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Sting (2024) – Movie Review

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Sting, 2024.

Written and Directed by Kiah Roache-Turner.
Starring Ryan Corr, Alyla Browne, Penelope Mitchell, Robyn Nevin, Noni Hazlehurst, Silvia Colloca, Danny Kim, Jermaine Fowler, Alcira Carpio, Tony J. Black, and Rowland Holmes.

SYNOPSIS:

After raising an unnervingly talented spider in secret, 12-year-old Charlotte must face the facts about her pet and fight for her family’s survival when the once-charming creature rapidly transforms into a giant, flesh-eating monster.

Writer/director Kiah Roache-Turner’s creature feature Sting is unsure if it wants to lean into the absurdity of the situation and turn everything (including a dementia-ridden grandma) into a joke or play up the domestic drama at the center, primarily fixated on a rocky stepfather-daughter dynamic.

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Barring the presence of goofy exterminator Frank (an amusing Jermaine Fowler giving off some Marlon Wayans horror-spoof energy), there also doesn’t appear to be a sound reason for Sting to be so jokey. It’s not particularly funny watching an elderly woman alone and going through the motions of calling for help, unaware that the loud noise interrupting her TV show is an overgrown spider with a taste for humans and tying them into webs inside the labyrinthine apartment complex ventilation shaft. By the same token, some curmudgeonly cruel relatives also appear exaggerated.

Then there is also a deadpan scientist (Danny Kim) conveniently doing biological research, becoming a source of advice and information on the spider (before it enlarges and starts killing people), frustratingly as dry as a school lecture. Mainly an Australian production working with distributor Well-Go USA, who typically release Korean films, it almost feels as if the filmmakers were forced to shove this actor in there when English might not even be his first language. It would certainly explain the awkwardness of it all.

Front and center of this bizarre cast of characters is Alyla Browne’s Charlotte (I wish I was joking), missing her father while also worrying that her stepfather Ethan (Ryan Corr) will fall into the same tone of abandonment to focus on her baby brother. There is also some shaky trust; Charlotte routinely advises Ethan on his comic book illustrations, which he pretends to like before immediately erasing her changes once she leaves the room. 

Charlotte’s new best friend and pet becomes a mysterious spider. She secretly observes it and learns about it, such as its ability to mimic other wildlife sounds. She feeds the spider bugs. When she is away, the spider searches for larger food and bigger challenges. The point is that not much happens, arguably worse than the film’s unwillingness to take a lane between comedy and drama. Sting is not scary, either.

The kindest compliment to pay Sting is that it cleverly handles its media’s res opening so that it doesn’t entirely give away who will be alive and dead once we catch up. If anything, it sets up some intrigue, especially regarding a “fucked-up looking parrot.” It also wouldn’t be fair to dismiss the respectable practical effects and makeup outright, notably for the death scenes. Unfortunately, it is also an unforgivably dull film, even with its tonal confusion. There is one sequence of sustained suspense toward the end, which is primarily effective because, by that point, Sting does work out how to blend those tones into a survival scenario. Everything before that has no sting.

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Flickering Myth Rating – Film: ★ ★ / Movie: ★ ★

Robert Kojder is a member of the Chicago Film Critics Association and the Critics Choice Association. He is also the Flickering Myth Reviews Editor. Check here for new reviews, follow my Twitter or Letterboxd, or email me at MetalGearSolid719@gmail.com

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Movie reviews reveal 2026’s best Certified Fresh films are arriving in March – Art Threat

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Movie Reviews reveal 2026’s best Certified Fresh films are arriving this month with stellar critical acclaim. March 2026 brings an extraordinary lineup of top-rated releases. Critics and audiences are celebrating these exceptional films together.

🔥 Quick Facts

  • Project Hail Mary: 95% Tomatometer, 96% audience score, released March 20, 2026
  • Certified Fresh Status: 75% critic rating or higher with 5+ Top Critics reviews required
  • March Releases: Hoppers (94%), GOAT (84%), Send Help (93%) all certified fresh
  • Streaming Options: Multiple platforms including Netflix, Peacock with exclusive March releases

Project Hail Mary Dominates with 95% Critical Acclaim

Project Hail Mary opened March 20, 2026, becoming the standout theatrical certif fresh hit of the month. Ryan Gosling stars as science teacher Ryland Grace, waking up light-years from home with no memory. The sci-fi epic, directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller, earned 95% from critics and 96% audience approval. Cinephiles praise its visual splendor and emotional depth.

