VIDEO: Micah Parsons on TV – Why’d Dallas Cowboys Star ‘Skip’ Bayless’?

FRISCO – Micah Parsons final month agreed to signal on with Fox Sports activities to hitch Skip Bayless and Shannon Sharpe for a weekly spot on FS1’s “Undisputed.”

And but on Tuesday of this week, the Dallas Cowboys defensive stud was nowhere to be discovered.

Micah “Skipped” Bayless.

Why?

First, to the whining Bayless, “The Human Hemorrhoid” who in our 32-year-old private expertise damages so most of the folks, locations and issues he touches.

“We had tools put in in Micah’s residence within the Dallas space, and after we made the large, grand announcement he instantly tweeted about how excited he was to hitch us,” Bayless whimpered. “Then yesterday got here and all day we couldn’t attain Micah. Then, because it received to be night, we couldn’t even attain any of his folks.”

There’s factual reality in there. “Blessings! Excited to begin this journey!” Parsons tweeted on the time of the settlement.

Our response on the time was that the second-year NFL participant was making an terrible mistake in aligning himself with the cockroach-like Bayless. And now that he is gone AWOL, even Bayless’ accomplice Shannon Sharpe is stooping low, saying he needs Parsons had a “little extra class.”

Parsons is just not “gone” in any manner in any other case; he was on Twitter on Tuesday, and in his “save-us,” Micah” function, he’ll be right here at The Star for apply on Wednesday – at which level CowboysSI.com will ask him in regards to the absence.

Bayless, in a uncommon second of motive, stated Micah’s lacking the present “led us to imagine possibly he was simply crushed by the opening evening loss, which is very doable.”

That’s certainly viable; shedding 19-3 to the Bucs, and shedding fellow staff chief Dak Prescott, was absolutely devastating. However our private want, unlikely because it may be? That Micah Parsons woke as much as what he was entering into, a volunteer trudge right into a cesspool that may give him cash and notoriety he doesn’t want.

And as we notice within the Fish Report video above (and right here on YouTube with far more Cowboys) concerning the “lack of sophistication” of breaking a dedication: When you unknowingly marry Lucifer, you actually have our permission, instantly following the marriage, to file for Divorce from the Satan.

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