Movie Reviews
‘The Penguin Lessons’ Review: Steve Coogan Makes a Feathered Friend in Sweet British Buddy Dramedy
There are two things that can make any movie better: Steve Coogan and penguins.
Fortunately, and not surprisingly considering its title, The Penguin Lessons features both. Well, at least one penguin, who goes by the name Juan Salvador. But he’s more than enough. He’s Coogan’s best onscreen partner since Rob Brydon in the Trip movies.
The Penguin Lessons
The Bottom Line You’ll take it to heart.
Release date: Friday, March 28
Cast: Steve Coogan, Vivian El Jaber, Bjorn Gustafsson, Alfonsina Carrocio, David Herrero, Jonathan Pryce
Director: Peter Cattaneo
Screenwriter: Jeff Pope
Rated PG-13,
1 hour 50 minutes
Loosely based on a memoir by Tom Michell, the film takes place in 1976 in Buenos Aires, where teacher Tom (Coogan) arrives to teach English to teenage students at a tony private school. His timing wasn’t exactly fortuitous, as not long after he gets there the country is rocked by a military coup, with people disappearing subsequently.
Not that any of the tumult affects Tom, who soon embarks on a weekend getaway to Uruguay with his Swedish colleague (Bjorn Gustafsson, priceless), where he enjoys a flirtation with a local woman. Walking together on the beach, they encounter an oil slick and the bodies of several dead penguins. One, however, is still alive. Tom is eager to move on. “There’s nothing we can do,” he says with mock solemnity. “You can’t interfere with nature.”
But she implores him to help, and Tom, trying to impress her, agrees to take the penguin back to his hotel room and clean him up. Not only does this attempt at seduction not work, but Tom finds himself stuck with a penguin that won’t leave him, even after he throws him back into the ocean. In one of the film’s many implausibilities that you just have to go with, he smuggles the bird to Argentina and hides him in his on-campus apartment to avoid the watchful eyes of the school’s officious headmaster (Jonathan Pryce).
It’s not hard to guess what happens next. Tom, whose cynicism has already been well established, finds himself warming up to the adorable Magellanic penguin (I cop to knowing this from the press notes), working hard to procure fish to feed him and even bringing him to the classroom as a teaching aide. Which naturally does wonders for his bored students, who take a renewed interest in their lessons. And for Tom himself, who previously snuck off for naps during classes but now finds himself teaching with fresh vigor.
The trailer for The Penguin Lessons makes it look like a cutesy comedy, something that might have easily been called “The Dead Penguin’s Society.” The film is that, to a large degree. But it also attempts something more ambitious with a major plot element involving the disappearance of Sofia (Alfonsina Carrocio), the granddaughter of school housekeeper Maria (Vivian El Jaber), seized off the street by government figures right in front of Tom, who’s too terrified to intervene.
We eventually learn the reason for Tom’s hard-boiled indifference, involving a tragic incident from his past. With his appreciation for life newly restored by his feathered friend, he soon finds himself in the unlikely position of political activist, using Juan Salvador to strike up a conversation with one of the men who took Sofia and winding up spending a night in jail, beaten up for his troubles.
The film doesn’t fully succeed in blending its disparate tones, but under the careful direction of Peter Cattaneo (an old hand at this sort of feel-good material, thanks to such previous efforts as The Full Monty and Military Wives), it emerges as an engaging delight from start to finish. That’s partially thanks to the canny screenplay by frequent Coogan collaborator Jeff Pope (Philomena, Stan & Ollie) and partially, no make that majorly, to the superb performance by Coogan, whose expert deadpan comic timing and delivery make the film laugh-out-loud funny at times.
The Penguin Lessons also proves unexpectedly moving, its emotional manipulations fully forgivable. By the time it ends with home-movie footage of the real-life Juan Salvador happily swimming in the school’s pool, you’ll have fully succumbed to its charms.
Movie Reviews
Movie Review – The Rivals of Amziah King (2026)
The Rivals of Amziah King. 2026
Written and Directed by Andrew Patterson
Starring Matthew McConaughey, Angelina LookingGlass, Kurt Russell, Cole Sprouse, Owen Teague, Scott Shepherd, Tony Revolori, Rob Morgan, Jake Horowitz, Catherine Dyer, Sandra Ellis Lafferty, Harrison Stone, Jason Davis, Bruce Davis, Sharon Blackwood, and Chip Carriere.
SYNOPSIS:
Amziah King, beekeeper, musician, and anchor of his community, reunites with former foster daughter Kateri after many years apart, and fends off threats to his honey business.
