
Duds Of The Game: Wallner, I guess? Local fog? Joe Ryan? FOLEY’S JIZZ JINX??? (TTAD typo.)
Studs: all you fun people who were on the gamethread, and made TT better than my thoughts about the state of stuff and other stuff!
Damn, this isn’t even 500 words yet, so…
Joe Ryan, you DO KNOW that Johnson & Johnson has already agreed to $700 MILLION DOLLARS in settlements over bad poison in “baby powder,” AKA the stuff you MAYBE USE ON YOUR SPECIAL PARTS? (Maybe he uses a generic?) And that the settlement MIGHT BE WAY BIGGER? Maybe DON’T USE THAT STUFF ON YOUR SPECIAL PARTS!
OK, that gets us to over 500 words. As does this funny article on the Trifecta of Lawyer Movies. I’ve done my job!
San Francisco, CA
Giants reassign 3B coach Borg; Wotus named interim replacement
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San Francisco, CA
Driver Arrested After Pedestrian Killed, Three Injured In Mission District Crash
One pedestrian died at the hospital and three others suffered non-life-threatening injuries after a driver struck them in SF’s Mission District earlier this week.
The San Francisco Police Department arrested a driver suspected of fatally striking four pedestrians in the area of 16th and Mission streets Monday morning, as KRON4 reports.
Officers responded to the scene at 12:13 am and found medics treating one pedestrian with life-threatening injuries. The person later died at a nearby hospital, and three other pedestrians sustained non-life-threatening injuries.
The driver was reportedly detained soon after the collision. The department has not announced what charges they will receive.
“We hold the victim and their loved ones in our thoughts, and grieve this loss of life on San Francisco’s streets,” said Jodie Medeiros, executive director for Walk SF, in a release. “We all deserve to be able to get around safely in our city.”
This marks the ninth pedestrian death in San Francisco this year. It’s also the second such death in the Mission, following the tragic death of local musician Danielle Spillman at Mission Street and South Van Ness Avenue in April, as SFist reported previously.
Four pedestrians were killed throughout the month of March, including deaths in Chinatown, the Financial District, North Beach, and the Outer Mission. In late February, a two-year-old was run over in Mission Bay.
Anyone with information may contact the SFPD at 415-575-4444 or text “TIP411,” beginning with “SFPD.”
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California Supreme Court ruling on bail sparks debate over what it means for San Francisco’s safety
A recent California Supreme Court ruling is changing how bail is set across the state, and it’s sparking a sharp debate in San Francisco about what it could mean for public safety.
Inside her office, District Attorney Brooke Jenkins said every decision carries weight. She views her role through one lens: protecting the public.
“My responsibility to San Francisco is public safety,” Jenkins said. “And to be transparent to me in achieving that safety. This is a ruling that has real-life consequences, and deny that would be untruthful and would not help people understand why we may see retraction from our progress.”
The ruling requires judges to set bail at levels defendants can afford, shifting the focus away from cash bail and toward whether someone poses a risk to public safety.
Jenkins said she believes that shift could have serious consequences.
“I knew it would be immediately be devastating to public safety and the state of California and had a lot of concerns that I thought needed to be shared with the public and other city leaders,” she said.
She warns that the change could make it easier for repeat offenders, particularly those involved in drug-related crimes, to be released before trial.
“These judges don’t live in San Francisco, many of them,” Jenkins said. “They don’t live in places like the Tenderloin that are most affected by these issues. They are ruling in a way that has impacts on other people’s lives.”
But not everyone agrees with that assessment.
San Francisco Defense Attorney Marsanne Weese said the ruling does not eliminate accountability and that courts still have tools to detain people who pose a threat.
“In regards to her statements, there is no basis for it,” Weese said. “And the justices pointed out that there are a number of non-financial tools the lower courts can use and should use.”
Those tools include options like pretrial detention and supervised release, which allow judges to consider risk without relying solely on a person’s ability to pay bail.
“So, in regards to this being a drastic change, yes, it will be a drastic change, but not to safety,” Weese added.
For Jenkins, the concern is not just the intent of the law, but how it will be applied in real-world courtrooms and what that means on city streets.
For now, there is unease for some, optimism for others, and a growing debate over what public safety will look like under this new system.
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