According to reviews, the film balances spectacular space sequences with genuine human moments that resonate deeply. Amazon MGM Studios released this 156-minute masterpiece based on Andy Weir’s beloved novel. Early box office numbers exceed expectations significantly.

Streaming Certified Fresh Titles Light Up March

March 24, 2026 delivered major streaming victories. GOAT (Greatest of All Time) hit platforms with 84% critic score and 93% audience approval. This animated sports comedy features Caleb McLaughlin as an anthropomorphic goat chasing championship glory. Send Help arrived simultaneously, earning 93% critical praise with 87% viewer satisfaction. Both titles capture hearts through humor and heart.

Streaming platforms flooded March with 69 new movies and shows total. Critics celebrated the diverse quality spanning cult classics, acclaimed dramas, and blockbuster franchises all at once.

Beyond the Blockbusters: Other Standout Certified Fresh March Releases

Title Tomatometer Score Release Date Status
Hoppers 94% March 6, 2026 Theaters
Ready or Not 2 73% March 20, 2026 Theaters
Late Shift 96% March 20, 2026 Theaters
Two Prosecutors 97% March 20, 2026 Theaters

“Visually, it is strong and immersive, but the real strength of Project Hail Mary is not spectacle alone. It is the sense of wonder and humanity running through the entire experience. The film knows when to be exciting, when to be funny, and when to slow down and let the emotional moments land.”

IMDb Critics, Film Review Community

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What Makes a Film Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes

Certified Fresh status represents the industry’s gold standard for quality filmmaking. A movie earning this distinction must achieve at least 75% rating from professional critics. Additionally, films require 5 or more Top Critics reviews for certification. Recent updates tightened these standards to ensure only genuinely excellent films qualify.

This rigorous process explains why March’s nine certified fresh titles matter significantly. Critics spent hours analyzing each film thoroughly before adding their names. The combined critical weight behind these movies suggests spring viewing will be exceptional.

Plan Your March Movie Marathon Now – Which Film Will You Watch First?

Theater-goers should prioritize Project Hail Mary before it leaves cinemas. The 156-minute runtime demands a big screen experience. Meanwhile, streaming subscribers face delightful choices between GOAT’s comedy charm and Send Help’s heartfelt drama. Ready or Not 2 and Late Shift round out theatrical options perfectly.

New releases continue flowing through March 27, 2026, keeping entertainment options fresh. Kiki’s Delivery Service rereleased March 13, while Stand by Me returned March 27 with new appreciation. Which certified fresh film matches your mood this weekend?

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  • Rotten Tomatoes – Official certification database and critical scoring system
  • Variety – Best movies streaming in March 2026 coverage
  • The Wrap – Most anticipated films arriving in March analysis

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MOVIE REVIEW: “THE KINDERHOOK CREATURE” is a fantastic deep dive into one of cryptozoology’s lesser-known mysteries – Rue Morgue

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MOVIE REVIEW: “THE KINDERHOOK CREATURE” is a fantastic deep dive into one of cryptozoology’s lesser-known mysteries – Rue Morgue

By BREANNA WHIPPLE

Starring Bruce G. Hallenbeck, Martha Hallenbeck and Paul Bartholomew
Directed by Seth Breedlove
Small Town Monsters

Whether you are a skeptic or a believer, it cannot be denied that certain pockets of our planet are hotspots for unusual activity. You’d be hard-pressed to find a person unfamiliar with the mysterious disappearances in the Bermuda Triangle, for example. Furthermore, places like Skinwalker Ranch in Utah have been documented extensively after multitudes of reports of various phenomena – UFOs, ghosts, cryptids, ancient shapeshifting elemental spirits that consume human flesh… it has it all. The Pacific Northwest is another location of intrigue with phenomena ranging from UFOs and cryptids to ghosts and sea monsters. 

More often than not, all that is supernatural seems to flow collectively. It’s not at all uncommon for grey aliens to come with a side of poltergeists and shapeshifters. Evidently, where there is smoke, there is fire. And Kinderhook, New York, is one such place ablaze with the high strangeness.