After putting on a show with his bluegrass band (the songs throughout are mesmerizing, deserving of awards consideration) while waiting outdoors for a fast food establishment to fulfill an order, it is revealed that Amziah King, the motormouth, sympathetic, and endearing center of this Oklahoman community (played by Matthew McConaughey, so effective in the role it’s hard to imagine anyone else in it) in writer/director Andrew Patterson’s sophomore feature The Rivals of Amziah King, is also a beekeeper with a local honey business, only to then shift into a mystery where detectives attempt to use his knowledgeand expertise to pinpoint who might have stolen barrels of honey elsewhere.
All of this is before he is reunited with his foster daughter Kateri (Angelina LookingGlass, not only outstanding in her debut, but essentially carrying the film across its second half) for another chance at instilling some of those same lessons of communal kindness through music, potlucks, and some familiar but still worthwhile metaphors comparing the hierarchy of bees to human relation dynamics.
Slightly backing up, during that inspection of the honey inside a factory with Amziah’s musician crew, there is a near-fatal accident that is played for laughs and only funny because the individual comes away alive. It’s at this point that this critic was somewhat confounded by what tone the filmmaker would be going for (Andrew Patterson’s sensational low-budget, grounded sci-fi debut, The Vast of Night, was certainly fairly straightforward in that department), which is not to say that the film itself ever feels confused.
If anything, it’s another assured and confident piece of filmmaking, this time diving into a rural subculture with sharp specificity, the kind that makes one wonder if Andrew Patterson has experience in this world. The conversations revolving around beekeeping, the musical instruments used (one character scoffs at another for confusing a ukulele for a mandolin), the skill in bringing out the beauty of the locales, and the descriptions Amziah gives to the idiosyncratic locals are simultaneously esoteric and endearing. It’s a slice of life that Matthew McConaughey knows how to sell as vibrant, quirky, authentic, and united.
Following tragedy and estrangement, Amziah is naturally elated that Kateri is back in town, taking her under his wing to learn beekeeping while also nudging her to sing with the band (which includes notable actors such as Owen Teague and Tony Revolori) and play music. He invites her to a potluck, ascribes a story behind every dish in relation to one of the oddball locals (and there are some truly offbeat characters here, some of whom are in his inner circle), and, as mentioned, instills a sense of community and forgiveness (some of the men he works with are formerly incarcerated,
Andrew Patterson manages to keep the film bracingly original, quietly moving, and visually sumptuous (shots of our protagonists harmoniously covered in bees, as if they are becoming one together, carry a moving beauty) with a score from Erick Alexander and Jared Bulmer that is similarly unparalleled and unique, blending together an assortment of instruments not often heard in movies (at least not recently), lending the story and characters a boost of stirring soulfulness.
There is a freewheeling looseness to the first half, mostly concerned with Amziah joyfully sharing this way of life with Kateri, while serving as another showcase of Matthew McConaughey capably charming an entire room and audience (it is a much-needed refresher seeing him out of tacky commercials and back into an A-lister sweet Southern hospitality screen presence. A standout scene incorporating a dose of broad comedy comes when they inspect a beehive at an elementary school where several children have already been stung, working together with his RV-living friend and co-worker (Scott Shepherd), whom no one understands, as everything that comes out of his mouth is garbled and indecipherable, to handle the mess and get the students to safety.
Without giving anything away, the second half shifts into an entirely different type of film, one that brings into focus the titular rivals of Amziah King, chief among them played by Kurt Russell in a villainous role with a couple of additional layers that, admittedly, might come too late to really resonate into something substantial. This sets up an unorthodox heist out in the wild, utilizing bridges and rivers, as Kateri befriends Remmick (Jake Horowitz, collaborating once again with the filmmaker), another trusted member of Amziah’s fold, as they work together to get to the bottom of the mystery mentioned up top. It is also here that the film finds some of its darker, crime-thriller edges, with Kateri prepared and willing to go to great lengths to seek revenge and restore what belongs to Amziah.
Although much of this works on the strength of the characterization alone, one occasionally sees Andrew Patterson embrace convenience and the unexpected to push The Rivals of Amziah King in different directions. There is a narrative passing of the torch with Kateri taking center stage, something that Angelina LookingGlass fully impresses in doing so, finding and expressing new layers to the character, even if the storytelling within those crime aspects might not be as tight or compelling as the jovial first half that revels in highlighting this agricultural subculture. Nevertheless, the performances throughout and the score are more than a worthy rival to those small shortcomings, as the emphasis on community, music, and beekeeping metaphors comes through narratively, visually, and sonically.
Flickering Myth Rating – Film: ★ ★ ★ ★ / Movie: ★ ★ ★ ★
Robert Kojder
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Is This the Most Woke Movie Review … Ever?
