Captions contest

The Journal’s weekly captions contest permits readers to create a intelligent meme out of a photograph we choose from Journal photographers or our wire service.

The U.S. Navy’s latest very low-tech and budget-friendly anti-submarine gadget.

ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque

A brand new TikTok problem: Swim beneath the spears with out getting impaled.

JOAN NEWMAN, Albuquerque

That appears just like the Grinch’s laundry hanging out to dry.

PREMETIVO R. GABALDON JR., Albuquerque

Scientists put together to launch the 2023 model of the Deluxe Tingler Whale Massager.

LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerque

“Who wants bait when you may fish with this?”

NATHAN PHILLIPS, Albuquerque

Fisherman spearheads the no-net possibility.

ROBERT WAYNE, Albuquerque

Right here is Elon Musk’s newest enterprise: Industrial energy spear fishing.

TODD TIBBALS, Albuquerque

A spokesamphibian for Kermit’s hedge fund mentioned, “We’re all about making it straightforward to be inexperienced.”

KEMPTON LINDQUIST, Albuquerque

Oral-B is now prepared to check out their ‘tremendous responsibility’ octopus mint floss picks.

ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas

“Shark Tank” contestants Billy and Bob Smith of La Jolla, Calif., reveal their enjoyable, if not tasty, new product. All day plankton popsicles. They arrive in three flavors: fish, crab and sea urchin.

MARK YARNELLE, Albuquerque

Inventors of the Energy MultiSpear 9000 hope that potential patrons get the purpose.

RICK WELLER, Albuquerque

“Drop it actual arduous, boys. These spikes gotta go all the best way in.”

CHERYL HAAKER, Albuquerque

“We solely want a small blood pattern, Mr. Shark — 6 gallons instances 27 vials. You’ll be effective. I’m an expert. Oops! I, uh, by chance nicked your artery. So sorry.”

LAWRENCE TALAHONGVA, Gallup

Fred Flintstone by no means had it so good.

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