Nestled in the Hudson Valley, Kinderhook is an old town with even older legends. Despite being over 100km from the village of Sleepy Hollow, Kinderhook was the inspiration for Washington Irving’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. (Ichabod Crane was modelled after a Kinderhook schoolmaster; plaques honour this fact in the small community.) At a glance, one can sense an otherworldly ether in this place where the veil is seemingly especially thin.

THE KINDERHOOK CREATURE is a companion piece to The Kinderhook Creature & Beyond: A Personal Reminiscence by Bruce G. Hallenbeck. Naturally, Hallenbeck guides the unfolding events chronicled in the doc. Growing up under the care of his beloved late grandmother, Martha Hallenbeck, in a home surrounded by dense woods, he has memories that read like a choose-your-own-adventure novel. An unseen, incomprehensible, supernatural threat to shock and astound lurks around every corner. Martha was once quoted as saying, “I’d love to live in a haunted house!” Bruce’s apt response was, “Grandma, I think you do.” 

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“Haunted” feels like an inappropriate description.  What happens in Kinderhook is so fantastical that it is difficult to fit under a single umbrella. White, bloblike apparitions are only the tip of the iceberg. A sargantuan beast with red eyes, the doc’s eponymous creature, has been seen stalking nearby. Strange noises emanate from the woods, UFOs have been spotted, objects have levitated and strange dreams have been had… Something is very different in Kinderhook. 

To call THE KINDERHOOK CREATURE a wild-ride would be a gross understatement – the film is so full of so many unexpected twists, turns and encounters that it is a curious wonder why the area hasn’t been more widely acknowledged in cryptozoological circles until now. Again, director Seth Breedlove and the Small Monsters team have shone their spotlight on a tiny, strange corner of the world. On top of fantastic interview content, the documentary is chock-full of archival footage. Masterfully edited, THE KINDERHOOK CREATURE is made with love and attentive care, which is much deserved for a field of interest that isn’t always taken very seriously.

Of course, mystery is the source of the allure. As a species, we simply cannot know everything. Not every mystery can be solved, regardless of how advanced we become. Apelike humanoid sightings have been reported for as long as Indigenous people have been recording history with hide and stone. Theorists pore over speculations of time-travelling advanced beings, primitive species, protectors of the forest… It all sounds outrageous to those who have yet to open their mind to the possibility that there are forces at work that we simply cannot comprehend. One can easily write off the Patterson-Gimlin film as a hoax, but how can one explain the similarities in sightings from around the globe, again, for decades, if not centuries? One of the tales told in THE KINDERHOOK CREATURE mentions a sighting of a family of the Bigfoot-like cryptid. A similar occurrence is documented in the 1956 book The Long Walk by Sławomir Rawicz – a dramatic, first-hand account of a group of Gulag escapees in the 1940s that encountered a family of Yeti-like creatures in the Himalayas after fleeing Siberia on foot.

Even in the specific cases presented in THE KINDERHOOK CREATURE, there are curious synchronicities spanning a century. A woman speaks of an instance in 1981 when she and a friend skipped school to pick apples. While biking down a dirt road flanked by corn fields on both sides, they encountered a massive creature that towered above the stalks. Its gait was so wide that it was able to jump across the road with ease, its apelike arms swinging. What the girls likely did not know was that 100 years earlier, in 1881, livestock regularly went missing in the area. Locals eventually found a cave with piles of bones lying outside the entrance. Upon this discovery, they encountered a similar beast. They shot at it, nearly missing it. However, it left a mysterious lock of brown hair behind.

Breedlove has proved time and time again that Small Town Monsters is the reigning champion of quality cryptozoological documentaries. Aside from the obvious fun that naturally comes with investigating strange phenomena, much of the film focuses on Hallenbeck’s relationship with his grandmother. The bond they shared was beyond unique. They seemed to share an abundance of love, joy, fun and an appreciation for the mysterious. 

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We can learn a lot from these stories, exploring history, fear and curiosity. With THE KINDERHOOK CREATURE, Small Town Monsters again proves that cryptids and the legends that surround them will never get boring.

THE KINDERHOOK CREATURE: IN THE SHADOW OF SASQUATCH is available now on digital platforms. 

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A native of Rockford, Lisa Dent, heard 2 pm to 6 pm weekdays, began her radio career in Fort Atkinson, Wisconsin in 1981. She has worked at stations in Minneapolis, San Diego, Seattle, and Houston. Dent returned to Chicago in 2002. (Click for more.)

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