Roger Ebert’s legendary status as America’s film critic is well earned.
He still let his progressive views seep into his signature thumb in his later years. That didn’t diminish his place in movie reviewing lore, nor his legacy.
A contributing critic for his self-named site has taken that progressive baton and run with it. Think “Chariots of Fire”-style running.
The review wastes no time getting to the ideological point.
“One Night Only” … is everything that’s troubling about the current conservative capitalist hellscape that is the United States of America writ large.
Ma’am, this is a rom-com review…
There’s so much more.
It makes nods to the very real horrors of today, like tech bro-backed surveillance capitalism, rampant Big Pharma advertisements, and fascist police and politicians controlling our bodies, without ever taking the time to interrogate any of the sources that have led to our current political climate.
If only “When Harry Met Sally…” had brought up the Iran-Contra scandal, it might have been a classic. Oh, well.
The director of “One Night Only” cut down on the sex and nudity, but even that proves problematic.
That’s progress, I guess, since an earlier iteration of this film made in the ’80s or ’90s would have just been a flurry of t** shots…. Romance, too, is depicted in deeply conservative, heteronormative terms—casual sex is looked down on, open relationships only lead to guilt, etc.
More “problems?” The movie isn’t kind to “sex workers” and there’s not enough queer sexuality. It’s about a boy and girl who fall for each other.
Darn. Where is that “Heated Rivalry” tribute?
And, when the film does mention gay romance, the critic calls it “straightwashing the history of anti-LGBTQ legislation.”
It’s reminiscent of an old Cancel Culture saw. You can never be woke enough.
This rom-com also fails to give age-of-consent laws the closeup they demand. Again, imagine the rom-com that actually checks some, if not all, of this critic’s woke boxes.
Please read the whole review. There’s more. Much more that will stun.
Here are some of the comments on the site:
- This review is truly the worst I’ve ever seen on this site
- Let me guess, the reviewer just got out of college with their grievance studies degree? Yeah…
- Roger Ebert might have despised this movie, and he’d likely cringe at this despicably unimaginative review. Do better next time.
Now, a critic can let a personal political or cultural view slip in now and then. And, if you’re working for an ideological site, that’s to be expected.
Hollywood in Toto wears its conservatism on its sleeve, and the occasional right-leaning barb slips through.
Sorry not sorry.
Still, HiT still wouldn’t go the full “One Night Only” review.
Should anyone?
Movie Reviews
‘Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma’ Review: Jane Schoenbrun’s Horny Horror Satire Slashes Through Repression
With each feature, Schoenbrun’s dissection of “nostalgia” within horror – repurposing the definition while personalizing it with trans allegories in a landscape concerned with broad repackaging – has cemented them as one of the boldest visionaries working today. Three movies in, and they’ve done more for the genre than some of the new‑day maestros have in years. While I wasn’t as big on We’re All Going to the World’s Fair, its lo‑fi creepypasta aesthetic amidst a tale of human connection in a digital age resonates strongly today. Then, I Saw the TV Glow eviscerated me so much that when I first saw it at SXSW 2024, I couldn’t look my friend in the eye afterward. It was my favorite film of that year.
Miasma continues the filmmaker’s winning streak, this time engaging with horror IPs through an industry lens. Whenever Kris nerds out over her love of the original Miasma, whether with her squash‑playing agent (Sarah Sherman) or production execs, she’s met with pushback that speaks to the homogeneous staleness of horror’s legacy‑sequel IP culture. At times it might feel too academic or on the nose, but Kris’s uber‑millennial self‑characterization roots the conversation, and Einbinder’s perfectly neurotic portrayal makes it feel grounded in character rather than just the filmmaker airing grievances.
Kris’s millennial‑viewer nerdism, when placed against Billy’s Norma Desmond‑esque grandeur, also yields some solid laughs. She represents the film-nerd millennial who tries to personalize and psychoanalyze their love, but in doing so leaves out their own passion. With that, they lose a sense of self, and sexual pleasure becomes a duty rather than a form of self‑expression.
Unlike their previous features, Schoenbrun has fun exercising their slasher proficiency, just as they did with their Buffy love on TV Glow. The film stops in its tracks with characters watching their influential source material: Camp Miasma within Miasma. Stylistically, they master the ‘80s slasher in all its cheesy atmosphere, old‑school dialect, and dated transphobia. They also venture into Cronenberg‑esque body horror and eroticism, all of which land without fail, proving that whatever classic horror genre they traverse, they can perfect it effortlessly. Now I want to see Schoenbrun do giallo.
Schoenbrun finds horror in repression and liberation in desire.
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